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(Gawker)   No, Kim Jong Un didn't kill his uncle by throwing him naked to a pack of starving dogs. Well probably not, anyway   ( divider line
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10875 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jan 2014 at 11:16 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-06 11:44:53 AM  
3 votes:

Rapmaster2000: I like my dictators like I like my women, cartoonishly evil.
Hey, I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
2014-01-06 11:08:58 AM  
3 votes:
That might have an effect on Kim's Chi
2014-01-06 10:20:07 AM  
3 votes:
devoured over days by a pack of dogs that had been systematically starved for the better part of a week

That seems like an unnecessary step. Couldn't he just have Jang to a pack of already starting North Koreans? Sure he's kind of old and stringy, but there was still good eatin' on him.
2014-01-06 11:18:50 AM  
2 votes:
You use pigs, not deggs.
2014-01-06 01:52:54 PM  
1 vote:

flynn80: some_beer_drinker: /unhinged pig feeding gangsters nod approve approvingly.

Not nearly as scary as unhinged drone bombing gangsters.

leave obama alone!
2014-01-06 12:59:20 PM  
1 vote:

Langdon Alger: You use pigs, not deggs.

"Korean cocksucka!!!"
2014-01-06 12:26:52 PM  
1 vote:

EdNortonsTwin: I wonder what percentage of evil people, know that they are evil

An evil genius would.

/Evil morons, not so much.
2014-01-06 11:33:54 AM  
1 vote:

carrion_luggage: More like gently tossing.

Thorw him to the floor Centurion.
2014-01-06 11:32:08 AM  
1 vote:
FTFA: From Wen Wei Po, the dog myth made its way in English in the Hong Kong-base Straits Times around Christmastime, and everyone in the West subsequently freaked out about it.

Damn sure the Straits Times is actually based in Singapore. But then again, who cares? North Korea, China, Taiwan, HK, its all the same Oriental shiat. They all look alike anyway. No Western media will bother to check the facts anyway. #ironic.
2014-01-06 10:14:57 AM  
1 vote:
You really think Un did anything physical?!

Now I'd believe he had his uncle thrown to starving dogs. If he could find any dogs that his people hadn't eaten yet.
2014-01-06 09:45:22 AM  
1 vote:
If he executed his uncle in such an ironic manner, he'd be labelled a hipster
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