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2014-01-06 10:51:29 AM  
Yeah, nothing creepy about that.
 
2014-01-06 11:58:13 AM  
If at least one of them isn't a serial murderer then I don't know what to believe anymore.
 
2014-01-06 01:16:23 PM  
No.

No.

No. No.

NO!

No. No. No.
 
2014-01-06 01:16:28 PM  
That's horrifying
 
2014-01-06 01:25:23 PM  

James!: If at least one of them isn't a serial murderer then I don't know what to believe anymore.


This is what happens when you don't have the guts to become a serial murderer.

The crazy will get out, one way or another
 
2014-01-06 01:25:48 PM  
anongallery.org
 
2014-01-06 01:26:08 PM  
One of them will make that leap into Buffalo Bill territory and make a skin suit out of some girls.
 
2014-01-06 01:26:26 PM  
screencrave.com
 
2014-01-06 01:26:39 PM  
Still less creepy than furries.
 
2014-01-06 01:28:53 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-06 01:31:27 PM  

CygnusDarius: Still less creepy than furries.


Tough call on that. Furries are strange. But this... this is downright farked up.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2014-01-06 01:32:23 PM  
Am I allowed to make fun of these folks, or is it a no-no like making fun of trannies?
 
2014-01-06 01:33:21 PM  
I didn't plan on sleeping tonight anyway...
 
2014-01-06 01:34:06 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: CygnusDarius: Still less creepy than furries.

Tough call on that. Furries are strange. But this... this is downright farked up.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x531]


I don't know, as long as the crazy doesn't turn them into sociopaths, fine by me.
 
2014-01-06 01:34:50 PM  
Buffalo Bill from the Silence of the Lambs?  Without all the murder and skin tanning.
 
2014-01-06 01:35:14 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2014-01-06 01:35:22 PM  
Some look like gelflings.

/I'll be in my bunk
//hiding under the covers
///please don't hurt me
 
2014-01-06 01:35:27 PM  
What's everybody staring at ME for?
 
2014-01-06 01:36:10 PM  
..."they're just like you and me..."
No, no...no, they are not...not in the slightest...
 
2014-01-06 01:36:38 PM  
imageshack.us
 
2014-01-06 01:36:42 PM  
img691.imageshack.us
 
2014-01-06 01:37:21 PM  

macross87: Paging Kwame!!! Use the White courtesy phone please.


"Would you fark me, kwame? I'd fark me.."
 
2014-01-06 01:40:27 PM  
Sorry but I prefer making my own girl suits out of leather.
 
2014-01-06 01:41:43 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Am I allowed to make fun of these folks, or is it a no-no like making fun of transformers?


They're men. This is Fark. You're obligated to make fun of them. Because something, something.
 
2014-01-06 01:42:40 PM  
This is going to make the best episode of C.S.I. ever.

www.everythingaction.com

Well, second-best.
 
2014-01-06 01:44:23 PM  
Primus?
/DNRTFA: Headline too Rule 34-ish.
 
2014-01-06 01:44:34 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-06 01:46:14 PM  
Thanks, Japan.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-06 01:46:35 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen, Tonetta!

(NSFW, Lunch... anything really)
 
2014-01-06 01:46:52 PM  
Its only men dressed as women, dressed as men, dressed as women.
 
2014-01-06 01:47:08 PM  
Somewhere there's a psychotherapist without a ski lodge because of these people.  Won't you please think of the psychotherapists?
 
2014-01-06 01:47:14 PM  
Somewhere, I imagine there is a little house, with a great big hole in its basement.  And done in that hole, is a poor inflatable dolly, constantly getting the hose, because it won't put the lotion on its skin.
 
2014-01-06 01:47:30 PM  
DAFUQ?
 
2014-01-06 01:49:21 PM  
Yes, that's creepy.  However, if you youtube search:  Hand Thing by Shaye Saint John - you will be officially creeped-out for awhile.


I used to work at a place that made bondage clothing and weird stuff like those rubber suits.  It's a freak show out there people, a real friggn freak show.
 
2014-01-06 01:49:30 PM  
And here I was expecting Gumby and Major Matt Mason.
 
2014-01-06 01:49:42 PM  

FrancoFile: Somewhere there's a psychotherapist without a ski lodge because of these people.  Won't you please think of the psychotherapists?


Its funny you mentioned that... I was just thinking "I wonder if it would be ethical to use these people as the "so the bad man touched you where?" dolls. "
 
2014-01-06 01:50:06 PM  

alizeran: Ladies and gentlemen, Tonetta!

(NSFW, Lunch... anything really)


Nightmare fuel.
 
2014-01-06 01:50:23 PM  
Not japanese, Chinese, or any other farked up ethnicities?
 
2014-01-06 01:50:40 PM  
Xmas nightmares are the worst. Santa stuck in the chimney, reindeer falling off the roof, farked up presents, ect...
 
2014-01-06 01:51:04 PM  
'You become one of the beautiful people and you draw a lot of attention'

Ok. Yeah. You are certainly going to draw a lot of attention, but it's not because you became beautiful.
 
