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(ABC)   Profiles in cowardice: The Memoir of the CIA lawyer who could have stopped water-boarding and torture of terror suspects with the stroke of a pen, but chose not barbecue he might be blamed if something bad happened afterwards   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 236
    More: Dumbass, CIA, Secretary of State Colin Powell, cowardice, Donald Rumsfeld, John Rizzo  
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2014-01-06 10:26:11 AM
helped to turn the US into just another torturing regime.
 
2014-01-06 10:47:14 AM
barbeque is always the right choice.
 
2014-01-06 10:47:25 AM
Horrifying.  Barbecue is awesome.
 
2014-01-06 10:52:11 AM
Choose not barbecue lest barbecue choose you
 
2014-01-06 10:59:27 AM
got-damn auto-correct
 
2014-01-06 11:00:56 AM
What a saucy tale
 
2014-01-06 11:01:57 AM
always preview before submitting, barbecue you could end up with a silly or nonsensical headline.
 
2014-01-06 11:02:38 AM
Barbecue reasons.
 
2014-01-06 11:04:33 AM

Nefarious: Choose not barbecue lest barbecue choose you


A nice version of "look not into the pit"
 
2014-01-06 11:12:23 AM
Do not ask for whom the grill smokes...
 
2014-01-06 11:21:43 AM
Bad like what? Burnt ends?

I love burnt ends.
 
2014-01-06 11:22:06 AM
Its only barbecue if you use charcoal
 
2014-01-06 11:23:26 AM
ffs, barbecue and damn the consequences
 
2014-01-06 11:42:04 AM
noebie.net
 
2014-01-06 11:49:19 AM
"Barbacue or barbecue not. There is no try"
 
2014-01-06 12:16:56 PM
This is going to be awkward when the modmins correct the headline before greening it.
 
2014-01-06 12:33:37 PM

czetie: This is going to be awkward when the modmins correct the headline before greening it.


Well, I for one have certainly never let that stop me from looking foolish
 
2014-01-06 12:42:32 PM
Well, if you just smoke them, you'll never get any information out of them.
 
2014-01-06 12:58:20 PM
If we need to do it quickly can we just grill them?
 
2014-01-06 12:59:23 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: czetie: This is going to be awkward when the modmins correct the headline before greening it.

Well, I for one have certainly never let that stop me from looking foolish


And conversely, I have never needed their help...
 
2014-01-06 12:59:23 PM
He chose not barbecue.

www.gardnercampbell.net
 
2014-01-06 12:59:28 PM
I'll have to agree - barbeque is delicious.
 
2014-01-06 12:59:31 PM
So we're still jailing people for having small quantities of marijuana, but everyone who authorized torture is still walking free, right?

USA!  USA!
 
2014-01-06 12:59:45 PM
Ask not what barbecue can do for you, rather ask what you can do for barbecue.
 
2014-01-06 12:59:51 PM
Don't get me wrong, barbecue is good, but what the hell does it have to do with any of this?
 
2014-01-06 01:00:05 PM
What a waterboard for a barbecue might look like:

www.joesbbqs.com.au
 
2014-01-06 01:00:15 PM

FlashHarry: always preview before submitting, barbecue you could end up with a silly or nonsensical headline.



There is nothing silly about barbecue.
 
2014-01-06 01:00:35 PM
This thread didn't stand a chance.
 
2014-01-06 01:00:36 PM
Here's the original headline in the case the parasites .. i mean "moderators" .. correct it:

"Profiles in cowardice: The Memoir of the CIA lawyer who could have stopped water-boarding and torture of terror suspects with the stroke of a pen, but chose not barbecue he might be blamed if something bad happened afterwards "
 
2014-01-06 01:00:47 PM
Principal caught bulgogi?
 
2014-01-06 01:01:59 PM
BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB.
 
2014-01-06 01:02:38 PM

Jodeo: He chose not barbecue.

[www.gardnercampbell.net image 720x540]


Love it.  +1
 
2014-01-06 01:02:39 PM
That bastard chose waterboarding over barbecue?!?  War crimes indeed!
 
2014-01-06 01:02:57 PM
epic! mods-please do not fix the headline.
 
2014-01-06 01:03:35 PM
Someone is getting raked over the colas for this.
 
2014-01-06 01:03:39 PM
Ask not what your country can do for you.  Ask what barbecue for your country.
 
2014-01-06 01:03:44 PM
To be fair here guys, if you were going to get thrown onto a barbeque then you would probably give up some information.
 
2014-01-06 01:03:52 PM

DrBenway: Well, if you just smoke them, you'll never get any information out of them.


Yes, but they'll have a nice bark and be more delicious.
 
2014-01-06 01:04:25 PM
Isnt it those exact scare tactics that is used to force through all sorts of unconstitutional/controversial programs?
 
2014-01-06 01:04:55 PM
You know, those Buddhist monks know how to do an awesome barbecue.
 
2014-01-06 01:05:04 PM
So he just let them go on grilling suspects without any kind of oversight?

Not to rib the guy, but baby, back in the day, you would do what needed to be done and shoulder the consequences. Sometimes you have to consider what might happen but brisket anyway. Sooner or later, someone will find the sauce of the leak, butt

Maillard may not matter in the end, if you did the right thing.
 
2014-01-06 01:05:18 PM

ariseatex: BBBQ. The extra B is for BYOBB.


It's still good!
It's still good!
 
2014-01-06 01:05:27 PM
Land of the free and home of the Bullies.
 
2014-01-06 01:05:29 PM
To BBQ, or not to BBQ, that is the question-
Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer
The Waterboarding and Tortures of outrageous Fortune,
Or to take a Grill against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing feed them? To feed, to hunger -
No more; and by a meal, to say we end
The Stomach-ache, and the thousand Natural sauces and spices
That Delicious Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To feed, to eat,
To eat, perchance to Dream; Aye, there's the dry rub,
For in that post-Meal nap, what dreams may come,
When we have unbuckled off this mortal belt,
Must give us pause.
 
2014-01-06 01:06:18 PM
www.directoryone.com
THE HORROR
 
2014-01-06 01:06:23 PM
static.neatorama.com
Dude.
 
2014-01-06 01:06:23 PM
How bad does one have to spell because to get it to spell-check and barbeque.
 
2014-01-06 01:06:32 PM
Principal barbecue sayof.
 
2014-01-06 01:06:37 PM
As a huge fan of barbecue, I support subby's subliminal mistake.

/ What, nobody proofreads anymore?
// Ribs, wet or dry. Which is better?
 
2014-01-06 01:08:06 PM
Mmmmm, barbecued enhanced interrogation methods
 
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