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(Gawker)   No, Kim Jong Un didn't kill his uncle by throwing him naked to a pack of starving dogs. Well probably not, anyway   (gawker.com) divider line 80
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2014-01-06 09:33:41 AM
we're good now, right?
 
2014-01-06 09:45:22 AM
If he executed his uncle in such an ironic manner, he'd be labelled a hipster
 
2014-01-06 10:14:57 AM
You really think Un did anything physical?!

Now I'd believe he had his uncle thrown to starving dogs. If he could find any dogs that his people hadn't eaten yet.
 
2014-01-06 10:20:07 AM
devoured over days by a pack of dogs that had been systematically starved for the better part of a week

That seems like an unnecessary step. Couldn't he just have Jang to a pack of already starting North Koreans? Sure he's kind of old and stringy, but there was still good eatin' on him.
 
2014-01-06 10:34:51 AM
It smelled like bullshiat, but I couldn't tell if it was anti-Kim Jon Un propaganda or propaganda originated from the DPRK.
 
2014-01-06 11:08:58 AM
That might have an effect on Kim's Chi
 
2014-01-06 11:18:50 AM
You use pigs, not deggs.
 
2014-01-06 11:19:49 AM
A tyrannical dictator did something mean. I AM SHOCKED!
The Western media blew the story out of proportion. I AM SHOCKED!
 
2014-01-06 11:19:54 AM
More like gently tossing.
 
2014-01-06 11:20:42 AM
Rats! I heard it was rats.

Or gerbils.
 
2014-01-06 11:20:52 AM
Reuters link to avoid the Gawker stank.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/01/06/us-korea-north-jang-idUSBRE A 050DP20140106?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews">http://www.reute rs.com/article/2014/01/06/us-korea-north-jang-idUSBREA 050DP20140106?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews
 
2014-01-06 11:21:42 AM
They will go through bone like butta.
 
2014-01-06 11:21:59 AM
 
2014-01-06 11:22:25 AM
But his Dad's legendary golf game is still true though, right? Right?
 
2014-01-06 11:22:37 AM

Langdon Alger: You use pigs, not deggs.


periwinkle blew pigs?
 
2014-01-06 11:22:42 AM
Of course not, he made him wear a gaga-esque meat suit when he was thrown to the dogs, they needed an appetizer.
 
2014-01-06 11:22:51 AM
I told you so!

http://www.fark.com/comments/8085093/You-know-that-rumor-that-Koreans - eat-dogs-Well-we-were-close&new=1#c88505704">
2014-01-03 02:57:12 PM http://www.fark.com/comments/8085093/You-know-that-rumor-that-Koreans- eat-dogs-Well-we-were-close&new=1#c88505704">

No, Kim Jong Un probably didn't feed his uncle to 120 hungry dogs

Second, consider the fact that the rest of the Chinese media have not touched this story in the almost-month since it came out.

Third, South Korea's media have also not touched the story. "This story has hardly been picked up on by Korean media which is one reason to be suspicious

Ultimately, while North Korea-watchers are certainly not buying this story, O'Carroll wouldn't take the bait when I gave him an opportunity to scold American outlets for picking it up. He asked me, rhetorically: "What are editors meant to do? Ignore a story because it 'feels' wrong, but could end up later to be true? I don't know."

Probably, hmmm...
 
2014-01-06 11:24:23 AM
The beat him to death with a pipe before throwing him to the dogs.

Details are important.
 
2014-01-06 11:26:35 AM

neversubmit: I told you so!

http://www.fark.com/comments/8085093/You-know-that-rumor-that-Koreans - eat-dogs-Well-we-were-close&new=1#c88505704">
2014-01-03 02:57:12 PM http://www.fark.com/comments/8085093/You-know-that-rumor-that-Koreans- eat-dogs-Well-we-were-close&new=1#c88505704">

No, Kim Jong Un probably didn't feed his uncle to 120 hungry dogs

Second, consider the fact that the rest of the Chinese media have not touched this story in the almost-month since it came out.

Third, South Korea's media have also not touched the story. "This story has hardly been picked up on by Korean media which is one reason to be suspicious

Ultimately, while North Korea-watchers are certainly not buying this story, O'Carroll wouldn't take the bait when I gave him an opportunity to scold American outlets for picking it up. He asked me, rhetorically: "What are editors meant to do? Ignore a story because it 'feels' wrong, but could end up later to be true? I don't know."

