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(Des Moines Register)   If you're 27, you should be old enough to know you don't have to go for a ride on a baggage claim carousel just because somebody dared you   (blogs.desmoinesregister.com) divider line 69
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2014-01-06 01:11:54 PM
Just because you don't have to doesn't mean you don't want to.

/I did with that once.
//But I was 3.
///And it was a triple dog dare, not just a normal one
 
2014-01-06 01:26:51 PM
If you're 27, you're a Millennial / Gen Y.  You are more likely to have Peter Pan Syndrome than to be a grown-up.
 
2014-01-06 01:37:50 PM
i236.photobucket.com

Agrees.
 
2014-01-06 01:55:08 PM
Unless its a triple dog dare
 
2014-01-06 01:56:53 PM
says you subby ,  says you.....
 
2014-01-06 01:57:56 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: [i236.photobucket.com image 348x281]

Agrees.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-06 01:59:13 PM
BUT that have video of the incident.

I wonder if that video is POV, cause I would've recorded that stuff for YouTube
 
2014-01-06 01:59:21 PM
"... rode the moving belt around the secured around and back out the other side."

Principal caught sayof?
 
2014-01-06 01:59:58 PM
FTFA:

"The man, who was not identified, told police he rode the carousel as a dare and "didn't think it was going to be that big of a deal."

He said he was sorry for his actions.

Officers said the man smelled of alcohol and he admitted to having three drinks, police reports show.

No charges have been filed yet but police have video of the incident."


So, a non-story...got it.

Must bee a slow news day in Des Moines......well, it is Des Moines.
 
2014-01-06 02:00:15 PM
Pretty sure male competitiveness is a lifelong thing just the stakes change
 
2014-01-06 02:01:37 PM
Shut your whore mouth subby!
 
2014-01-06 02:01:37 PM
Useful airline baggage carousel information.
 
2014-01-06 02:02:49 PM
Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure Des Moines is on the top of the terrorism hit list and all...
 
2014-01-06 02:02:59 PM
Wonder if this is before or after the ugly fat chick triple dog dare.
 
2014-01-06 02:03:18 PM
I'm 33 and I would do that right now if somebody dared me.  I wouldn't even need $5 or whatever, I would just do it because I have never done it, and I am immature and that sounds just as fun now as it did when I was 8.
 
2014-01-06 02:03:23 PM
Awwww how hipstey and playful. You are not in Zooey Deschanel movie, asshole.
 
2014-01-06 02:04:55 PM
Can I get away with it at 85 if I act old and senile?

Totally something to look forward to.
 
2014-01-06 02:06:18 PM

Bslim: Awwww how hipstey and playful. You are not in Zooey Deschanel movie, asshole.


Would you get onto a carousel is Zooey invited you?
 
2014-01-06 02:07:06 PM
I was reading the article and thinking to myself... "Who hasn't done this at least once?"
 
2014-01-06 02:07:22 PM

Why Would I Read the Article: I'm 33 and I would do that right now if somebody dared me.  I wouldn't even need $5 or whatever, I would just do it because I have never done it, and I am immature and that sounds just as fun now as it did when I was 8.


I was just trying to figure out a way to get my sleeve "caught" so that I could ride through screaming like a maniac and get away with it.
 
2014-01-06 02:08:59 PM
i1.ytimg.com

Let's go..
 
2014-01-06 02:12:32 PM
In other news, Des Moines has an INTERNATIONAL airport.

What does it connect to, a U.S. metro area that's home to more than one race?
 
2014-01-06 02:12:50 PM
Just one more sample of how Security Theater is not working.
 
2014-01-06 02:16:10 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: In other news, Des Moines has an INTERNATIONAL airport.

What does it connect to, a U.S. metro area that's home to more than one race?


Uh.. Canada? It's only like a 20 minute flight away.
 
2014-01-06 02:17:37 PM
If we outlaw going for a ride on a baggage claim carousel, only outlaws will go for a ride on a baggage claim carousel.

I don't want to live in that world.
 
2014-01-06 02:22:22 PM
If your security can be breached by a drunk guy hopping on a baggage carousel, I have bad news for you.  Oh but who am I kidding, you already knew your security was a joke.

/looking at you, TSA
 
2014-01-06 02:23:46 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: In other news, Des Moines has an INTERNATIONAL airport.

What does it connect to, a U.S. metro area that's home to more than one race?


"International Airport" just means that is has architectural features necessary for customs & passport control.  It does not mean that there are any flights currently scheduled or that there are INS staffers permanently assigned there.
 
