Cagey B: If that were my diagnosis, I would put all three on the list, and upgrade the first one to "stealing Lou Gehrig's skull, autographing it myself, and hiding it after staging an elaborate riddle-infested puzzle quest that gets released after my death. Though I would probably have to settle for "creepily staring at a newly-single Emma Watson through some shrubbery."
Crewmannumber6: Fark ALS, I had a friend who died from id about 10 years ago. Brutal.
Walker: Pete and repeat stole a donut truck.
BigLuca: I'd go back to school and get a doctorate in physics. That seems to stall progression nicely.
Fred Smythe: Yay, I get to be the guy![static.fjcdn.com image 391x244]
Saborlas: Fred Smythe: Yay, I get to be the guy![static.fjcdn.com image 391x244]Got the original, unshopped pic?
blindio: Here you go!
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