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2014-01-06 10:37:08 AM  
I'm sure this is nothing more than pregnancy hormones....

She says 43-year-old Seth bailed on their 12-year marriage in September to shack up with his 22-year-old side piece,

oh never mind he's already gone and he has left the paperwork up to her.

classy.
 
2014-01-06 10:41:36 AM  
I've watched the show and I believe the plotline is good but his flat affect and poor acting is what brings the show down.

(Bruce Campbell brings it back up!)
 
2014-01-06 11:28:31 AM  
Cousin Harris inconsolable.

/TNT knows drama
 
2014-01-06 11:47:35 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I've watched the show and I believe the plotline is good but his flat affect and poor acting is what brings the show down.

(Bruce Campbell brings it back up!)


oh and Gabrielle Anwar. I like my girls skinny and I think she need a sandwich.
 
2014-01-06 11:59:40 AM  
Burn notice star Nat Westen did what?

1.bp.blogspot.com

oops, *spoiler warning*
 
2014-01-06 12:13:32 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I've watched the show and I believe the plotline is good but his flat affect and poor acting is what brings the show down.

(Bruce Campbell brings it back up!)


This is the brother, not Michael Weston... maybe I'm not enough seasons in, but, he's a bit part actor in the series at best (at least through Seasons 3-4, I think that is about where I am)... does he become a regular?
 
2014-01-06 12:18:16 PM  

dletter: ... does he become a regular?


He becomes the focus of an arc for a few episodes.
 
2014-01-06 12:19:07 PM  

dletter: Because People in power are Stupid: I've watched the show and I believe the plotline is good but his flat affect and poor acting is what brings the show down.

(Bruce Campbell brings it back up!)

This is the brother, not Michael Weston... maybe I'm not enough seasons in, but, he's a bit part actor in the series at best (at least through Seasons 3-4, I think that is about where I am)... does he become a regular?


No, he never becomes a regular. Your description of him is accurate.
 
2014-01-06 12:19:09 PM  

dletter: Because People in power are Stupid: I've watched the show and I believe the plotline is good but his flat affect and poor acting is what brings the show down.

(Bruce Campbell brings it back up!)

This is the brother, not Michael Weston... maybe I'm not enough seasons in, but, he's a bit part actor in the series at best (at least through Seasons 3-4, I think that is about where I am)... does he become a regular?



Without spoiling  things... not exactly.
 
2014-01-06 12:27:50 PM  
I feel like Abe Simpson more and more each day.

Who the hell are all these "celebrities"? And why is everyone so interested in what these "celebrities" do with their anuses?
 
2014-01-06 12:32:08 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: I feel like Abe Simpson more and more each day.

Who the hell are all these "celebrities"? And why is everyone so interested in what these "celebrities" do with their anuses?


Yelling at clouds again, are you?
 
2014-01-06 12:37:03 PM  

Uncle Pooky: dletter: Because People in power are Stupid: I've watched the show and I believe the plotline is good but his flat affect and poor acting is what brings the show down.

(Bruce Campbell brings it back up!)

This is the brother, not Michael Weston... maybe I'm not enough seasons in, but, he's a bit part actor in the series at best (at least through Seasons 3-4, I think that is about where I am)... does he become a regular?

No, he never becomes a regular. Your description of him is accurate.


According to IMDB, he only appeared in 15 episodes of the show (out of a total of 111).
 
2014-01-06 12:39:12 PM  
intel-central.com
Being a guy means that you'll sometimes have to take the little things for granted. Like your wife. The trick is not to let her find out.

Second, secret cellphones and a bank account on the side can be helpful; knocking her up can give her a false sense of security. On the other hand,  abandoning your knocked-up wife and moving in with your slut isn't helpful at all.
 
2014-01-06 12:49:22 PM  

perigee: [intel-central.com image 300x440]
Being a guy means that you'll sometimes have to take the little things for granted. Like your wife. The trick is not to let her find out.

Second, secret cellphones and a bank account on the side can be helpful; knocking her up can give her a false sense of security. On the other hand,  abandoning your knocked-up wife and moving in with your slut isn't helpful at all.


Is it wrong that I read that in his explanation voice?
 
2014-01-06 12:49:55 PM  
Enough money = young pussy galore.
 
2014-01-06 12:54:04 PM  
The lady from Burn Notice is weird.  She is good looking but there is something about her that is strange.  Whatever.
 
2014-01-06 12:55:55 PM  
Nate was my least favorite character on the show. Daniel Jackson of the SGC was a much better character that should have become a regular instead of that dude that looks like a discount Dwayne Johnson.
 
2014-01-06 01:10:24 PM  
what a dick.