2014-01-06 02:30:41 PM

mike_d85: Huck And Molly Ziegler: In other news, Des Moines has an INTERNATIONAL airport.

What does it connect to, a U.S. metro area that's home to more than one race?

Uh.. Canada? It's only like a 20 minute flight away.


I find your lack of geographic knowledge disturbing....
 
2014-01-06 02:37:13 PM
#YOLO
 
2014-01-06 02:39:06 PM

Bslim: You are not in Zooey Deschanel movie, asshole.


Is it not raining?
 
2014-01-06 02:44:58 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: If you're 27, you're a Millennial / Gen Y.  You are more likely to have Peter Pan Syndrome than to be a grown-up.


Sometimes that keeps you sane, with all the shiat that goes on.
 
2014-01-06 02:45:42 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: In other news, Des Moines has an INTERNATIONAL airport.

What does it connect to, a U.S. metro area that's home to more than one race?


My best guess is that it's a seasonal route. Don't see anything international on the website. Sometimes these routes cycle in and out based on travel demand, which I would assume is low when winter hits in Canada...

http://www.dsmairport.com/flight-and-travel/non-stop-destinations-ma p/ default.aspx

Lord knows I got bumped in Peru because I unwittingly tried to fly out of Lima the day before most South American carriers suspended their North American services. Which worked out poorly. Many of these smaller Northern airports have regional carriers who fly a once-weekly route to smaller cities in Canada on some tub like a Beechcraft 1900. Don't know if the practice is still common. The regional market has seen a pretty harsh culling in the past few years.
 
2014-01-06 02:54:34 PM
For some people, it's the only way they'll get picked up
 
2014-01-06 02:57:18 PM

Bslim: Awwww how hipstey and playful. You are not in Zooey Deschanel movie, asshole.


I don't need Zooey to have fun, but it would help
 
2014-01-06 03:03:16 PM

firemanbuck: mike_d85: Huck And Molly Ziegler: In other news, Des Moines has an INTERNATIONAL airport.

What does it connect to, a U.S. metro area that's home to more than one race?

Uh.. Canada? It's only like a 20 minute flight away.

I find your lack of geographic knowledge disturbing....


this

& p.s. Can we suspend 

ToastmasterGeneral: #YOLO


total fark membership for a week for using something that has been basic life skill since day one.

btw IGTLT
 
2014-01-06 03:05:35 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: If you're 27, you're a Millennial / Gen Y.  You are more likely to have Peter Pan Syndrome than to be a grown-up.


I'm well past 27, but I damn sure try to live like I'm still a kid.

/going to play in the woods this afternoon
\\after work
///most people call it hiking
 
2014-01-06 03:12:55 PM
ride this belt:

www.thefutureshock.com

They will tell your dumb ass to get off


Ride this belt:

image.shutterstock.com

Enjoy your jail cell


/know the difference
 
2014-01-06 03:13:22 PM
Photo of subby
i42.tinypic.com
 
2014-01-06 03:16:16 PM

Rezurok: If your security can be breached by a drunk guy hopping on a baggage carousel, I have bad news for you.  Oh but who am I kidding, you already knew your security was a joke.

/looking at you, TSA


THIS - He could have had 4 ounces of liquids or gels in his pockets.
 
2014-01-06 03:19:49 PM

LemSkroob: ride this belt:

[www.thefutureshock.com image 850x637]

They will tell your dumb ass to get off


Ride this belt:

[image.shutterstock.com image 450x358]

Enjoy your jail cell


/know the difference


OK, I'll bite.  Apart from design, what's the difference?
 
2014-01-06 03:25:40 PM

Huck And Molly Ziegler: In other news, Des Moines has an INTERNATIONAL airport.

What does it connect to, a U.S. metro area that's home to more than one race?


It has customs for UPS shipments.
 
2014-01-06 03:27:00 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: OK, I'll bite.  Apart from design, what's the difference?


You can go 'round and 'round on the one with the yellow belt without crossing into a secure area.
 
2014-01-06 03:28:40 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: LemSkroob: ride this belt:

[www.thefutureshock.com image 850x637]

They will tell your dumb ass to get off


Ride this belt:

[image.shutterstock.com image 450x358]

Enjoy your jail cell


/know the difference

OK, I'll bite.  Apart from design, what's the difference?


The first one is a full-360 assessable device, where the bags are put onto the belt from above or below in the center. You can ride around and around, and while you would be a dumbass, you aren't a security risk.

