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2014-01-06 10:34:18 AM
He's obviously been misinformed as to the meaning of "getting busy".
 
2014-01-06 10:34:57 AM
and we're done in one.
 
2014-01-06 10:35:27 AM
Here we go again.....

i536.photobucket.com
 
2014-01-06 10:39:15 AM
So a man forces a woamn into a bathroom, attacks her, and the witness tells them both to leave?
 
2014-01-06 10:39:20 AM
I know there's a picture, but I find it funny/strange/sad that they don't even mention skin color. Because mentioning someone is black is racist?
 
2014-01-06 10:39:45 AM
Maybe he was making her look for Lewboski's money.
 
2014-01-06 10:42:12 AM
We'll probably see this on a video blog later titled "A social experiment on the effects of domestic abuse in public."  No doubt the conclusion will be that we're all horrible people for not politely intervening and gently educating the "perpetrator" on the errors of his ways.
 
2014-01-06 10:42:25 AM
I see I need to re-calibrate my rock-bottom-o-meter.
 
2014-01-06 10:43:23 AM
I know this is going to sound strange to some commenters both here and elsewhere, but what if this attack wasn't related to race or gender?  What if it was caused by a crazy person doing something really crazy because they're crazy and have a crazy lack of impulse control and respect for others?
 
2014-01-06 10:44:15 AM

Fark In The Duck: Here we go again.....


I love that he raises his arms I triumph as it floats away.
 
2014-01-06 10:48:24 AM
I wonder if the Infinity had large chrome rims?
 
2014-01-06 10:48:58 AM
I know this is going to sound strange to some commenters both here and elsewhere, but what if this attack was just foreplay?
 
2014-01-06 10:51:14 AM
When I clicked the link I got an autoplay ad for McDonald's, which I thought was funny.
 
2014-01-06 10:52:27 AM
"Yo Gee, that ain't right!"
www.bitcandy.com
 
2014-01-06 10:53:47 AM
Why don't they list the race of the attacker? Wouldn't that help in identification?
 
2014-01-06 10:53:51 AM
Horror? I'm not even a pimp.
 
2014-01-06 10:58:20 AM
The guy was pretty much advertising his intentions by wearing the wife-beater T-shirt.
 
2014-01-06 11:00:51 AM

Eps05: I know there's a picture, but I find it funny/strange/sad that they don't even mention skin color. Because mentioning someone is black is racist?


That is a somewhat disturbing trend. Maybe they should stop mentioning the gender of suspects too so as not to be sexist.
 
2014-01-06 11:00:55 AM

gimmegimme: what if this attack wasn't related to race or gender?  What if it was caused by a crazy person doing something really crazy because they're crazy and have a crazy lack of impulse control and respect for others?


Respecting one of your hoes.

That's the worst mistake a pimp can make!
 
2014-01-06 11:03:34 AM
No room in a civilized society for such looptid behavior.
 
2014-01-06 11:06:18 AM
A Pimp Named Slickback

/you gotta say the whole thing
 
2014-01-06 11:06:47 AM
I would have gone with "Stop punching yourself"
 
2014-01-06 11:11:25 AM

99.998er: I wonder if the Infinity had large chrome rims?


Spinners I'd think.
 
2014-01-06 11:17:44 AM

Eps05: I know there's a picture, but I find it funny/strange/sad that they don't even mention skin color. Because mentioning someone is black is racist?


In Pembroke Pines, I'm betting on brown, not black.
 
2014-01-06 11:19:04 AM
At Taco Bell that's a palate cleanser.
 
2014-01-06 11:31:29 AM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-06 11:40:36 AM

gimmegimme: I know this is going to sound strange to some commenters both here and elsewhere, but what if this attack wasn't related to race or gender?  What if it was caused by a crazy person doing something really crazy because they're crazy and have a crazy lack of impulse control and respect for others?


That's crazy talk.
 
2014-01-06 11:48:35 AM
It will be a sad day on the Internet when I cannot immediately see people associate Humpty Hump with Burger King.
 
2014-01-06 11:48:47 AM

gimmegimme: I know this is going to sound strange to some commenters both here and elsewhere, but what if this attack wasn't related to race or gender?  What if it was caused by a crazy person doing something really crazy because they're crazy and have a crazy lack of impulse control and respect for others?


Let's say the actual attack wasn't related to race - does that mean we shouldn't disclose the race (an identifying feature) of the person who did it?  Or do we need to stay PC and just pretend that we all look alike no matter our race?
 
2014-01-06 11:52:15 AM

DrewCurtisJr: No room in a civilized society for such looptid behavior.


What, going to Burger King?
 
2014-01-06 11:55:31 AM
www.allouttabubblegum.com
 
2014-01-06 11:56:07 AM
ah crap.
 
2014-01-06 11:57:42 AM
img.fark.net
That's better.
 
2014-01-06 12:00:58 PM

GanjSmokr: gimmegimme: I know this is going to sound strange to some commenters both here and elsewhere, but what if this attack wasn't related to race or gender?  What if it was caused by a crazy person doing something really crazy because they're crazy and have a crazy lack of impulse control and respect for others?

Let's say the actual attack wasn't related to race - does that mean we shouldn't disclose the race (an identifying feature) of the person who did it?  Or do we need to stay PC and just pretend that we all look alike no matter our race?


