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(Smatterist)   Celebrities posing with their younger selves show that Justin Bieber wasn't always a douche and Keanu Reeves is a vampire   (smatterist.com) divider line 86
    More: Amusing, Keanu Reeves, Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, double chins, Potter films  
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2014-01-06 02:17:17 PM
Bieber logic is unbieberivable
 
2014-01-06 02:26:34 PM
I don't know, Keanu's eyes seem to be getting smaller..
 
2014-01-06 02:27:22 PM

ThatBillmanGuy: I don't know, Keanu's eyes seem to be getting smaller..


this
 
2014-01-06 02:27:33 PM
British teeth stereotype proven true once again....and I see he quickly bought that American smile.

smatterist.com
 
2014-01-06 02:28:36 PM

Walker: British teeth stereotype proven true once again....and I see he quickly bought that American smile.

[smatterist.com image 610x610]


i noticed this also
 
2014-01-06 02:37:43 PM
Man, some new teeth and a five o'clock shadow did a lot for that Harry Potter guy.
 
2014-01-06 02:42:29 PM

Walker: British teeth stereotype proven true once again....and I see he quickly bought that American smile.


Dental work aside, who would have thought Neville longbottom would have grown into such a hottie?
 
2014-01-06 02:52:37 PM

Ambivalence: Dental work aside, who would have thought Neville longbottom would have grown into such a hottie?


Not the casting agency.
 
2014-01-06 02:54:55 PM
FTA: "Christina Aguilera became a mother, gained baby fat from giving birth, and we think she looks much better for it."


WHO THINKS THIS???
 
2014-01-06 02:58:10 PM

shower_in_my_socks: FTA: "Christina Aguilera became a mother, gained baby fat from giving birth, and we think she looks much better for it."


WHO THINKS THIS???


I do.  Scrawny never looks good on a broad
 
2014-01-06 03:00:17 PM

shower_in_my_socks: FTA: "Christina Aguilera became a mother, gained baby fat from giving birth, and we think she looks much better for it."


WHO THINKS THIS???


No one ever

Old xtina looks full of disease and fun.

Current Christina looks full of carbs and more disease.
 
2014-01-06 03:01:21 PM
Beyonce looks much more Belack in the past.
 
2014-01-06 03:01:50 PM

Smeggy Smurf: shower_in_my_socks: FTA: "Christina Aguilera became a mother, gained baby fat from giving birth, and we think she looks much better for it."


WHO THINKS THIS???

I do.  Scrawny never looks good on a broad


I do as well.
/And dames don't like being called broads.
 
2014-01-06 03:05:05 PM

Smeggy Smurf: shower_in_my_socks: FTA: "Christina Aguilera became a mother, gained baby fat from giving birth, and we think she looks much better for it."


WHO THINKS THIS???

I do.  Scrawny never looks good on a broad


Me too; the only difference is, I would hit it, now and then.
 
2014-01-06 03:05:15 PM
Well he was molested by those hot ass vampire girls.

www.movieposter.com
 
2014-01-06 03:07:52 PM
There's a reason why Keanu Reeves doesn't seem to age...

1.bp.blogspot.com

/oh so hot.
 
2014-01-06 03:09:44 PM
Reeves is so...consistent in everything.
 
2014-01-06 03:11:20 PM
Whoa
*air guitar*
 
2014-01-06 03:12:12 PM

Gergesa: Reeves is so...consistent in everything.


who would've thought at the time that his acting in the "bill & ted's" movies was the best acting he'd ever do...yet he keeps getting decently big parts...
 
2014-01-06 03:13:33 PM
"Christina Aguilera became a mother, gained baby fat from giving birth, and we think she looks much better for it."

"Justin Timberlake's face has begun to fill out. We hope a double chin isn't next."



It's interesting to note the writer's views on female vs. male ideals of attractiveness.
 
2014-01-06 03:15:17 PM

bungle_jr: Gergesa: Reeves is so...consistent in everything.

who would've thought at the time that his acting in the "bill & ted's" movies was the best acting he'd ever do...yet he keeps getting decently big parts...


