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(Jezebel)   Woman who orgasmed for 3 hours proves there can most definitely be "too much" of a good thing   (jezebel.com) divider line 37
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2014-01-06 02:11:13 PM  
Sorry, I got too excited and couldn't stop.
 
2014-01-06 02:11:29 PM  
Sorry subby, I didnt know your mom would get off that long from it.
 
2014-01-06 02:11:49 PM  
I call bullshiat. What is the ER going to do to stop an orgasm... besides let you see the bill?
 
2014-01-06 02:11:53 PM  
Come on mods, wake up - we had this story on main page 2 days ago
 
2014-01-06 02:12:22 PM  
You're welcome!
 
2014-01-06 02:13:08 PM  
Again??? My god, it's contagious!
 
2014-01-06 02:13:41 PM  

mjjt: Come on mods, wake up - we had this story on main page 2 days ago


So you're saying it's a multiple?
 
2014-01-06 02:14:10 PM  
Well, long as she's got it licked. I coont take that kind of service myself. I'm not that orgamized.
 
2014-01-06 02:14:16 PM  
The second cumming!
 
2014-01-06 02:14:41 PM  

mjjt: Come on mods, wake up - we had this story on main page 2 days ago


Woman are lucky. They get to have multiple threads.
 
2014-01-06 02:15:00 PM  

cowgirl toffee: I call bullshiat. What is the ER going to do to stop an orgasm... besides let you see the bill?


I don't know what they'd do for women, but I know seeing some of those gigantic, biatchy nurses makes me lose my erection quickly.
 
2014-01-06 02:16:10 PM  
"Well, you know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs then you lean too far and you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time."

-Steven Wright
 
2014-01-06 02:16:28 PM  
In a row?
 
2014-01-06 02:17:31 PM  

ununcle: mjjt: Come on mods, wake up - we had this story on main page 2 days ago

Woman are lucky. They get to have multiple threads.


Yeah, but how long did Subby have to beg before he got the greenlight?
 
2014-01-06 02:17:33 PM  

mjjt: Come on mods, wake up - we had this story on main page 2 days ago


And that headline was way better.
 
2014-01-06 02:18:06 PM  

cowgirl toffee: I call bullshiat. What is the ER going to do to stop an orgasm... besides let you see the bill?


There may be medications or some sort of treatment. it's the same when men get an erection lasting more then 4 hours. it could become life threatening.
 
2014-01-06 02:18:50 PM  
Only three?
 
2014-01-06 02:19:11 PM  

ununcle: mjjt: Come on mods, wake up - we had this story on main page 2 days ago

Woman are lucky. They get to have multiple threads.


We can, too. Just when you're about to submit a thread... Stop. Then wait a bit and try and do it again, then stop again. Repeat this for a bit, and you'll have multiple threads.
 
2014-01-06 02:21:46 PM  
I probably haven't orgasmed for a total of three hours my whole life. That would be about 2k nuts at 10 sec each.

And that counts fapping, too.
 
2014-01-06 02:21:49 PM  

viscountalpha: cowgirl toffee: I call bullshiat. What is the ER going to do to stop an orgasm... besides let you see the bill?

There may be medications or some sort of treatment. it's the same when men get an erection lasting more then 4 hours. it could become life threatening.


I'm guessing the doctor could punch the p3nis until its "ok" for 5 grand. To flick the clit might cost at least $6000.
 
2014-01-06 02:25:50 PM  

cowgirl toffee: I call bullshiat. What is the ER going to do to stop an orgasm... besides let you see the bill?


Maybe some mix of muscle relaxant and a downer?
 
2014-01-06 02:26:18 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Again??? My god, it's contagious!


Come to your senses, modmins!
 
2014-01-06 02:26:57 PM  

H31N0US: I probably haven't orgasmed for a total of three hours my whole life. That would be about 2k nuts at 10 sec each.

And that counts fapping, too.


Maybe my numbers are off, but I just approximated that I've orgasmed for just over 50 hours total during my lifetime.
 
