shanrick: this is what happens when you cut food stamps.
uncleacid: They may want to get a camera that takes pictures above the waist.
K3rmy: I only get Burger King if I am leaving the bar a bit early and I have a bit of a buzz going. My order is always the same. "Whopper, extra onions, extra extra mayonnaise". I used to run into the issue that my sandwich did not have the desired amount of that wonderful white condiment (too little). This was remedied by adding the line, "and when I mean extra extra mayonnaise I mean so much mayonnaise it looks like the money shot from a gay porn flick"Win for both me and the person taking my order in the drive through. They almost always bust out laughing. I get my Whopper the way I want it.
illannoyin: Too bad the owner didn't have an "African connection"[i1.ytimg.com image 850x478]
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