2014-01-06 01:51:09 PM  

FrancoFile: Somewhere there's a psychotherapist without a ski lodge because of these people.  Won't you please think of the psychotherapists?


All the psychologists I know are even crazier.
 
2014-01-06 01:53:39 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-06 01:56:51 PM  

alizeran: Ladies and gentlemen, Tonetta!

(NSFW, Lunch... anything really)


GAH....a POX UPON YOUR HOUSE. PUKES.
 
2014-01-06 01:57:23 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-06 02:01:33 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Am I allowed to make fun of these folks, or is it a no-no like making fun of transformers?


Yes you are allowed to make fun of these people as this is just a choice, a lifestyle. You can make fun of them as you would furries, gamers, sports fans, atheists and religion. You are still an asshole for making fun of people, but it is allowed.
 
2014-01-06 02:03:39 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-06 02:24:50 PM  
Sigh.

I could have lived my life happy not knowing about these people.

All I could think looking at the pictures in the article was "Kill it with fire!"
 
2014-01-06 02:27:32 PM  
It's like an old group of aliens that 1970s Dr Who would have fought.
 
2014-01-06 02:30:54 PM  
Wow.

Just.


wow.
 
2014-01-06 02:44:53 PM  
Huh?
/clicks link



i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-06 02:45:42 PM  
Dress up as or get it on with? Both surprisingly viable.
 
2014-01-06 02:50:42 PM  
So what is their fark handle?
 
2014-01-06 02:51:57 PM  
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-01-06 02:55:00 PM  
Wubba Dolly lyrics
As Sung by Ella Fitzgerald

My mommy told me
If I was goody
That she would buy me
A wubba dolly

So don't you tella
I kissed a fella
Or she won't buy me
That wubba dolly

I know
I've been up to tricks
Oh-oh
I'm in a fix

I want that dolly
Indeed I do-o
But what a fella
I want him too-o

(band members:
Is it the fella or the dolly or the dolly or the
fella or the fella or the dolly for you?
Is it the fella or the dolly or the dolly or the
fella, what are you gonna do?)

I'll be a goodie
Just watch and you'll see
And she will buy me
A wubba dolly

(male voice, sounding like an imitation Louis
Armstrong:
Oh yes I'm sorry
About the dolly
Because we told her, woo-hoo
About this feller)
Boo-hoo
Oh why did you?
Oh boys
I wouldn't do it to you

Why did you tella
I kissed a fella
Now she won't buy me
A wubba dolly

[Instrumental break]
(band members, with children's voices:
We didn't tella
You kissed a fella)
Oh goody-goody - and now she'll buy me
That wubba dolly
Oh look here comes my mommy
And just look what she's got me

My mammy bought me
A little bitty wubba dolly
(male voice, same as before:
She sho' did, she sho' did!)
 
2014-01-06 02:57:46 PM  
Why do these stories always bring back weird childhood memories?  This documentary will explain a few of my dad's Christmas cards.
 
2014-01-06 03:01:31 PM  

macross87: Paging Kwame!!! Use the White courtesy phone please.


I read the headline as "men who dress up rubber dolls" and he was the first person i thought of.
 
2014-01-06 03:04:35 PM  
At least when people dress up in an anime girl mask, they don'thave that creepy, lifeless skin and big dead black pools for eyes.
 
2014-01-06 03:08:10 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Am I allowed to make fun of these folks, or is it a no-no like making fun of transformers?


This is where the rules start to get complicated if not chaotic and thus somewhat impressionistic.

My advice is cover your ass and don't make fun of rubber dolls because:

a) they might be badly made up transvestites
b) they might be very masculine or fugly transexuals
c) they might be women with really bad botox.
d) they might be some combination of the above.

In fact, they might simply be ugly women dressed normally according to their lights. In all of these cases, you lose.

You can, however, make fun of Patsie and Eddie from AbFab because they are first rate female impersonators who just happen to be female. They are playing their own sex for laughs. Laugh all you want. They can take it like men or possibly even drag queens, who are tougher than nails.

Remember the time that Charlie Chaplin entered the Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest and came third?You don't want that to happen again.
 
2014-01-06 03:08:27 PM  
JerkStore:

Says the guy wearing a gimp mask.
 
2014-01-06 03:30:46 PM  
I'm in ur colorized rubber, haunting your sex fantasies.
 
2014-01-06 03:34:16 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: CygnusDarius: Still less creepy than furries.

Tough call on that. Furries are strange. But this... this is downright farked up.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x531]


Not at all a tough call. Furries don't go plunging headlong into Uncanny Valley.

/That valley is so messed up...
 
2014-01-06 03:35:05 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-06 03:40:25 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: CygnusDarius: Still less creepy than furries.

Tough call on that. Furries are strange. But this... this is downright farked up.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x531]


I will take the furries
 
2014-01-06 03:41:27 PM  

alizeran: Ladies and gentlemen, Tonetta!