Obviously, his 22 y/o girl-friend is going to be more fun and exciting that his 42 year old spouse and mother of 2 .   That isn't a shot at his wife or girlfriend, but it is a reality of life.   One is young, free and likely more adventurous...the other is likely concerned about 'fading looks', has commitments and obligations, no longer is self centered and only thinking about her own joy, instead is looking out for the well being of 4 people, long term family commitments, retirement, etc.

Instead of being a man and working through his difficulties with his wife, and building that strong foundation to raise functional members of society and have a meaningful relationship with his spouse, he decided to be a selfish prick,abandon his family (FTFA:
Kylee is now 7 months pregnant and wants a judge to give her full physical and legal custody of their kids, including their 5-year-old son and 8-year-old daughter. She claims Seth is already okay with this, and agreed to give up all custodial rights) , do drugs, and chase young tail.

He needs to enjoy in now, because in a few years when your body stops performing as she will desire, she will start looking for that hot young substitute...by then he will want that relationship with his family, but they will have moved on and he will be alone and sad.    Of course, new starlets might always find their way into his bed as a means to get further in their own careers...meaning he will always have access to quality talent, although he will likely be sacrificing any real emotional connection and/or deep conversation...but I don't think that is what he is after.

Alternatively, maybe the wife is a real biatch, in that case you don't impregnate her nor do you shake up with your girl friend and leave the paper work to your ex-wife.   So again, he comes off as a dick.

Enjoy your mess, asshole.
 
2014-01-06 01:17:19 PM  
if i lived in a perfect world
i would spend my days lying in the sun
the party never ends in a perfect world

if your life has hit the skids
wave goodbye to the wife & kids
i'm ready to move into a perfect world

nacho cheese and anarchy
boy that sure sounds good to me
every kind of drug is free in the new america

shoot your pistol in the
air celebrate a brand new year
living leisurely in a perfect world

everybody's drinking hams
good by all you straight edge bands
sit around and get a tan in the new america

when i turn on my t.v.
nothing but pornography
no more rated "g" in a perfect world

strung out hookers everywhere
have a picnic feed the bears
now nobody even cares in the new america

nothing in this worlds for free
cause everything belongs to me
no more green fees in a perfect world
 
2014-01-06 01:18:14 PM  
R.I.P. Mrs. Peterson...
my bad it's Seth not Scott
 
2014-01-06 01:29:15 PM  
FTA: 'Burn Notice' Star Pregnant Wife Files for Divorce He Left Me for Some 22-Year-Old

A - Well, that's some shiatty grammar.
B - An occasional guest role is a 'star'?
 
2014-01-06 01:29:25 PM  
Dang! That must be one hot side piece. His wife is quite MILFy.

Must have gotten tired of her shiat.
 
2014-01-06 01:32:45 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-06 01:32:59 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Gabrielle Anwar


not sure why she feels the "needs a couple of sandwiches" look is appealing

2.bp.blogspot.com www.clickautographs.com www.newsgab.com gabrielleanwar.fansiter.com
 
2014-01-06 01:33:23 PM  

Cymbal: Dang! That must be one hot side piece. His wife is quite MILFy.

Must have gotten tired of her shiat.


looking at the pictures, I think the wife was hotter (even with +20 years on the gf).    It is easy to be swayed away from beauty, if beauty no longer wants to engage in certain adult activities.
 
2014-01-06 01:53:40 PM  

perigee: [intel-central.com image 300x440]
Being a guy means that you'll sometimes have to take the little things for granted. Like your wife. The trick is not to let her find out.

Second, secret cellphones and a bank account on the side can be helpful; knocking her up can give her a false sense of security. On the other hand,  abandoning your knocked-up wife and moving in with your slut isn't helpful at all.


That was Farsnworth-level voice reading there.  Good one.
 
mhd
2014-01-06 02:00:47 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: oh and Gabrielle Anwar. I like my girls skinny and I think she need a sandwich.


And a belly button.
i546.photobucket.com

/Pixels. Time. etc.
 
2014-01-06 02:03:11 PM  

perigee: [intel-central.com image 300x440]
Being a guy means that you'll sometimes have to take the little things for granted. Like your wife. The trick is not to let her find out.

Second, secret cellphones and a bank account on the side can be helpful; knocking her up can give her a false sense of security. On the other hand,  abandoning your knocked-up wife and moving in with your slut isn't helpful at all.


Brilliant.

/Re-watching "Burn Notice" on Netflix right now.
 
