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(RealClear)   New Jersey authorities want you to know that the only 'players' at the Super Bowl will be on the field. (With picture of what a New Jersey pimp may look like.)   ( divider line
    More: Sad, Super Bowl, New Jersey, sex slaves, check fraud  
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3957 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jan 2014 at 2:17 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-06 12:59:51 PM  
3 votes:
If I can't get a Wildwood Seagull Twist to the tune of "In and Out of Love" in the back of my IROC-Z from a girl who used so much Aqua-Net she has her own personal ozone hole then this isn't New Jersey anymore.
2014-01-06 04:09:18 PM  
1 vote:
Also what players my look like.

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2014-01-06 02:31:44 PM  
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2014-01-06 02:26:18 PM  
1 vote:
(With picture of what a New Jersey pimp may look like.)

Thanks for telling us about the politician giving the presentation, but who's the person on the screen?

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2014-01-06 12:36:44 PM  
1 vote:
There's a simple solution that would get rid of most of the trafficking problem.
Legalize and regulate prostitution and let the invisible hand(job) of the free market sort things out.
If women didn't have to fear prosecution, they'd be a lot more able/willing to report abuses.
2014-01-06 10:21:43 AM  
1 vote:
So the first two letters in NFL still stand for 'No Fun'?
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