(NSFW, Lunch... anything really)


Fark u

Fark u sideways
 
2014-01-06 03:41:58 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Thanks, Japan.


That's called kigurumi (着ぐるみ to dress up like a stuffed toy).  It comes in three, totally sane and not creepy, types:

Animegao (アニメ顔 anime face)
img.fark.net

Fursuit
img.fark.net

Disguise pajamas
img.fark.net
(in all fairness to Oregon Congressman David Wu this picture was taken near Halloween and he was goofing off for his kids)

And let's not forget Venus (an actual female without a mask) who's hobby is to take pictures of herself looking like a RealDoll (she's not the only one who does this, by the way)
img.fark.net
img.fark.net

Watch her YouTube video you'd be amazed how good she is at this.
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-06 03:43:30 PM  
Finally, something creepier than my drag personal.
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-06 03:46:08 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-01-06 04:02:35 PM  
I second abfalter's motion: Kill it with fire!

All in favor?

/really, just the second?
 
2014-01-06 04:25:30 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com


/Nuke the entire site them from orbit; it's the only way to make sure
 
2014-01-06 04:25:36 PM  
There are some sick bastards out there and yet we still celebrate them.
 
2014-01-06 04:27:39 PM  
You know, every time someone starts furry bashing, I am going to reference this thread.
 
2014-01-06 04:39:34 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-06 04:46:22 PM  

Ghastly: Finally, something creepier than my drag personal.
[img.fark.net image 542x720]


I think a rubber suit made to look like you, with you in it would work
 
2014-01-06 04:47:49 PM  

Ghastly: Finally, something creepier than my drag personal.


You have too much personality to be creepy. Also compared to the vinyl masker you are eye bleach
 
2014-01-06 04:54:37 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: macross87: Paging Kwame!!! Use the White courtesy phone please.

I read the headline as "men who dress up rubber dolls" and he was the first person i thought of.


I hovered over the link and misread it as 4 chan, and thought, "oh shiate, they've joined forces with the Daily Fail."
 
2014-01-06 05:23:34 PM  

loonatic112358: Ghastly: Finally, something creepier than my drag personal.
[img.fark.net image 542x720]

I think a rubber suit made to look like you, with you in it would work


Yo dawg I heard you like Ghastly so I put Ghastly in a rubber Ghastly suit.
 
2014-01-06 05:24:45 PM  
WhatthefarkamIreading.jpg
 
2014-01-06 05:28:45 PM  

Oldiron_79: Yo dawg I heard you like Ghastly so I put Ghastly in a rubber Ghastly suit.


it'd be like out of some horror movie, where ghastly emerges from the outer ghastly like a ghastly pupae
 
2014-01-06 05:37:24 PM  

loonatic112358: Oldiron_79: Yo dawg I heard you like Ghastly so I put Ghastly in a rubber Ghastly suit.

it'd be like out of some horror movie, where ghastly emerges from the outer ghastly like a ghastly pupae


That's too ghastly to contemplate.
 
2014-01-06 05:38:04 PM  

Oldiron_79: Ghastly: Finally, something creepier than my drag personal.

You have too much personality to be creepy. Also compared to the vinyl masker you are eye bleach


This
 
2014-01-06 06:15:49 PM  
This surely has to be a brony plot to make themselves look relatively normal.
 
2014-01-06 06:30:47 PM  
Wasn't this a Doctor Who episode?
 
2014-01-06 07:54:49 PM  
www.elevenwarriors.com
 
2014-01-06 07:59:02 PM  
No big deal.  As long as they're not hurting anyone.  Non-consensually, that is.

/hope they hose those outfits out once in awhile
//just think of the summer swamp-ass situation
 
2014-01-06 08:05:12 PM  
Makes me want to grab a rubber mallet and club my eyes out of the sockets.

Eye Bleach will not do.
 
2014-01-06 08:15:36 PM  
My first impression: Thunderbirds are GO!

With the right masks they could put on a kick ass live action Thunderbirds episode. F'reals.

/got that perfect creepy puppet vibe going
 
2014-01-06 08:30:55 PM  

alizeran: Ladies and gentlemen, Tonetta!

(NSFW, Lunch... anything really)


It certainly wasn't on my bucket list to watch something like that. But, it does reinforce my belief about humanity.
 
2014-01-06 08:44:46 PM  

alizeran: Ladies and gentlemen, Tonetta!

(NSFW, Lunch... anything really)


I hate you so farking much right now
 
2014-01-06 09:01:50 PM  
farkeruk:
It's like an old group of aliens that 1970s Dr Who would have fought.

Indeed. It's nice to see the Autons are getting work, but...

::shudder::
 
2014-01-06 10:12:54 PM  
Allow me to reiterate.
 
2014-01-07 09:00:44 AM  

farkeruk: It's like an old group of aliens that 1970s Dr Who would have fought.


Autons.
 
2014-01-07 10:36:12 AM  
Ghastly
yer not broken, and creepy

..at least not as far as fark is aware
 
2014-01-07 11:01:49 AM  
img.fark.net
 
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