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(Gothamist)   It seems the wife of pilot who landed a single-engine Piper plane on the Bronx Expressway is soooo not happy about the husband's trip. Looks like there could be a crash-and-burn landing to their marriage   (gothamist.com) divider line 69
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2014-01-06 11:30:48 AM  

Dafatone: Er, is the Deegan also known as "the Bronx Expressway?" ... It looks like a bunch of other news articles saw a headline like this and ran with it.  I don't think "the Bronx Expressway" is a thing.


Oh, it's a thing all right. And you've never had a woman's Bronx Expressway, you haven't really lived.
 
2014-01-06 11:31:16 AM  
You all have soft porn to fit every occassion.

Story about a pilot with two chicks? Two chick airplane soft porn.

Story about a Japanese student curing cancer? Anime soft core porn.

Story about a an animal lover farking her sheep? Half-naked women in a sheep costume.

/Its really kind of amazing to me.
 
2014-01-06 11:38:13 AM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: You all have soft porn to fit every occassion.

Story about a pilot with two chicks? Two chick airplane soft porn.

Story about a Japanese student curing cancer? Anime soft core porn.

Story about a an animal lover farking her sheep? Half-naked women in a sheep costume.

/Its really kind of amazing to me.


Fark is, after all, the validation meter used for Rule 34.
 
2014-01-06 11:46:09 AM  
> You all have soft porn to fit every occassion.

And they (ok we) all have the harder kind as well -- it's just that the banhammer will come down on those posting it.

/ Student pilot shouldn't be carrying passengers.
// I suppose he could have his PPL by now.
/// Slashies (and I have a commercial license, so there.)
 
2014-01-06 11:49:35 AM  
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2014-01-06 12:18:56 PM  

Demetrius: Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.


Hehe.
 
2014-01-06 12:22:51 PM  
"...passengers Kristina Terrell and Monica Castillo..."

I'm sorry, but these girls sound like a good time. As soon as I read these names I immediately pictured mini-skirts and big hoop earrings.
 
2014-01-06 12:29:03 PM  

badgerb: [img.fark.net image 720x390]


Surrounded by Assholes at ludicrous speed!
 
2014-01-06 12:34:09 PM  

PunGent: Inflatable Rhetoric: FTA:  "Schwartz decided to make the emergency landing with passengers Kristina Terrell and Monica Castillo, because of engine failure."

As if he had a choice.

Well, technically he had a choice... it's not a pressurized cabin, so, their doors can be opened in-flight.

/Just saying.


The captain has to go down (no pun) with the ship.
 
2014-01-06 12:43:24 PM  

vudukungfu: Marry a Russian girl, get what you pay for.


Giovanna??  That ain't a Russian name, buddy.
 
2014-01-06 12:52:15 PM  

exvaxman: Reminds me of the crash at Bluegrass where there was a 50 year old exec with a 21 year old "consultant" who was "hired" the day before.


It seems the presence of a mistress on board causes the plane to crash.  Two SAR cases I worked had the wife reporting the husband missing, and his plane being found with an extra passenger.
 
2014-01-06 12:53:48 PM  

clear_prop: exvaxman: Reminds me of the crash at Bluegrass where there was a 50 year old exec with a 21 year old "consultant" who was "hired" the day before.

It seems the presence of a mistress on board causes the plane to crash.  Two SAR cases I worked had the wife reporting the husband missing, and his plane being found with an extra passenger.


Ive seen that episode of Bobs Burgers


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2014-01-06 01:28:43 PM  

exvaxman: Reminds me of the crash at Bluegrass where there was a 50 year old exec with a 21 year old "consultant" who was "hired" the day before.


Exact same thing here in Atlanta a couple of weeks ago.

23 y/o intern.
 
2014-01-06 04:24:29 PM  

texdent: Does somebody need to get Rex Kramer?


What.
 
2014-01-06 04:33:43 PM  

Anschauer: student pilot and not his aircraft. Happy 2014!

http://worldaircraftsearch.com/makes/p/piper/pa-28-180/9409J/


FlightAware says it was his aircraft.

http://flightaware.com/resources/registration/N9409J
 
2014-01-06 06:16:24 PM  
Two?

s.mcstatic.com
 
2014-01-06 07:21:20 PM  
Peter: What would you do if you had a Piper Cherokee?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
 
2014-01-06 09:10:39 PM  

PunGent: t's not a pressurized cabin, so, their doors can be opened in-flight.


How do I know you have never flown a Cherokee?
You can be flying with the 3rd notch of flaps pulled and the stall warning red as a tomato and you cannot open the door enough to slam it it and latch it.

At least in my experience. I was just doing touch and gos so when I was briefly on the ground reached over and slammed it.

Checklists, what are they good for?
 
2014-01-07 09:17:11 AM  

Rivetman1.0: PunGent: t's not a pressurized cabin, so, their doors can be opened in-flight.

How do I know you have never flown a Cherokee?
You can be flying with the 3rd notch of flaps pulled and the stall warning red as a tomato and you cannot open the door enough to slam it it and latch it.

At least in my experience. I was just doing touch and gos so when I was briefly on the ground reached over and slammed it.

Checklists, what are they good for?


Actually, I have flown small planes.

I wasn't being entirely serious :)
 
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