No, I'm fine with disclosing the race of the suspect.  I just get annoyed when stupid people hear a story like this and try to use it to reinforce the concept of the "Patriarchy" and to prove that all men are taught to hate women and to treat them like toilets and so on.
 
2014-01-06 12:04:43 PM

Pants full of macaroni!!: He's obviously been misinformed as to the meaning of "getting busy".


Maybe, but I'm pretty sure he likes his oatmeal lumpy.
 
2014-01-06 12:05:13 PM

Eps05: I know there's a picture, but I find it funny/strange/sad that they don't even mention skin color. Because mentioning someone is black is racist?


It's all right with me if they mention it.
It's all right with me if they don't.
Why do you care?
 
2014-01-06 12:06:57 PM

GanjSmokr: gimmegimme: I know this is going to sound strange to some commenters both here and elsewhere, but what if this attack wasn't related to race or gender?  What if it was caused by a crazy person doing something really crazy because they're crazy and have a crazy lack of impulse control and respect for others?

Let's say the actual attack wasn't related to race - does that mean we shouldn't disclose the race (an identifying feature) of the person who did it?  Or do we need to stay PC and just pretend that we all look alike no matter our race?


How about we just always mention everybody's race?

"In California today, a white woman robbed a bank.  The bank teller, Claude Monet, a white man, alerted police to the crime by pressing an alarm button hidden under his desk."

Now everybody's happy.  But stories about Tiger Woods are going to get tedious.
 
2014-01-06 12:09:12 PM

jso2897: Eps05: I know there's a picture, but I find it funny/strange/sad that they don't even mention skin color. Because mentioning someone is black is racist?

It's all right with me if they mention it.
It's all right with me if they don't.
Why do you care?


As the article points out, police are still searching for the suspect.  They are asking anyone who has information to contact them.  They will have better luck if they tell people more about the suspect.

Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili...

i.qkme.me
 
2014-01-06 12:10:37 PM

Debeo Summa Credo: Fark In The Duck: Here we go again.....

I love that he raises his arms I triumph as it floats away.


Wow, how did you even see that?  I mean, I saw it after I looked agan - and LOLD
 
2014-01-06 12:11:31 PM

gimmegimme: I know this is going to sound strange to some commenters both here and elsewhere, but what if this attack wasn't related to race or gender?  What if it was caused by a crazy person doing something really crazy because they're crazy and have a crazy lack of impulse control and respect for others?


Then we really need to get black people some mental health care, because they seen disproportionately "crazy".
 
2014-01-06 12:20:35 PM

ciberido: GanjSmokr: gimmegimme: I know this is going to sound strange to some commenters both here and elsewhere, but what if this attack wasn't related to race or gender?  What if it was caused by a crazy person doing something really crazy because they're crazy and have a crazy lack of impulse control and respect for others?

Let's say the actual attack wasn't related to race - does that mean we shouldn't disclose the race (an identifying feature) of the person who did it?  Or do we need to stay PC and just pretend that we all look alike no matter our race?

How about we just always mention everybody's race?

"In California today, a white woman robbed a bank.  The bank teller, Claude Monet, a white man, alerted police to the crime by pressing an alarm button hidden under his desk."

Now everybody's happy.  But stories about Tiger Woods are going to get tedious.


We probably don't need to mention the race of people that were apprehended (or victims), but if, as  gimmegimme mentioned, the perp is still on the run, that information might be useful to identify them.
 
2014-01-06 12:26:51 PM
WOW! flashback! this is exactly how my last marriage ended.
 
2014-01-06 12:35:12 PM

liam76: So a man forces a woamn into a bathroom, attacks her, and the witness tells them both to leave?


I imagine it would be kind of difficult for the witness to shiat with her head blocking the toilet and her pimp  blocking the entrance to the stall.
 
2014-01-06 12:47:48 PM
Race does not need to be mentioned as we already know by the type of crime
 
2014-01-06 12:56:35 PM
*fap*?
 
2014-01-06 01:17:19 PM
who does #2 work for??
 
2014-01-06 02:00:31 PM

gimmegimme: No, I'm fine with disclosing the race of the suspect. I just get annoyed when stupid people hear a story like this and try to use it to reinforce the concept of the "Patriarchy" and to prove that all men are taught to hate women and to treat them like toilets and so on.


If it wasn't teh patriarchy that did it then they wouldn't have mentioned his gender in TFA. I'm pretty sure that is how it works anyway.

/suspect is hatless
 
2014-01-06 02:05:46 PM
I'm picturing the BK King walking in and then slowly backing out, smile still frozen on his face
 
2014-01-06 02:48:45 PM
FTFA: The man then forced the woman into the front seat of a silver Infiniti G35 and was overhead saying, "You're going to die today and I'm going to be the one to do it." A second man, described as having dark curly hair, drove the Infiniti out of the parking lot and south on Douglas Road, said police.

Huh. Everyone seems to have emphasized the wrong part of that kerfuffle.
 
2014-01-06 02:49:02 PM

rzrwiresunrise: [www.allouttabubblegum.com image 200x255]


Could have been worse.  Could have been what happened to Jupitergirl (or whatever the hell her name was) where it redirected to a picture of the shiatting dick nipples girl.  That traumatized me, and I've needed therapy ever since.
 
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