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( (St. Petersburg Tim)   Dog reported missing two years ago is found...treading water two miles off the Florida coast   ( divider line
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8559 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jan 2014 at 10:31 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-01-06 01:45:35 PM  
2 votes:
People should be careful.This might not be a dog. It could be the dreaded changeshark, which can change its shape to resemble a small, cute dog, or a 340-lb woman riding a mobility scooter, or a beautiful, blonde pharmaceutical sales rep with great legs and lots of expensive jewelry. Most of these predators opt for the dog shape, because the others are perceived as much more repulsive to normal people. Once it gets in your home, it will change back into its normal shark-like shape, and eat you.

Seriously. Be careful. You don't want to mess with nature.
2014-01-06 09:47:36 AM  
2 votes:

♫ If it takes forever, I will wait for you... ♫
2014-01-06 02:08:58 PM  
1 vote:
The wet paw/dry paw policy is so unfair.
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