He was brilliant in one of his first roles, River's Edge, which remains one of my favorite movies to this day.

And he looked the same then too.
 
2014-01-06 03:19:20 PM

Confabulat: bungle_jr: Gergesa: Reeves is so...consistent in everything.

who would've thought at the time that his acting in the "bill & ted's" movies was the best acting he'd ever do...yet he keeps getting decently big parts...

He was brilliant in one of his first roles, River's Edge, which remains one of my favorite movies to this day.

And he looked the same then too.


"River's Ege" has the greatest line of Keanu's career:

"All you do is eat our food and fark my mom! Motherfarker! Food eater!"
 
2014-01-06 03:19:56 PM

Confabulat: bungle_jr: Gergesa: Reeves is so...consistent in everything.

who would've thought at the time that his acting in the "bill & ted's" movies was the best acting he'd ever do...yet he keeps getting decently big parts...

He was brilliant in one of his first roles, River's Edge, which remains one of my favorite movies to this day.

And he looked the same then too.


i don't think i ever saw that one
i saw only the 1st matrix movie...it was alright, but not my kind of movie
LOVED the b&t movies, but it's been a LOOOOONG time since i've watched them
 
2014-01-06 03:24:02 PM

Click Click D'oh: There's a reason why Keanu Reeves doesn't seem to age...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 579x359]

/oh so hot.


Love that movie. Just saw it last week actually. his co-star Charlize Theron is another one who never aged. Maybe Al Pacino is Satan. Well no, Satan wouldn't have been in Jack and Jill.
 
2014-01-06 03:26:01 PM

Mugato: Click Click D'oh: There's a reason why Keanu Reeves doesn't seem to age...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 579x359]

/oh so hot.

Love that movie. Just saw it last week actually. his co-star Charlize Theron is another one who never aged. Maybe Al Pacino is Satan. Well no, Satan wouldn't have been in Jack and Jill.


Are ya sure!? That movie was the essence of hell distilled.
 
2014-01-06 03:34:14 PM

bungle_jr: Gergesa: Reeves is so...consistent in everything.

who would've thought at the time that his acting in the "bill & ted's" movies was the best acting he'd ever do...yet he keeps getting decently big parts...


He's not insanely expensive, he's easy to work with, no negative controversy, gets consistent returns on his movies, and is a better actor than most people give him credit for.
 
2014-01-06 03:35:46 PM
That middle vampire girl in Monica Belucci btw.
 
2014-01-06 03:37:39 PM

realmolo: "River's Ege" has the greatest line of Keanu's career:

"All you do is eat our food and fark my mom! Motherfarker! Food eater!"


That movie is full of excellent quotes. Anything Crispin Glover says should be on a postcard.
 
2014-01-06 03:54:10 PM

phaseolus: "Christina Aguilera became a mother, gained baby fat from giving birth, and we think she looks much better for it."

"Justin Timberlake's face has begun to fill out. We hope a double chin isn't next."


It's interesting to note the writer's views on female vs. male ideals of attractiveness.


In that it's the polar opposite of how other publications approach the matter, yes.
 
2014-01-06 03:59:09 PM
shechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-06 04:01:49 PM

Confabulat: realmolo: "River's Ege" has the greatest line of Keanu's career:

"All you do is eat our food and fark my mom! Motherfarker! Food eater!"

That movie is full of excellent quotes. Anything Crispin Glover says should be on a postcard.


Yes indeed. Crispin Glover is farking awesome in that movie.
 
2014-01-06 04:02:09 PM
Subby's right.  Beebs was too young to be a douche.  He was, however, a weenie.
 
2014-01-06 04:03:15 PM

Confabulat: bungle_jr: Gergesa: Reeves is so...consistent in everything.

who would've thought at the time that his acting in the "bill & ted's" movies was the best acting he'd ever do...yet he keeps getting decently big parts...

