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(Click Orlando)   Someone in Orlando stole $1,000 worth of cigarettes, no word on how store owner will replace the five packs that were stolen   (clickorlando.com) divider line 29
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2014-01-06 04:39:06 PM
They charge NYC prices in Florida?
 
2014-01-06 04:44:05 PM
i bet he plans on smoking them all tonight to get his frozen ass through the cold.

-20f here.
 
2014-01-06 04:46:50 PM
I love how the only things locked up at the drugstore are razors and cigarettes.  I could vault the pharmacy wall easier than I could raid the Gilette Fusions.
 
2014-01-06 04:51:02 PM
Would be worth 10 times that in prison
 
2014-01-06 04:52:55 PM
Yeah, I live in Canada and yeah, maybe smokes are $10 a pack....but heart and lung transplants are FREE!


/The only thing more hypocritical than complaing about paying too much income tax while you buy cigarettes is complaining about paying too much income tax while you but lottery tickets.
 
2014-01-06 04:53:50 PM
Well, he didn't make the dumbest criminal list.  He figured out how to pull off a heist through the ceiling.  That is a rare smart dummy.
 
2014-01-06 04:59:56 PM

FrancoFile: I love how the only things locked up at the drugstore are razors and cigarettes.  I could vault the pharmacy wall easier than I could raid the Gilette Fusions.


I wouldn't know, I'm sporting a Grizzly Adams beard.
 
2014-01-06 05:01:59 PM
Grizzly Adams didn't have a beard.
 
2014-01-06 05:04:48 PM
This happened in Florida.

3.50 a pack for 305s.
 
2014-01-06 05:05:04 PM

Highroller48: /The only thing more hypocritical than complaing about paying too much income tax while you buy cigarettes is complaining about paying too much income tax while you but lottery tickets.


There's nothing hypocritical about wanting to make your own dumb choices about how you spend your money instead of having the government do it for you.
 
2014-01-06 05:07:19 PM

Mad Tea Party: Grizzly Adams didn't have a beard.


What??
 
2014-01-06 05:07:44 PM

groppet: They charge NYC prices in Florida?


Nope - right around $5/pack. I'm not from Florida - just visiting. No really!

/doesn't smoke
 
2014-01-06 05:10:22 PM
Highroller48:

The only thing more hypocritical than complaining about paying too much income tax while you buy cigarettes is complaining about paying too much income tax while you buy lottery tickets.

They're both a waste of money, but I'm not seeing the hypocrisy here.

Is the argument, "Hey, don't buy those smokes... you could be paying your taxes with that money."?

Because that could be applied to A LOT of things people don't really need.
 
2014-01-06 05:14:43 PM

Mad Tea Party: Grizzly Adams didn't have a beard.


This is an outrage!
 
2014-01-06 05:23:10 PM
If only he could have found a bag somewhere.
 
2014-01-06 05:25:14 PM

Dragonflew: Mad Tea Party: Grizzly Adams didn't have a beard.

What??


l.yimg.com
 
2014-01-06 05:25:16 PM
Quit over a year ago after smoking for 18 years.. Don't miss this habit a single bit
 
2014-01-06 05:30:36 PM

groppet: They charge NYC prices in Florida?


It's so as not to confuse the NY transplants who now make up 60% of the state.
 
2014-01-06 05:35:09 PM
If I want a cigar, as wont from time to time, I'll just go up the road a few miles and get them on the reservation. No taxes makes it almost an incentive to smoke. my son, when he smoked, loved the reservations. hell, it has a really busy drive rthrough.
 
2014-01-06 05:36:17 PM

Dragonflew: Mad Tea Party: Grizzly Adams didn't have a beard.

What??


It's a Happy Gilmore joke
 
2014-01-06 05:36:48 PM
Please tell me this is an outtake from a Chappelle Show skit with Tyrone Biggums.
Please?
 
2014-01-06 05:52:20 PM

Ryker's Peninsula: Please tell me this is an outtake from a Chappelle Show skit with Tyrone Biggums.
Please?


this is an outtake from a Chappelle Show skit with Tyrone Biggums.
 
2014-01-06 05:53:30 PM

Oldiron_79: Dragonflew: Mad Tea Party: Grizzly Adams didn't have a beard.

What??

It's a Happy Gilmore joke


That would explain why I didn't get it. I usually give Sandler movies a miss.
 
2014-01-06 06:04:23 PM
 
2014-01-06 06:18:26 PM

styckx: Quit over a year ago after smoking for 18 years.. Don't miss this habit a single bit


13 for me. Every once in a while I ask how much my old brand is. Don't miss it.

Not trying to sound smug, I still got shiat to deal with.
 
2014-01-06 06:27:38 PM
As others have said $5 a pack in FL or 20 cartons. Dnrtfa.

Also a lot of folks in NYC would go to the reservations for smokes. Nanny Bloomberg hated that.

They were $8 a pack back in 2006 when i left. I thought that was expensive at the time
 
2014-01-06 08:14:27 PM
Its $6.50 a pack in florida, I've seen people from chicago come down here to buy 5 cartons because its cheap.
 
2014-01-06 08:41:06 PM
Wake me up when it's about incandescent light bulbs
 
2014-01-06 11:45:14 PM
That's where the truck from the Dearborn hijacking got off to. That thing is supposed to be in the damn pound.
 
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