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(Click Orlando)   Someone in Orlando stole $1,000 worth of cigarettes, no word on how store owner will replace the five packs that were stolen   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Crimeline, cigarettes, burglary, owners  
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1775 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jan 2014 at 4:37 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-06 04:46:50 PM  
2 votes:
I love how the only things locked up at the drugstore are razors and cigarettes.  I could vault the pharmacy wall easier than I could raid the Gilette Fusions.
2014-01-06 05:52:20 PM  
1 vote:

Ryker's Peninsula: Please tell me this is an outtake from a Chappelle Show skit with Tyrone Biggums.

this is an outtake from a Chappelle Show skit with Tyrone Biggums.
2014-01-06 05:01:59 PM  
1 vote:
Grizzly Adams didn't have a beard.
2014-01-06 04:52:55 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, I live in Canada and yeah, maybe smokes are $10 a pack....but heart and lung transplants are FREE!

/The only thing more hypocritical than complaing about paying too much income tax while you buy cigarettes is complaining about paying too much income tax while you but lottery tickets.
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