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2014-01-06 12:29:09 PM
THE ARCTIC IS TRYING TO SHIFT THE BLAME ONTO US
 
2014-01-06 01:51:28 PM
The artic is just chasing all the snowbirds letting them know they are still its biatches.
 
2014-01-06 01:52:09 PM
The Arctic killed my parents in an alley.
 
2014-01-06 01:52:46 PM
More LIEberal claptrap. They're telling us that global warming makes things colder?! Ha!
 
2014-01-06 01:53:44 PM
www.eastsidepatch.com

I spiked the Turkish Delight.
 
2014-01-06 01:53:59 PM

ArcadianRefugee: More LIEberal claptrap. They're telling us that global warming makes things colder?! Ha!


Thread over.
 
2014-01-06 01:55:05 PM
Unfortunately, I got my tongue stuck.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-01-06 01:58:15 PM
I blame Canada for this.
 
2014-01-06 01:58:40 PM
Moved to VA from up north to get away from this coldness. They're calling for -17 windchill tonite and tomorrow. That's farkin cold, I don't care who or where you are.

/2 days of real cold then back up in the 50's
 
2014-01-06 02:01:14 PM

ArcadianRefugee: claptrap


www.justpushstart.com
 
2014-01-06 02:01:15 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Unfortunately, I got my tongue stuck.

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Oglaf, Oh, gee, I laugh.
 
2014-01-06 02:02:27 PM
It's also 34 in Anchorage, so once again, weather does not equal climate
 
2014-01-06 02:02:50 PM
We've all seen what a polar vortex can do. Where's Dennis Quaid when you need him?
media.cleveland.com
 
2014-01-06 02:03:48 PM
A drunk Arctic is an easy Arctic
 
2014-01-06 02:04:29 PM
I blame:


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2014-01-06 02:04:30 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Unfortunately, I got my tongue stuck.

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I'd gladly get my tongue stuck on that any day.
 
2014-01-06 02:04:38 PM

Summoner101: It's also 34 in Anchorage, so once again, weather does not equal climate


Really? It's 28 in central Texas right now.
 
2014-01-06 02:04:59 PM

ArcadianRefugee: More LIEberal claptrap. They're telling us that global warming makes things colder?! Ha!


Dont be silly, now that we're cold its called climate change, duh
 
2014-01-06 02:05:05 PM

ArcadianRefugee: More LIEberal claptrap. They're telling us that global warming makes things colder?! Ha!


Sadly, I know I'm going to hear a line of reasoning like this soon from my Townhall-loving dad, but he'll be serious about it.

As usual I'll explain how in other places they're experiencing record warmth right now, and that a local weather patter may be cold while the overall climate trend is warmer. I'll even explain how warming temps and warming oceans may causes changes in weather patterns, making some places warmer or colder then they're used to seeing. I'll remind him that we've even had one of the warmest years on record where we are, that the fall/winter up until very recently has been much warmer than usual and that last winter it was so warm I was even able to plant my garden an entire month earlier....

And all that explaining about how your cherry-picked personal experience of just when it's cold in one particular part of the year - in one particular place - doesn't invalidate global trends wil fall on deaf ears. Folks who won't accept the reality of climate change at this point, by and large aren't incapable of understanding... they have actually chosen NOT TO. They have made the choice to believe what they want to believe, regardless of any facts or logic to the contrary.
 
2014-01-06 02:05:20 PM
God dam GI Joes. I told them we needed the Weather Dominator, but did they listen? NOOOO! They just went in and shot the thing all to hell, blew up the remains. Then went home and jacked each other off in the shower in celebration.

Now who is crazy!?
 
2014-01-06 02:06:03 PM

upndn: Moved to VA from up north to get away from this coldness. They're calling for -17 windchill tonite and tomorrow. That's farkin cold, I don't care who or where you are.

/2 days of real cold then back up in the 50's


Especially Richmond, VA. We get rain when it's farking 33 degrees outside and clear blue skies when it's 15 degrees.

The snow taunts us in such a cruel way (especially public school students)
 
2014-01-06 02:06:06 PM
"... the weather system is actually Arctic air invading from the north."