He was brilliant in one of his first roles, River's Edge, which remains one of my favorite movies to this day.

And he looked the same then too.


Love that movie. I wouldn't say Keanu was brilliant so much as brilliantly cast. Who knew that perpetually stoned and emotionally numbed is how he would play every character?
 
2014-01-06 04:03:40 PM

Walker: British teeth stereotype proven true once again....and I see he quickly bought that American smile.

[smatterist.com image 610x610]


I read somewhere (I forget where) that the producers asked him specifically not to fix his teeth while filming the movie and  gave him prosthetic big ears to make him less attractive as he was getting older. Longbottom was always supposed to be the underdog, and him get steadily more attractive was going to go against that, because in reality, an attractive guy like that would be popular, not an outcast.
 
2014-01-06 04:03:53 PM
I'm surprised that any of those celebrities would be caught dead with themselves.

Except Keanu Reeves. He's a clone.
 
2014-01-06 04:04:50 PM
Bad photoshop is awful.
 
2014-01-06 04:05:56 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-06 04:10:22 PM
smatterist.com

Beyonce still looks a lot whiter. stunning, now and then.
/it's just the lighting, right?
 
2014-01-06 04:26:27 PM
No, he was (and still is) a douche.

Next!
 
2014-01-06 04:26:30 PM

DeadMouseTails: Walker: British teeth stereotype proven true once again....and I see he quickly bought that American smile.

[smatterist.com image 610x610]

I read somewhere (I forget where) that the producers asked him specifically not to fix his teeth while filming the movie and  gave him prosthetic big ears to make him less attractive as he was getting older. Longbottom was always supposed to be the underdog, and him get steadily more attractive was going to go against that, because in reality, an attractive guy like that would be popular, not an outcast.


I've seen a couple articles on how the producers uglied him up as well.  I knew about the ears, but I hadn't heard about the teeth.  I they also padded his costumes to keep him looking pudgy once he hit puberty and lost the baby fat.  Although I think they finally let him out of the fat suit in "Deathly Hallows."
 
2014-01-06 04:46:59 PM

Mugato: Well he was molested by those hot ass-vampire girls.

[www.movieposter.com image 500x729]


/xkcd'd
 
2014-01-06 05:06:30 PM

shower_in_my_socks: FTA: "Christina Aguilera became a mother, gained baby fat from giving birth, and we think she looks much better for it."


WHO THINKS THIS???


This guy.

The brain knows I have a better shot if she is emaciated and will do anything for a sammich, the penis prefers the cushion for the pushion.
 
2014-01-06 05:07:54 PM

puckrock2000: [smatterist.com image 610x610]

Beyonce still looks a lot whiter. stunning, now and then.
/it's just the lighting, right?


Came to mention this. Also, Lady Gaga looks... oranger.

smatterist.com
 
2014-01-06 05:09:47 PM

Ambivalence: Walker: British teeth stereotype proven true once again....and I see he quickly bought that American smile.

Dental work aside, who would have thought Neville longbottom would have grown into such a hottie?


I'll just leave this here
 rawrgg.com
 
2014-01-06 05:12:48 PM
How is biebber formed?
 
2014-01-06 05:16:33 PM
I'm gonna get mocked, but Matthew Lewis has got style. 007 in 15 years? If he keeps his hair, anyway.

photos.posh24.com
 
2014-01-06 05:18:14 PM
>"comes off less douchey"
>Has pic him throwing up deuces

mfw no greentext
 
2014-01-06 05:25:07 PM
How could he have his picture taken if he's a vampire?
 
2014-01-06 05:25:20 PM

ThatBillmanGuy: I don't know, Keanu's eyes seem to be getting smaller..


And Leon is getting larger!

/where did he get that shirt? It's awful. And those shoes and that coat, jeeeez....!
 
2014-01-06 05:28:26 PM
Yeeeeaaaaah, I didn't mean for the image to be huge. Stupid resize fail on Fark's part.
 
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