The second type is older, and is a single belt loop that goes between the bag claim and the back-of-house area where the bags are loaded onto the belt. The key point is, the belt itself passes between non-secure (public) side and the secure side.

This dumbass from TFA was of the second type, and didn't get off the thing before it passed through the wall and thus created a security breach. Which is pretty much the reason bag belts like this aren't installed that much anymore (and never in new buildings).
 
2014-01-06 03:28:46 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: LemSkroob: ride this belt:

[www.thefutureshock.com image 850x637]

They will tell your dumb ass to get off


Ride this belt:

[image.shutterstock.com image 450x358]

Enjoy your jail cell


/know the difference

OK, I'll bite.  Apart from design, what's the difference?


The second goes through into the baggage handling area, where people are supposed to be badged, wear safety equipment, have background checks, etc.  Passengers totally verboten.
 
2014-01-06 03:34:34 PM

firemanbuck: "... rode the moving belt around the secured around and back out the other side."

Principal caught sayof?


How "secured" is it if anyone can just go through it.
This is why it's called "security theater."
 
2014-01-06 03:40:09 PM

LemSkroob: Benevolent Misanthrope: LemSkroob: ride this belt:

[www.thefutureshock.com image 850x637]

They will tell your dumb ass to get off


Ride this belt:

[image.shutterstock.com image 450x358]

Enjoy your jail cell


/know the difference

OK, I'll bite.  Apart from design, what's the difference?

The first one is a full-360 assessable device, where the bags are put onto the belt from above or below in the center. You can ride around and around, and while you would be a dumbass, you aren't a security risk.

The second type is older, and is a single belt loop that goes between the bag claim and the back-of-house area where the bags are loaded onto the belt. The key point is, the belt itself passes between non-secure (public) side and the secure side.

This dumbass from TFA was of the second type, and didn't get off the thing before it passed through the wall and thus created a security breach. Which is pretty much the reason bag belts like this aren't installed that much anymore (and never in new buildings).


What's stopping someone from walking in off of the street and placing an unscreened bag on that belt?  Nothing.  Also, it's not very old.  That one you're showing is from (Reagan) National Airport here in DC and it was built in 1997.

Seems stupid to make the area behind that wall part of the "secure zone".
 
2014-01-06 03:44:53 PM
Jeez.  My powers of observation suck.
 
2014-01-06 03:45:35 PM

FrancoFile: The second goes through into the baggage handling area, where people are supposed to be badged, wear safety equipment, have background checks, etc. Passengers totally verboten.


How do you know?  Have you been in this so called "Secure Area" that no one is ever supposed to go in?
 

I've heard from some fairly credible sources that there are unicorn's galloping on rainbows on the other side of that wall.
 
2014-01-06 04:07:49 PM

oakleym82: LemSkroob: Benevolent Misanthrope: LemSkroob: ride this belt:

[www.thefutureshock.com image 850x637]

They will tell your dumb ass to get off


Ride this belt:

[image.shutterstock.com image 450x358]

Enjoy your jail cell


/know the difference

OK, I'll bite.  Apart from design, what's the difference?

The first one is a full-360 assessable device, where the bags are put onto the belt from above or below in the center. You can ride around and around, and while you would be a dumbass, you aren't a security risk.

The second type is older, and is a single belt loop that goes between the bag claim and the back-of-house area where the bags are loaded onto the belt. The key point is, the belt itself passes between non-secure (public) side and the secure side.

This dumbass from TFA was of the second type, and didn't get off the thing before it passed through the wall and thus created a security breach. Which is pretty much the reason bag belts like this aren't installed that much anymore (and never in new buildings).

What's stopping someone from walking in off of the street and placing an unscreened bag on that belt?  Nothing.  Also, it's not very old.  That one you're showing is from (Reagan) National Airport here in DC and it was built in 1997.

Seems stupid to make the area behind that wall part of the "secure zone".


Doubtful that the bag will have the ability to move itself from the conveyor belt into an airplane without human intervention.
 
2014-01-06 04:13:45 PM

akya: FrancoFile: The second goes through into the baggage handling area, where people are supposed to be badged, wear safety equipment, have background checks, etc. Passengers totally verboten.

How do you know?  Have you been in this so called "Secure Area" that no one is ever supposed to go in?
 

I've heard from some fairly credible sources that there are unicorn's galloping on rainbows on the other side of that wall.


That's true, but they've also been badged, wear safety equipment, and have had background checks.
 
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