2014-01-06 02:28:28 PM  

cowgirl toffee: viscountalpha: cowgirl toffee: I call bullshiat. What is the ER going to do to stop an orgasm... besides let you see the bill?

There may be medications or some sort of treatment. it's the same when men get an erection lasting more then 4 hours. it could become life threatening.

I'm guessing the doctor could punch the p3nis until its "ok" for 5 grand. To flick the clit might cost at least $6000.


As this comment did not, in any way, or by any stretch of the imagination, justify an MS Paint illustration, I thank you for your discretion.
/And cowardice.
 
2014-01-06 02:28:35 PM  

H31N0US: I probably haven't orgasmed for a total of three hours my whole life. That would be about 2k nuts at 10 sec each.

And that counts fapping, too.


You're not using the right equipment

i44.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-06 02:29:03 PM  

cowgirl toffee: I call bullshiat. What is the ER going to do to stop an orgasm... besides let you see the bill?

 

I'll bet a speculum fresh out of the -800 freezer would put a damper on things.
 
2014-01-06 02:29:55 PM  

viscountalpha: cowgirl toffee: I call bullshiat. What is the ER going to do to stop an orgasm... besides let you see the bill?

There may be medications or some sort of treatment. it's the same when men get an erection lasting more then 4 hours. it could become life threatening.


They have to insert gigantic needles into the erection chambers to release the blood so it doesn't cause tissue death from lack of fresh blood flow to the penis on the treatment for a 4 hour hardon.
 
2014-01-06 02:30:50 PM  

Wasilla Hillbilly: H31N0US: I probably haven't orgasmed for a total of three hours my whole life. That would be about 2k nuts at 10 sec each.

And that counts fapping, too.

Maybe my numbers are off, but I just approximated that I've orgasmed for just over 50 hours total during my lifetime.


You must be old :)
 
2014-01-06 02:31:00 PM  
i42.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-06 02:33:29 PM  

H31N0US: I probably haven't orgasmed for a total of three hours my whole life. That would be about 2k nuts at 10 sec each.

And that counts fapping, too.


2k was probably before high school was over

Dude, I've fapped it twice since I got here
 
2014-01-06 02:37:41 PM  
www.iconsoffright.com

...I guess so.
 
2014-01-06 02:39:12 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: cowgirl toffee: viscountalpha: cowgirl toffee: I call bullshiat. What is the ER going to do to stop an orgasm... besides let you see the bill?

There may be medications or some sort of treatment. it's the same when men get an erection lasting more then 4 hours. it could become life threatening.

I'm guessing the doctor could punch the p3nis until its "ok" for 5 grand. To flick the clit might cost at least $6000.

As this comment did not, in any way, or by any stretch of the imagination, justify an MS Paint illustration, I thank you for your discretion.
/And cowardice.


I know this thread would be pulled. Not worth the effort on a pulled thread. :/
 
2014-01-06 02:41:02 PM  
"I gotta tell you, weirdest thing--sneezing makes me have an orgasm.  Every time."

"Ye gods--is there something you can take for that?"

"Yeah, black pepper."
 
2014-01-06 02:45:44 PM  

cowgirl toffee: I call bullshiat. What is the ER going to do to stop an orgasm... besides let you see the bill?


Epidural? They can chemically block stimulus until whatever is going on sorts itself out.
 
2014-01-06 03:09:10 PM  
Hours long organisms will turn a man's mind into mush.

Exhibit A:

www.filmfreakcentral.net
 
2014-01-06 03:39:03 PM  
Did the doctors cure her by placing a wedding ring on her finger?


/oblig.
 
2014-01-06 05:16:37 PM  

viscountalpha: cowgirl toffee: I call bullshiat. What is the ER going to do to stop an orgasm... besides let you see the bill?

There may be medications or some sort of treatment. it's the same when men get an erection lasting more then 4 hours. it could become life threatening.


IIRC, they just put the dick on ice to see if that works.
 
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