2014-01-06 02:18:42 PM  

Waldo Pepper: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Gabrielle Anwar

not sure why she feels the "needs a couple of sandwiches" look is appealing

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x478] [www.clickautographs.com image 584x800] [www.newsgab.com image 850x1275] [gabrielleanwar.fansiter.com image 523x640]


I know I risk StudMan69 treatment here, but she always looked strange to me on the show. Like she could be attractive but there's something odd in the structural details (which I've dubbed Cumbatchism). The pictures referenced in TSH's post look nothing like her (to me), and she looks crazy pretty in them. Too much makeup? Bad surgery? Too much weight loss? (Dear Hollywood: Curves = Normal.) Brain dablage on the part of me, the viewer? Only the sages know.
 
2014-01-06 02:21:55 PM  
Correction: Cumberbatchism. Dude's name is tough enough without trying to make new words with it.
 
2014-01-06 03:33:12 PM  

WhyKnot: what a dick.

Obviously, his 22 y/o girl-friend is going to be more fun and exciting that his 42 year old spouse and mother of 2 .   That isn't a shot at his wife or girlfriend, but it is a reality of life.   One is young, free and likely more adventurous...the other is likely concerned about 'fading looks', has commitments and obligations, no longer is self centered and only thinking about her own joy, instead is looking out for the well being of 4 people, long term family commitments, retirement, etc.

Instead of being a man and working through his difficulties with his wife, and building that strong foundation to raise functional members of society and have a meaningful relationship with his spouse, he decided to be a selfish prick,abandon his family (FTFA:Kylee is now 7 months pregnant and wants a judge to give her full physical and legal custody of their kids, including their 5-year-old son and 8-year-old daughter. She claims Seth is already okay with this, and agreed to give up all custodial rights) , do drugs, and chase young tail.

He needs to enjoy in now, because in a few years when your body stops performing as she will desire, she will start looking for that hot young substitute...by then he will want that relationship with his family, but they will have moved on and he will be alone and sad.    Of course, new starlets might always find their way into his bed as a means to get further in their own careers...meaning he will always have access to quality talent, although he will likely be sacrificing any real emotional connection and/or deep conversation...but I don't think that is what he is after.

Alternatively, maybe the wife is a real biatch, in that case you don't impregnate her nor do you shake up with your girl friend and leave the paper work to your ex-wife.   So again, he comes off as a dick.

Enjoy your mess, asshole.


Oh, please. Wives are disposable. The smart ones know it.
 
2014-01-06 03:37:00 PM  
His problem was that of retired couples throughout the years: When they spend all that time together they drive each other crazy. That's why so many old men a sent out golfing.
 
2014-01-06 03:58:00 PM  

Waldo Pepper: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Gabrielle Anwar

not sure why she feels the "needs a couple of sandwiches" look is appealing

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x478] [www.clickautographs.com image 584x800] [www.newsgab.com image 850x1275] [gabrielleanwar.fansiter.com image 523x640]


That's the Gabby I liked!
She showed the goods in Body Snatchers.
Perfect for her body type.
 
2014-01-06 04:06:45 PM  

dletter: Because People in power are Stupid: I've watched the show and I believe the plotline is good but his flat affect and poor acting is what brings the show down.

(Bruce Campbell brings it back up!)

This is the brother, not Michael Weston... maybe I'm not enough seasons in, but, he's a bit part actor in the series at best (at least through Seasons 3-4, I think that is about where I am)... does he become a regular?


He eventually doesn't maintain a regular pulse. Spoiler. Well, not really, they used his death in the commercials for like two years. 'Star' is really stretching it is what I'm saying.

/Would still watch a Sam and Jesse series.
 
2014-01-06 04:50:31 PM  

perigee: [intel-central.com image 300x440]
Being a guy means that you'll sometimes have to take the little things for granted. Like your wife. The trick is not to let her find out.

Second, secret cellphones and a bank account on the side can be helpful; knocking her up can give her a false sense of security. On the other hand,  abandoning your knocked-up wife and moving in with your slut isn't helpful at all.


Read it in his voice before I realized what was going on.  Well done.

/still like the show even if it's pretty tripe.
 
2014-01-06 04:54:18 PM  

ThreadSinger: Waldo Pepper: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Gabrielle Anwar

not sure why she feels the "needs a couple of sandwiches" look is appealing

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x478] [www.clickautographs.com image 584x800] [www.newsgab.com image 850x1275] [gabrielleanwar.fansiter.com image 523x640]

I know I risk StudMan69 treatment here, but she always looked strange to me on the show. Like she could be attractive but there's something odd in the structural details (which I've dubbed Cumbatchism). The pictures referenced in TSH's post look nothing like her (to me), and she looks crazy pretty in them. Too much makeup? Bad surgery? Too much weight loss? (Dear Hollywood: Curves = Normal.) Brain dablage on the part of me, the viewer? Only the sages know.


Me and my girlfriend at the time decided it was too much tanning.  Basically she's really hot, but her skin is starting to look leathery... it's just hard to tell except in some scenes.