Probably, hmmm...


But are we still allowed to make fun of the Chinese for reporting Onion articles as factual?
 
2014-01-06 11:28:39 AM

neversubmit: This story has hardly been picked up on by Korean media which is one reason to be suspicious


It's also not a common story at pretty much any point in history. Execution by dog is all but unheard of historically.

On the other hand, all kinds of dumb people make up stuff based on movies. Earlier today some people were claiming Nero had his most loyal poisoner eaten by animals after having her raped by a trained giraffe. I mean, do I have to list the reasons that's obviously 99% certainly not true without any facts whatsoever?
 
2014-01-06 11:29:37 AM
At this point, dead is dead.

The atrocious factor is for warning purposes anyway.
 
2014-01-06 11:32:08 AM
FTFA: From Wen Wei Po, the dog myth made its way in English in the Hong Kong-base Straits Times around Christmastime, and everyone in the West subsequently freaked out about it.

Damn sure the Straits Times is actually based in Singapore. But then again, who cares? North Korea, China, Taiwan, HK, its all the same Oriental shiat. They all look alike anyway. No Western media will bother to check the facts anyway. #ironic.
 
2014-01-06 11:33:52 AM
"It got everyone, this outstanding publication included, lots of hits."

I keep reading this line, but all I keep hearing in my head is "Sorry we're not sorry."
 
2014-01-06 11:33:54 AM

carrion_luggage: More like gently tossing.


Thorw him to the floor Centurion.
 
2014-01-06 11:35:18 AM
Even if the dog story isn't true, it made for a fun thread.
 
2014-01-06 11:38:32 AM
I like my dictators like I like my women, cartoonishly evil.
 
2014-01-06 11:40:28 AM

JerseyTim: It smelled like bullshiat, but I couldn't tell if it was anti-Kim Jon Un propaganda or propaganda originated from the DPRK.


Not the North Koreans style; it had to come from outside the regime.
 
2014-01-06 11:41:25 AM
I hear the Iraqis are dumping babies out of incubators.

And the Boche use children for target practice.

And the Spanish blew up our ship.
 
2014-01-06 11:44:53 AM

Rapmaster2000: I like my dictators like I like my women, cartoonishly evil.


i1.ytimg.com
Hey, I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
 
2014-01-06 11:47:36 AM
It's nice that he's a dog lover but Korean food gives dogs the runs.  I can just see this pack of dogs dragging ass simultaneously.
 
2014-01-06 11:48:21 AM

Langdon Alger: You use pigs, not deggs.


1.bp.blogspot.com
/unhinged pig feeding gangsters nod approve approvingly.
 
2014-01-06 11:48:36 AM

GungFu: FTFA: From Wen Wei Po, the dog myth made its way in English in the Hong Kong-base Straits Times around Christmastime, and everyone in the West subsequently freaked out about it.

Damn sure the Straits Times is actually based in Singapore. But then again, who cares? North Korea, China, Taiwan, HK, its all the same Oriental shiat. They all look alike anyway. No Western media will bother to check the facts anyway. #ironic.


Your hashtags have no power here. Using hashtags outside of Twitter/Instagram/Facebook isn't cool
 
2014-01-06 11:50:10 AM
Good thing, those dogs would have been hungry an hour later.
 
2014-01-06 11:51:52 AM

machoprogrammer: GungFu: FTFA: From Wen Wei Po, the dog myth made its way in English in the Hong Kong-base Straits Times around Christmastime, and everyone in the West subsequently freaked out about it.

Damn sure the Straits Times is actually based in Singapore. But then again, who cares? North Korea, China, Taiwan, HK, its all the same Oriental shiat. They all look alike anyway. No Western media will bother to check the facts anyway. #ironic.

Your hashtags have no power here. Using hashtags outside of Twitter/Instagram/Facebook isn't cool


hashtag STFU

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-06 11:54:59 AM
He's even more farked up than his dad and Grandpa. not in a Dr. evil kind of way, but almost as if he's groomed for bizzare batshiat behavior.
 
2014-01-06 11:58:46 AM

some_beer_drinker: /unhinged pig feeding gangsters nod approve approvingly.


Not nearly as scary as unhinged drone bombing gangsters.
 