They have declared war,  I say we nuke the Arctic from orbit to teach them a lesson.
 
2014-01-06 02:09:52 PM

cgraves67: I blame Canada for this.


Wait, I though Obama was Kenyan... ??
 
2014-01-06 02:10:56 PM

Summoner101: It's also 34 in Anchorage, so once again, weather does not equal climate


That's fantastic... But no one claimed it did.. Put away the smug..
 
2014-01-06 02:12:14 PM

macross87: Summoner101: It's also 34 in Anchorage, so once again, weather does not equal climate

Really? It's 28 in central Texas right now.


Yup, high of 36 today. Though, y'know, the sun sets at 4:00.
 
2014-01-06 02:13:32 PM

special20: cgraves67: I blame Canada for this.

Wait, I though Obama was Kenyan... ??


He's obviously Kenyadian.

He gets his blackness from Kenya and his socialism from The Canada.
 
2014-01-06 02:14:29 PM

upndn: Moved to VA from up north to get away from this coldness. They're calling for -17 windchill tonite and tomorrow. That's farkin cold, I don't care who or where you are.

/2 days of real cold then back up in the 50's


-17 windchill? Princess, in Canada we call that "Tuesday". Try living through -54°F BEFORE windchill. Not what we're having up here right now (though it was actually cold this weekend) but we got ten days of that shiat back in 2003.
 
2014-01-06 02:14:29 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: Unfortunately, I got my tongue stuck.

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+1
 
2014-01-06 02:14:37 PM

styckx: Summoner101: It's also 34 in Anchorage, so once again, weather does not equal climate

That's fantastic... But no one claimed it did.. Put away the smug..


It may have been a troll, but climate change denying has already entered the thread, so yes, someone had.
 
2014-01-06 02:16:26 PM
i.imwx.com

Got to love it when Maine is warmer then most of the south.
 
2014-01-06 02:16:32 PM
i'm a minnesotan and i am hardy!
this morning, i drove around bagging neighbor's discarded christmas trees.
i use 'em for winter bird shelters near my feeders.
in order to hook 'em to my car via rope, i need to take off gloves briefly to manipulate the caribiners.
F00K!  IT'S BEEN OVER AN HOUR AND MY HANDS AND CHEEKS STILL HAVE A TINGLE.
how this post would have looked 45 minutes ago:
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2014-01-06 02:18:27 PM

cgraves67: I blame Canada for this.


So, like Sauron's darkness, this is the first stage of the Canadian invasion?
 
2014-01-06 02:18:42 PM
It is currently -9 with a -32 wind chill here at 1 PM, with badly blowing snow/snow drifts. Schools all closed, including the colleges. Library, a lot of small "mom and pop type" businesses, the courthouse, most churches yesterday, some medical offices, the city bus, and the garbage men are all closed today. The police are saying don't be on the road unless you have to, but heaven forbid a large retail store close for a day! I understand people such as police and fire and medical persons and prison guards and such all have to work, but they are needed vital people. Fast food and retail workers aren't vital, are paid less, are more likely to be punished for calling in.

Welp, time to get ready for work!
 
2014-01-06 02:21:40 PM

Summoner101: It's also 34 in Anchorage, so once again, weather does not equal climate


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( Screengrab is an hour old, so yeah, about 34 now)
 
2014-01-06 02:27:08 PM

Summoner101: macross87: Summoner101: It's also 34 in Anchorage, so once again, weather does not equal climate

Really? It's 28 in central Texas right now.

Yup, high of 36 today. Though, y'know, the sun sets at 4:00.


Meanwhile here north of the polar circle it`s 41F... Though, y'know, the sun sets at 4:00.end of November
 
2014-01-06 02:27:34 PM

ElStreak: upndn: Moved to VA from up north to get away from this coldness. They're calling for -17 windchill tonite and tomorrow. That's farkin cold, I don't care who or where you are.

/2 days of real cold then back up in the 50's

-17 windchill? Princess, in Canada we call that "Tuesday". Try living through -54°F BEFORE windchill. Not what we're having up here right now (though it was actually cold this weekend) but we got ten days of that shiat back in 2003.


