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(Mirror.co.uk)   Canadian woman falls off horse, wakes up with a Scottish marbles in her mouth   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 34
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2014-01-06 10:05:41 AM
Crivens!
 
2014-01-06 10:14:08 AM
I was so disappointed that Dr. House never developed this disorder. The Blackadder and Jeeves and Wooster references would have been glorious.
 
2014-01-06 10:38:51 AM
a marbles?

www.knivesillustrated.com
 
2014-01-06 10:39:45 AM
Och, ye wee baimpot. Ye great gel's blouse!

/pint o' heavy, Jock.
 
2014-01-06 10:40:08 AM
www.galicianshop.com

'at's wut we call 'em 'round 'ere anyway.
 
2014-01-06 10:46:38 AM

studebaker hoch: 'at's wut we call 'em 'round 'ere anyway.


Yup, "accidentally gave a beej" is about what I was expecting too.
 
2014-01-06 10:51:40 AM
I'd put my Scottish marbles in her mouth.

/not Scottish
 
GBB
2014-01-06 10:53:05 AM
TFA"Doctors have said I might have the Scottish accent for the rest of my life, or it might just disappear overnight but I don't think it's going anywhere fast."

She wouldn't have said "don't".  It would have been "dunna"
 
2014-01-06 11:00:14 AM
I heard it was hard to Bargle Nargle Zous with those marbles in your mouth.
 
2014-01-06 11:00:40 AM
I've seen this video.
 
2014-01-06 11:03:08 AM
Gallus besom.
 
2014-01-06 11:04:18 AM
White People Illnesses.
 
2014-01-06 11:06:00 AM

GBB: TFA:  "Doctors have said I might have the Scottish accent for the rest of my life, or it might just disappear overnight but I don't think it's going anywhere fast."

She wouldn't have said "don't".  It would have been "dunna"


Yeah, because her head injury didn't actually result in her speech transforming from Canuck to Scots... it lead to a speech impairment that she and people around her perceive as resembling Scots. That's why this "syndrome" creates accents, not actual language switches.

Also, from TFA:
"I could have ended up with any accent - French, Spanish, even Klingon - but I got Scottish. It was definitely a sign.
"The accident has completely turned my life around. "I strongly believe it was a message telling me this is how things were meant to be."


It's not a sign. It's a situation that you are interpreting as meaningful, dearie. Humans are great at that sort of thing - reading meaning where there is none independent of their own interpretations.
 
2014-01-06 11:09:35 AM
Oh look, another one of these fake stories. It appears the fake "Racist Message Left On Tip Line" must have the day off
 
2014-01-06 11:38:35 AM
When I get into the whiskey I am occasionally afflicted with Smart-Guy Mouthin'-Off Spectrum Disorder.
 
2014-01-06 11:41:30 AM
My uncle hit the windshield in an accident and now speaks jive.
 
2014-01-06 11:44:26 AM

doctor wu: When I get into the whiskey I am occasionally afflicted with Smart-Guy Mouthin'-Off Spectrum Disorder.


"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.  That will teach you to keep your mouth shut" - Hemmingway
 
2014-01-06 11:53:25 AM

doctor wu: My uncle hit the windshield in an accident and now speaks jive.


That may come in handy on an Airplane.
 
2014-01-06 12:17:49 PM

doctor wu: My uncle hit the windshield in an accident and now speaks jive.


You can get his lady to help translate for you

img.fark.net
 
2014-01-06 12:40:04 PM
"Sharon, a mum-of-two who ran a horse-riding school, says the disorder is a blessing and led to her tracing her family's Scottish roots."

Oh, BULLSHIAT. Accents are not in the blood. I have known people who put on accents for attention too, and one also said that she "gets a British accent when she drinks because she has British blood in her". She never spent any time there, was not raised by anyone with an accent, and only remembered to speak with the phony accent once in a while.

The reason that this "only affects 60 people in the world" is that there are only 60 doctors stupid enough to fall for the attention whoring.
 
2014-01-06 12:53:23 PM
Sybarite

Crivens!

home.earthlink.net
 
2014-01-06 01:02:48 PM
Would she have wanted horse marbles in her mouth instead?
 
2014-01-06 02:12:05 PM
Pic in TFA does not tell me whether she is wee, nae so wee, or FRIGGEN HYUUUGE.
 
2014-01-06 02:23:48 PM
Well horses are superior to all other modes of transportation in one very distinct area.
 
2014-01-06 02:33:36 PM
Scottish marbles is really a misnomer because curling stones are made out of granite.
 
2014-01-06 02:34:26 PM
And now a Scotsman falling off a horse.
 
2014-01-06 02:50:28 PM
The hardest part of the game curling is painting those circles on the underside of the ice.
 
2014-01-06 02:54:29 PM

brantgoose: The hardest part of the game curling is painting those circles on the underside of the ice.


That's why you get cousin Tommy drunk in the ice-fishing shack, and then push him in when nobody is looking.
 
2014-01-06 04:02:51 PM
So now she says "hoose" and "oot"? Is there a difference?
 
2014-01-06 04:52:58 PM

Valiente: Och, ye wee baimpot. Ye great gel's blouse!

/pint o' heavy, Jock.


What you just did here? Don't do that anymore.
 
2014-01-06 05:10:45 PM
So, you're saying that a Scottish accent is a sure sign of brain damage?
 
2014-01-06 07:04:43 PM
"Awright" is Scots? I think not.
 
2014-01-06 08:32:31 PM
www.cardinalfang.net

Gleat!  Gleat!  Sooo-per!
 
2014-01-06 09:01:04 PM
....and the antidote:

i935.photobucket.com
 
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