2014-01-06 12:06:41 PM
Is this kind of like when a foreign news outlet picks up an Onion story?
 
2014-01-06 12:07:42 PM
You see i told you we should have waited till AFTER this part to replace his blood with acid the sharks won't touch him now

Hopefully not obscure
 
2014-01-06 12:08:54 PM

InterruptingQuirk: machoprogrammer: GungFu: FTFA: From Wen Wei Po, the dog myth made its way in English in the Hong Kong-base Straits Times around Christmastime, and everyone in the West subsequently freaked out about it.

Damn sure the Straits Times is actually based in Singapore. But then again, who cares? North Korea, China, Taiwan, HK, its all the same Oriental shiat. They all look alike anyway. No Western media will bother to check the facts anyway. #ironic.

Your hashtags have no power here. Using hashtags outside of Twitter/Instagram/Facebook isn't cool

hashtag STFU

[img.fark.net image 718x402]



Ha! I was trying to be meta, like the original post being called a 'tweet' and on a chinese blog site being called 'Twitter' by Gawker.

/I know how you feel - My friends on Facebook do the hashtag bollocks.
//slashtag//sorry!
 
2014-01-06 12:12:09 PM
back in the day
(when it was the john birch society selling the hate)

they had a film claimed to have been smuggled out
which had maggot tanks for putting people into

problem was that the trees in the background - only grew in south california
 
2014-01-06 12:12:31 PM
Is it me, or does "chi chi chia" come to mind?
 
2014-01-06 12:12:55 PM

GungFu: InterruptingQuirk: machoprogrammer: GungFu: FTFA: From Wen Wei Po, the dog myth made its way in English in the Hong Kong-base Straits Times around Christmastime, and everyone in the West subsequently freaked out about it.

Damn sure the Straits Times is actually based in Singapore. But then again, who cares? North Korea, China, Taiwan, HK, its all the same Oriental shiat. They all look alike anyway. No Western media will bother to check the facts anyway. #ironic.

Your hashtags have no power here. Using hashtags outside of Twitter/Instagram/Facebook isn't cool

hashtag STFU

[img.fark.net image 718x402]


Ha! I was trying to be meta, like the original post being called a 'tweet' and on a chinese blog site being called 'Twitter' by Gawker.

/I know how you feel - My friends on Facebook do the hashtag bollocks.
//slashtag//sorry!


Got ya, lol. Well played
 
2014-01-06 12:13:34 PM

Langdon Alger: You use pigs, not deggs.


Hmmm, a new form of punishment for captured terrorists? Sounds like it has potential.
 
2014-01-06 12:14:38 PM

BigNumber12: Is this kind of like when a foreign news outlet picks up an Onion story?


Which then gets picked by the Onion.
 
2014-01-06 12:15:23 PM
Great, now the Best Koreans who said it was wonderful that the lackeys of imperialism were fed to mongrels will be sent to labor camps to be fed to mongrels.

Just kidding, they will only be shot.
 
2014-01-06 12:17:10 PM

Snarfangel: Great, now the Best Koreans who said it was wonderful that the lackeys of imperialism were fed to mongrels will be sent to labor camps to be fed to mongrels.

Just kidding, they will only be shot.


And their families will be billed for the bullets.

/Or is that China?
 
2014-01-06 12:20:22 PM

GungFu: hashtag STFU

[img.fark.net image 718x402]


Ha! I was trying to be meta, like the original post being called a 'tweet' and on a chinese blog site being called 'Twitter' by Gawker.

/I know how you feel - My friends on Facebook do the hashtag bollocks.
//slashtag//sorry!


I was merely regurgitating SNL humor. It's a hilarious skit where they use hashtags in regular conversation.
 
2014-01-06 12:25:17 PM
I wonder what percentage of evil people, know that they are evil
 
2014-01-06 12:26:52 PM

EdNortonsTwin: I wonder what percentage of evil people, know that they are evil



An evil genius would.

/Evil morons, not so much.
 
2014-01-06 12:31:39 PM
He wasn't naked. He had a warm coat on--it's cold out there. What do you think they are, a bunch of savages?
 
2014-01-06 12:31:57 PM

EdNortonsTwin: I wonder what percentage of evil people, know that they are evil


Chaotic and Neutral evil probably realize that they are evil, lawful evil is delusional enough to think it's good
 
2014-01-06 12:32:19 PM

Snarfangel: EdNortonsTwin: I wonder what percentage of evil people, know that they are evil


An evil genius would.