Ok, you win, -17 will be called Tuesday from now on.
 
2014-01-06 02:27:37 PM

Summoner101: It's also 34 in Anchorage, so once again, weather does not equal climate


you're really using "weather is not climate" to help DENY climate change?!
 
2014-01-06 02:30:45 PM

upndn: Moved to VA from up north to get away from this coldness. They're calling for -17 windchill tonite and tomorrow. That's farkin cold, I don't care who or where you are.

/2 days of real cold then back up in the 50's


Somebody told you VA was warm?
We got more snow in my VA town than in Buffalo or Albany a couple winters ago.
 
2014-01-06 02:33:56 PM

upndn: ElStreak: upndn: Moved to VA from up north to get away from this coldness. They're calling for -17 windchill tonite and tomorrow. That's farkin cold, I don't care who or where you are.

/2 days of real cold then back up in the 50's

-17 windchill? Princess, in Canada we call that "Tuesday". Try living through -54°F BEFORE windchill. Not what we're having up here right now (though it was actually cold this weekend) but we got ten days of that shiat back in 2003.

Ok, you win, -17 will be called Tuesday from now on.


Joke all you want, you're still a wuss :P
 
2014-01-06 02:38:10 PM
www.techyville.com

Wait, what was that about northern invaders?
 
2014-01-06 02:42:41 PM
Looks like the Polar Vortices are bringing frigid air which is affecting the Chestal Vortices of the WSJ's Joanne Po. Vid from
http://www.onenewspage.com/n/US/7509akb6v/Polar-Vortex-Brings-Dange rou s-Cold-Temperatures-To-Midwest.htm#MGMx4BqUkYKBQEUc.99

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2014-01-06 02:43:25 PM

ElStreak: upndn: ElStreak: upndn: Moved to VA from up north to get away from this coldness. They're calling for -17 windchill tonite and tomorrow. That's farkin cold, I don't care who or where you are.

/2 days of real cold then back up in the 50's

-17 windchill? Princess, in Canada we call that "Tuesday". Try living through -54°F BEFORE windchill. Not what we're having up here right now (though it was actually cold this weekend) but we got ten days of that shiat back in 2003.

Ok, you win, -17 will be called Tuesday from now on.

Joke all you want, you're still a wuss :P


I'm not joking, -17 is now Tuesday!
 
2014-01-06 02:45:17 PM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2014-01-06 02:47:38 PM

styckx: Summoner101: It's also 34 in Anchorage, so once again, weather does not equal climate

That's fantastic... But no one claimed it did.. Put away the smug..


Really? Then lots implied it did.

I'd hazard a guess that 99.931% of the denialists get by on sneers, innuendo, and unsupported implication.
 
2014-01-06 02:50:05 PM

tjsands1118: [i.imwx.com image 600x405]

Got to love it when Maine is warmer then most of the south.


Alaska is currently warmer than much of the south.

Currently 36 in Juneau and 33 in Anchorage. To escape the polar vortex we must all get on a plane to warm Alaska!
 
2014-01-06 02:52:43 PM

tjsands1118: [i.imwx.com image 600x405]

Got to love it when Maine is warmer then most of the south.


FL: LOOOOL!!!!!
 
2014-01-06 02:55:28 PM
Has the Weather Channel given the polar vortex a name yet?
 
2014-01-06 03:02:57 PM
Just dropped in to say it's going to be 76o on the beaches today in the OC biatches.  Hope we survive somehow!

paul1576.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-01-06 03:04:12 PM

upndn: Moved to VA from up north to get away from this coldness. They're calling for -17 windchill tonite and tomorrow. That's farkin cold, I don't care who or where you are.

/2 days of real cold then back up in the 50's


In Fredericksburg the temp tonight is supposed to be 4F. This morning it was 48F
 
2014-01-06 03:07:01 PM

OscarTamerz: Just dropped in to say it's going to be 76o on the beaches today in the OC biatches.  Hope we survive somehow!

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What's going on with second-from-the-left's belly button? Or lack thereof?
 
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