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(The Consumerist)   Guy has ALS and his bucket list includes: A) buying a Lou Gehrig-signed baseball, B) dating newly-single Emma Watson, or C) Stealing a donut truck and giving out free donuts   (consumerist.com) divider line 22
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2014-01-06 12:44:55 PM
Fark ALS, I had a friend who died from id about 10 years ago. Brutal.
 
2014-01-06 12:49:51 PM
He's been listening to too much Dead Milkmen.
 
2014-01-06 01:24:04 PM
If that were my diagnosis, I would put all three on the list, and upgrade the first one to "stealing Lou Gehrig's skull, autographing it myself, and hiding it after staging an elaborate riddle-infested puzzle quest that gets released after my death. Though I would probably have to settle for "creepily staring at a newly-single Emma Watson through some shrubbery."
 
2014-01-06 01:32:20 PM
Pete and repeat stole a donut truck.
 
2014-01-06 01:32:22 PM

Cagey B: If that were my diagnosis, I would put all three on the list, and upgrade the first one to "stealing Lou Gehrig's skull, autographing it myself, and hiding it after staging an elaborate riddle-infested puzzle quest that gets released after my death. Though I would probably have to settle for "creepily staring at a newly-single Emma Watson through some shrubbery."


You could whack it, too, long as you didn't make the shrubbery shake too much.  Errr...or so I've heard.
 
2014-01-06 01:33:03 PM
Given the diagnosis, going totally wild is completely understandable.

I'll take a dozen.
 
2014-01-06 01:35:03 PM
Did he do donuts in the donut truck after handing out donuts?
 
2014-01-06 01:35:21 PM

Crewmannumber6: Fark ALS, I had a friend who died from id about 10 years ago. Brutal.


"id" can be quite deadly
 
2014-01-06 01:36:25 PM

Crewmannumber6: Fark ALS, I had a friend who died from id about 10 years ago. Brutal.


My wife's aunt died from it, and a friend of ours is completely paralyzed after surviving for about five years. They need to find a cure for that crap, and Parkinson's, too. Where are my nanoneurosurgeons, Neal Stephenson?
 
2014-01-06 01:37:12 PM

Cagey B: If that were my diagnosis, I would put all three on the list, and upgrade the first one to "stealing Lou Gehrig's skull, autographing it myself, and hiding it after staging an elaborate riddle-infested puzzle quest that gets released after my death. Though I would probably have to settle for "creepily staring at a newly-single Emma Watson through some shrubbery."


You are in luck as I don't think Emma Watson has any "shrubbery" as you so put it.

See for yourself:

www.obviouswinner.com
 
2014-01-06 01:39:56 PM
I'd go back to school and get a doctorate in physics.  That seems to stall progression nicely.
 
2014-01-06 01:41:32 PM
Yay, I get to be the guy!

static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-01-06 01:42:33 PM

Walker: Pete and repeat stole a donut truck.


I thought I was having a stroke. I was thinking that I'd seen this.
 
2014-01-06 01:43:43 PM

BigLuca: I'd go back to school and get a doctorate in physics. That seems to stall progression nicely.


No arguments there, a PhD in physics most certainly stunts your progression in life...
 
2014-01-06 01:45:45 PM
Wouldn't mind having a date with miss Watson, she seems far less crazy than most 20 something female stars, these days.

/Not saying much...
//Not like I have a chance.
 
2014-01-06 01:46:01 PM
If I get ALS, I'd forward my wish list to the Swedish Bikini Team.  I wonder if they'd honour  that one?
 
2014-01-06 01:49:18 PM

Fred Smythe: Yay, I get to be the guy!

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Got the original, unshopped pic?
 
2014-01-06 02:03:55 PM

Saborlas: Fred Smythe: Yay, I get to be the guy!

[static.fjcdn.com image 391x244]

Got the original, unshopped pic?


img.fark.net
Here you go!
 
2014-01-06 02:05:26 PM
Krispy Kreme......... Why do they always got to be the cool guys? Can't they be a typical big evil company at least....like... once?

Cute/Nice story though.
 
2014-01-06 02:13:29 PM

blindio: Here you go!


Never gets old! :D
 
2014-01-06 02:20:30 PM

ts3.mm.bing.net


RIP

 
2014-01-06 09:20:43 PM
Let me add my fark ALS to the others.


http://www.jasonbeckermovie.com
 
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