/Evil morons, not so much.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU
 
2014-01-06 12:37:47 PM

EdNortonsTwin: I wonder what percentage of evil people, know that they are evil


I'd guess relatively few. People tend to make themselves the heroes of their own stories, and cognitive dissonance is capable of rationalizing a lot of sins.
 
2014-01-06 12:39:17 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: But his Dad's legendary golf game is still true though, right? Right?


totalfratmove.s3.amazonaws.com

Back in 1994, the man set a record that is likely to stand forever. Playing his first round of golf on a regulation, PGA-style, 18-hole course, Kim Jong Il scored 11 holes-in-one while he carded a stunning 38 UNDER par. Seventeen bodyguards were on hand to witness and attest the score. Regarding the 11 holes-in-one on a single round, that feat will only be repeated on putt-putt golf courses as most regulation-sized courses typically have only four holes short enough to reasonably be considered candidates for scoring an ace.

Mike Opelka - The Blaze
 
2014-01-06 12:41:05 PM

JerseyTim: It smelled like bullshiat, but I couldn't tell if it was anti-Kim Jon Un propaganda or propaganda originated from the DPRK.


I think the issue is more that something this outrageous was immediately dismissed as BS  because it seemed like something Un COULD actually do.  Kinda like all those stories that came out of iraq about Saddam having a human sized meat grinder, or Uday forcing the Iraqi national soccer team to kick a concrete ball until they broke their feet as punishment for losing a World Cup match.   In hindsight, all pure BS fed to us by the same guy who was the source for all the "Iraq has huge stockpiles of WMDS and an active nuclear program"  "Intel"   but it was   plausible given the really evil shiat Saddam    actually did
 
2014-01-06 12:50:45 PM
I heard he used pigs.
 
2014-01-06 12:59:20 PM

Langdon Alger: You use pigs, not deggs.


nocivodomingo.files.wordpress.com

"Korean cocksucka!!!"
 
2014-01-06 01:18:43 PM

Polish Hussar: neversubmit: I told you so!

http://www.fark.com/comments/8085093/You-know-that-rumor-that-Koreans - eat-dogs-Well-we-were-close&new=1#c88505704">
2014-01-03 02:57:12 PM http://www.fark.com/comments/8085093/You-know-that-rumor-that-Koreans- eat-dogs-Well-we-were-close&new=1#c88505704">

No, Kim Jong Un probably didn't feed his uncle to 120 hungry dogs

Second, consider the fact that the rest of the Chinese media have not touched this story in the almost-month since it came out.

Third, South Korea's media have also not touched the story. "This story has hardly been picked up on by Korean media which is one reason to be suspicious

Ultimately, while North Korea-watchers are certainly not buying this story, O'Carroll wouldn't take the bait when I gave him an opportunity to scold American outlets for picking it up. He asked me, rhetorically: "What are editors meant to do? Ignore a story because it 'feels' wrong, but could end up later to be true? I don't know."

Probably, hmmm...

But are we still allowed to make fun of the Chinese for reporting Onion articles as factual?


Of course!  It' always funny when satire is mistaken for real news (no matter who misunderstands what.)
 
2014-01-06 01:26:44 PM

SecretAgentWoman: Rats! I heard it was rats.

Or gerbils.


I heard it was a mutant star-goat. My commander swore on it when he assigned me to the 'B' ark
 
2014-01-06 01:31:16 PM
 Kim Jong Un didn't kill his uncle by throwing him naked to a pack of starving dogs

Turns out he wasn't naked.
 
2014-01-06 01:39:42 PM

Oldiron_79: EdNortonsTwin: I wonder what percentage of evil people, know that they are evil

Chaotic and Neutral evil probably realize that they are evil, lawful evil is delusional enough to think it's good


So vote Republican?
 
2014-01-06 01:45:53 PM
No, but he DID eat the dogs that ate his naked uncle.
 
2014-01-06 01:48:00 PM

EdNortonsTwin: Oldiron_79: EdNortonsTwin: I wonder what percentage of evil people, know that they are evil

Chaotic and Neutral evil probably realize that they are evil, lawful evil is delusional enough to think it's good

So vote Republican?


Both parties are lawful evil. Look at all the NSA spying under the regimes of BOTH parties.
 
