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(NYPost)   Give me a Whopper with extra onions, and all the money in the register   (nypost.com) divider line 19
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2014-01-06 04:54:34 PM
this is what happens when you cut food stamps.
 
2014-01-06 05:45:17 PM
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2014-01-06 05:56:06 PM
Too bad the owner didn't have an "African connection"

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-01-06 05:56:29 PM
I believe that's what "extra lettuce" means.
 
2014-01-06 05:58:38 PM
They may want to get a camera that takes pictures above the waist.
 
2014-01-06 06:00:52 PM

shanrick: this is what happens when you cut food stamps.


and also don't employ an african prince
 
2014-01-06 06:10:38 PM

uncleacid: They may want to get a camera that takes pictures above the waist.


are the picture takin' guy?. do you have the shoe mounted cameras? no you are not, I am a license and bonded pervert and I'll choose how to run my own picture making machines thank you very much.

/now please approach the register
//sloooooowly you know how I like it
 
2014-01-06 06:20:22 PM
Makes sense to me.  It would be really awkward to order the food during or after the robbery.
 
2014-01-06 06:57:47 PM
I remember Whopper value meals being 2.99 and the patty and bun being around 5 inches. This was around 1994 so I sound old but I'm not that old.
 
2014-01-06 07:20:46 PM
I don't even like Burger King, but now I'm hungry.
 
2014-01-06 07:48:34 PM
Inside job.
 
2014-01-06 08:04:41 PM
First there is, "A man ordered a hamburger at a Long Island Burger King, paid his tab and left."

Then there's, "Zacchia would not say how much cash the hHamburglar escaped with."

Fixed that for you, New York Post.  You can expect to my attorney.

Sincerely,

Ronald McDonald
 
2014-01-06 09:04:30 PM
I half expected him to get caught when he went back to complain about them forgetting the extra onion.
 
2014-01-06 11:23:03 PM
I only get Burger King if I am leaving the bar a bit early and I have a bit of a buzz going.  My order is always the same.  "Whopper, extra onions, extra extra mayonnaise".  I used to run into the issue that my sandwich did not have the desired amount of that wonderful white condiment (too little).  This was remedied by adding the line, "and when I mean extra extra mayonnaise I mean so much mayonnaise it looks like the money shot from a gay porn flick"

Win for both me and the person taking my order in the drive through.  They almost always bust out laughing.  I get my Whopper the way I want it.
 
2014-01-07 02:11:51 AM

K3rmy: I only get Burger King if I am leaving the bar a bit early and I have a bit of a buzz going.  My order is always the same.  "Whopper, extra onions, extra extra mayonnaise".  I used to run into the issue that my sandwich did not have the desired amount of that wonderful white condiment (too little).  This was remedied by adding the line, "and when I mean extra extra mayonnaise I mean so much mayonnaise it looks like the money shot from a gay porn flick"

Win for both me and the person taking my order in the drive through.  They almost always bust out laughing.  I get my Whopper the way I want it.


You should swap it out for "the last 2 minutes of a 100 man creampie vid" for extra lulz
 
2014-01-07 05:45:40 AM
Did he also get the Huggies?
 
2014-01-07 07:15:08 AM
It wasn't me, you can't prove anything. I was Employee of the Month there March 1984. Yup, that's my old BK.
 
2014-01-07 07:24:33 AM

illannoyin: Too bad the owner didn't have an "African connection"

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www.movieburger.com.au

To be fair, they did make one tasty burger.
 
2014-01-07 08:21:14 AM
Better hurry it up, I'm in dutch with the wife.
 
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