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(NBC News)   Seattle's mystery of unknown underground object that stopped its big borer Bertha has been solved, and it's the definition of an anticlimax   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 25
    More: Followup, Seattle, Downtown Seattle, tunnels, boilers, United States Department of Transportation  
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2014-01-06 09:23:37 AM
10 votes:
an·ti·cli·max
ˌantēˈklīˌmaks,ˌantī-/
noun
noun: anticlimax; plural noun: anticlimaxes; noun: anti-climax; plural noun: anti-climaxes
1
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a disappointing end to an exciting or impressive series of events, usually involving a large pipe.


Huh, look at that.
2014-01-06 09:50:04 AM
4 votes:

texdent: That's boring.


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It's a boring machine.
2014-01-06 09:28:37 AM
4 votes:
they clearly didn't call 811 first.

www.callbeforeyoudig.org
2014-01-06 09:26:37 AM
4 votes:

czetie: Bloggers/columnists that were speculating ancient artifact/crashed alien ship ("nothing human-made could be so tough!")/secret bunker will learn from this episode... absolutely nothing.


I'm not sure where they get off making that claim, because it was a steel pipe and according to the same type of people steel is so tough that it can't even be melted by fire.

/9/11 was an inside job! Well, inside the ground. Under Seattle. Where it was a steel pipe. Grumble grumble sheeple grumble...
2014-01-06 09:19:33 AM
4 votes:
That's boring.
2014-01-06 10:42:12 AM
3 votes:

Cybernetic: memebot_of_doom: texdent: That's boring.

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It's a boring machine.

And TFA says it's a "two-mile long boring journey".

Sheesh, kids these days. Can't even keep themselves entertained for a two-mile journey.


Or as Peter Jackson likes to call it, a nine-hour trilogy.
2014-01-06 09:24:57 AM
3 votes:
"We need to investigate further to see if there are other factors that could have contributed to the blockage,"  Matt Preedy, a deputy administrator on the project, said in a statement.

So they're not ruling out aliens...
2014-01-06 09:38:06 AM
2 votes:

dustygrimp: My definition of anti-climax is a naked 90 year-old grandma eating shredded wheat, her teeth in a glass next to the bowl.  So this doesn't match.


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2014-01-06 09:32:42 AM
2 votes:
My definition of anti-climax is a naked 90 year-old grandma eating shredded wheat, her teeth in a glass next to the bowl.  So this doesn't match.
2014-01-06 12:44:45 PM
1 votes:

Warthog: This doesn't address anything. Has anyone seen a picture of the supposed pipe? Has anyone heard from anyone NOT involved with the project that it was a pipe? It should not have taken them this long to determine that it was a pipe that is marked on the utility survey of the dig route. This smells of cover-up.


Not to mention they keep referring to it as a "boring machine" rather than a "tunneling machine." It's as if they want us to think there's nothing interesting going on, telling us "there's nothing to see here, move along. Just a boring old machine - go back to your lamestream media, sheeple"  That's a sure sign they're hiding something.  And who could smoke anything out of an eight-inch diameter pipe, unless they were like thirty feet tall?  Not only are we dealing with aliens, we're dealing with HUGE aliens.
2014-01-06 12:16:17 PM
1 votes:

Evil Twin Skippy: MikeBoomshadow: Saw "anticlimax." Expected faked orgasm.

Anticlimax is what I expect hipsters have instead of orgasms. Or maybe that's too ironic for them...


That's why hipsters have to keep to their own.  If we let one hook up with a normal person and an anticlimax collides with a climax it could cause a climax annihilation reaction which can be quite a big bang.
2014-01-06 11:58:04 AM
1 votes:

Rent Party: You know, this is exactly how Reign of Fire started out.....


I said that in the original thread about this.  The being immolated thing would suck, but you gotta admit, having dragons around would frickin' rock.
2014-01-06 10:37:10 AM
1 votes:

DavyBoySmith: BORE---ing


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2014-01-06 10:15:19 AM
1 votes:
communicategood.files.wordpress.com
2014-01-06 09:55:32 AM
1 votes:

memebot_of_doom: texdent: That's boring.

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It's a boring machine.


And TFA says it's a "two-mile long boring journey".

Sheesh, kids these days. Can't even keep themselves entertained for a two-mile journey.
2014-01-06 09:53:39 AM
1 votes:
 Wait until they hit the toxic waste in rusting 55 gallon drums.
2014-01-06 09:50:07 AM
1 votes:

czetie: Perhaps the so-called pipe is actually where they buried the indestructible debris from the Twin Towers to conceal the evidence as far from New York as possible?


Nah. If anything it was where they were storing those reflective stripes they put on stop signs to tell the UN where to go when they invade to take our guns. The next step in the plan is for the UN to pawn the seized guns to buy themselves a GPS.

/Which they will use to guide the airplanes which disperse the genetically modified BPA-containing gluten which is either giving our children a case of teh ghey or irritated bowels depending on if you fear BPA or gluten more.
2014-01-06 09:49:30 AM
1 votes:
You know, this is exactly how Reign of Fire started out.....
2014-01-06 09:39:22 AM
1 votes:
This doesn't address anything. Has anyone seen a picture of the supposed pipe? Has anyone heard from anyone NOT involved with the project that it was a pipe? It should not have taken them this long to determine that it was a pipe that is marked on the utility survey of the dig route. This smells of cover-up.
2014-01-06 09:38:28 AM
1 votes:
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2014-01-06 09:35:34 AM
1 votes:

dustygrimp: My definition of anti-climax is a naked 90 year-old grandma eating shredded wheat, her teeth in a glass next to the bowl.  So this doesn't match.


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2014-01-06 09:34:36 AM
1 votes:

dustygrimp: My definition of anti-climax is a naked 90 year-old grandma eating shredded wheat, her teeth in a glass next to the bowl.  So this doesn't match.


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2014-01-06 09:33:40 AM
1 votes:
Geraldo's tomb?
2014-01-06 09:23:57 AM
1 votes:
That's what they want us to think, but we know better!
2014-01-06 09:23:16 AM
1 votes:
Of COURSE that's what the media's going to say. If it told the truth, there'd be chaos in the streets.
 
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