2014-01-06 01:50:09 PM
Stupid media. First I'm all po'd at some scumbag dictator because he's a sadistic psycho, now I find out he just had the guy shot for being corrupt (which I kind of like).

Stupid inter-tubes! Gotta snopes everything I guess.
 
2014-01-06 01:52:10 PM
He can't wait to try it out now though.
 
2014-01-06 01:52:54 PM

flynn80: some_beer_drinker: /unhinged pig feeding gangsters nod approve approvingly.

Not nearly as scary as unhinged drone bombing gangsters.


leave obama alone!

i275.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-06 02:05:14 PM

Snarfangel: EdNortonsTwin: I wonder what percentage of evil people, know that they are evil


An evil genius would.

/Evil morons, not so much.


Evil people do not think they are evil. They think they are RIGHT.
 
2014-01-06 02:08:24 PM
Dennis Rodman could feed a lot of starving dogs.

Just sayin'...
 
2014-01-06 02:39:06 PM

hitlersbrain: Stupid media. First I'm all po'd at some scumbag dictator because he's a sadistic psycho, now I find out he just had the guy shot for being corrupt (which I kind of like).
Stupid inter-tubes! Gotta snopes everything I guess.


There is nothing corrupt about the North Korean regime. They don't allow such things into their fine country.
 
2014-01-06 02:43:05 PM

Langdon Alger: You use pigs, not deggs.


Oh, DAWGS. Yeah, I like deggs.
 
2014-01-06 02:44:50 PM

some_beer_drinker: Langdon Alger: You use pigs, not deggs.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x456]
/unhinged pig feeding gangsters nod approve approvingly.


Bricktop bears a striking resemblance to my father in law. Short, english, mean looking, wiry, big glasses, the whole deal. It's freaky.
 
2014-01-06 03:23:18 PM
Cybernetic:   Just kidding, they will only be shot.

And their families will be billed for the bullets.

/Or is that China?


China.  In North Korea, the family isn't billed for the bullet, but they are often all bundled off to the work camp as punishment for their errant family member.

Collective responsibility and all that.
 
2014-01-06 03:37:40 PM
Maybe he didn't have his uncle killed by dogs, but he could've done it, so it is totally believable, so the news story is still true.

/per TeaParty, Glenn Beck, WND.com, "Patriot" rules of truthiness.
 
2014-01-06 04:23:49 PM
Jest fattenin' up the dogs for next week's dinner.

AFAIK, regular bullets were not a good enough killing, so Un had his uncle shot with an anti-aircraft machine gun.
 
2014-01-06 04:25:35 PM

Ex-Texan: He's even more farked up than his dad and Grandpa. not in a Dr. evil kind of way, but almost as if he's groomed for bizzare batshiat behavior.


24 years after the death of the Emperor Augustus, the Roman world was handed over to the Emperor Caligula.
It's the nature of inherited absolute power.
 
2014-01-06 06:16:29 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-06 09:03:29 PM
North Korea is a carnival of farked up.
 
2014-01-06 09:47:30 PM

doglover: neversubmit: This story has hardly been picked up on by Korean media which is one reason to be suspicious

It's also not a common story at pretty much any point in history. Execution by dog is all but unheard of historically.

On the other hand, all kinds of dumb people make up stuff based on movies. Earlier today some people were claiming Nero had his most loyal poisoner eaten by animals after having her raped by a trained giraffe. I mean, do I have to list the reasons that's obviously 99% certainly not true without any facts whatsoever?


Well, it could have happened.  OK, the trained giraffe part is a little bit off the wall.  Who trained the giraffe, a "giraffe whisperer"?  They weren't invented until the late 90's.  So it had to be an untrained giraffe, who just happened to like the ladies.  You have to be skeptical of some of the shiat you read in the history books.
 
2014-01-07 12:02:43 AM

Pontious Pilates: some_beer_drinker: Langdon Alger: You use pigs, not deggs.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x456]
/unhinged pig feeding gangsters nod approve approvingly.

Bricktop bears a striking resemblance to my father in law. Short, english, mean looking, wiry, big glasses, the whole deal. It's freaky.


Hell, he looks exactly like ME!!! FFS! LOLZ
 
2014-01-07 12:54:31 AM
The concept that a pack of ravenous dogs would have not been eaten long enough for them to be used as a form of execution.... seriously.
 
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