/would still hit it
 
2014-01-06 05:52:03 PM  

Telos: ThreadSinger: Waldo Pepper: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Gabrielle Anwar

not sure why she feels the "needs a couple of sandwiches" look is appealing

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x478] [www.clickautographs.com image 584x800] [www.newsgab.com image 850x1275] [gabrielleanwar.fansiter.com image 523x640]

I know I risk StudMan69 treatment here, but she always looked strange to me on the show. Like she could be attractive but there's something odd in the structural details (which I've dubbed Cumbatchism). The pictures referenced in TSH's post look nothing like her (to me), and she looks crazy pretty in them. Too much makeup? Bad surgery? Too much weight loss? (Dear Hollywood: Curves = Normal.) Brain dablage on the part of me, the viewer? Only the sages know.

Me and my girlfriend at the time decided it was too much tanning.  Basically she's really hot, but her skin is starting to look leathery... it's just hard to tell except in some scenes.

/would still hit it


Eh looks like she has a bad injection of collagen into her lips when she's that skinny, even though her lips look pretty much the same from the earlier pictures. The whole skinnier than Skeletor approach isn't exactly helping either. She'd be way more attractive with a few more pound, and your dead on about the leathery skin part.

Always cracked me up when they'd used the "Fiona is hotter than any other woman in the room" approach when she would have been the bottom shelf groupie. They wised up to that a bit later when they had her take on an additional characteristic for jobs (accent, speaking French, et al), but it was hard to suspend my disbelief for those earlier episodes.

That said, phenomenal show and I loved Bruce (how could you not?). The ending might have been better. They took the safer route imo, but the riskier branch could have been a pretty phenomenal ending.
 
2014-01-06 06:31:24 PM  
Wait, the Little Wooden Boy does drugs? He's got to be a master craftsman of acting then, because I don't know how you could do that many drugs and play someone that freaking boring.
 
2014-01-06 06:43:24 PM  

mhd: The Stealth Hippopotamus: oh and Gabrielle Anwar. I like my girls skinny and I think she need a sandwich.

And a belly button.
[i546.photobucket.com image 220x518]

/Pixels. Time. etc.


I've seen more convincing trannies walking Hollywood Blvd.
 
2014-01-06 06:44:02 PM  
New this summer on the USA Network: "Divorce Notice"

When you're divorced, you've got nothing, no cash, no credit, no friends. You're stuck in whatever alimony settlement they decide to dump you in. You do whatever distractions that come your way. You rely on anyone's who's still talking to you: a 22-year-old side piece; an old drinking buddy who used to c-block ya; family too- if you're desperate. And a down and out fan boy you met along the way. Bottom line: As long as you're divorced, you're not going anywhere.
 
2014-01-06 07:55:50 PM  

sinanju: dletter: ... does he become a regular?

He becomes the focus of an arc for a few episodes.


Yeah! A ballistic arc!

/too soon?
 
2014-01-06 09:04:44 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I've watched the show and I believe the plotline is good but his flat affect and poor acting is what brings the show down.

(Bruce Campbell brings it back up!)


He always seems like he's the only one unaware he's in a high camp show. Like A Team campy...
 
2014-01-06 09:09:49 PM  
When you're a spy, you can't have the luxury of extended relationships.
 
2014-01-06 10:17:09 PM  

Gunny Highway: The lady from Burn Notice is weird.  She is good looking but there is something about her that is strange.  Whatever.


You can smell the 2 kids through the TV man, good for you.

/Wife pointed that out to me. Had no idea she had 1 kid let alone 2.
 
2014-01-07 12:27:45 AM  

Gunny Highway: The lady from Burn Notice is weird.  She is good looking but there is something about her that is strange.  Whatever.


Her spine. Most people's shoulder blades stick out when you see them topless (or in a bikini.) Her spine sticks out more than her shoulder blades. It's creepy.

She also gained a few pounds before the final season. Even my wife noticed and she doesn't watch the show except in passing.

/ I really like really skinny girls.
// I can't help it, it's what I'm attracted to.
/// But people shouldn't harm themselves to be thin. You are or you are not.
 
2014-01-07 02:13:55 PM  

Telos: perigee: [intel-central.com image 300x440]
Being a guy means that you'll sometimes have to take the little things for granted. Like your wife. The trick is not to let her find out.

Second, secret cellphones and a bank account on the side can be helpful; knocking her up can give her a false sense of security. On the other hand,  abandoning your knocked-up wife and moving in with your slut isn't helpful at all.

Is it wrong that I read that in his explanation voice?


I think that was the intent.
 
2014-01-07 02:16:35 PM  
Nate Westen was a screw up on the show as well. Apparently it wasn't much of a stretch.
 
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