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(Daily Mail)   Charlie Sheen marries for the 4th time, to his porn star girlfriend. Witnesses say he wore an Armani suit, she wore a cheerleader outfit with crotchless panties   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 36
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2014-01-06 10:37:37 AM  
Winning!
 
2014-01-06 10:51:34 AM  
www.exposay.com

Beating somebody!
 
2014-01-06 10:59:46 AM  
*MenatWorkGolfClap.jpg*
 
2014-01-06 11:04:09 AM  
In reviewing her body of film work, it appears she leans toward lesbian porn. Though, "Seduced by Mommy 2" may fall into another genre.
 
2014-01-06 11:05:10 AM  
No Hero tag?
 
2014-01-06 11:05:35 AM  
Just kidding! Charlie Sheen did NOT marry Brett Rossi, rep confirms

Subby rolls critical miss, takes permanent -1 to internet and roll for damage for a clawhammer to the nutsack.
 
2014-01-06 11:06:37 AM  

Cletus C.: In reviewing her body of film work, it appears she leans toward lesbian porn. Though, "Seduced by Mommy 2" may fall into another genre.


Depends if mommy is a trannie.

Hey, rule 34.
 
2014-01-06 11:07:06 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Just kidding! Charlie Sheen did NOT marry Brett Rossi, rep confirms

Subby rolls critical miss, takes permanent -1 to internet and roll for damage for a clawhammer to the nutsack.


assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2014-01-06 11:12:56 AM  
And the Daily Fail bats a thousand again.
 
2014-01-06 11:23:08 AM  
ole' charlie can't get enough money, drugs, or pussy.


i wish my horizon was that expansive.
 
2014-01-06 11:25:27 AM  
charlie's money inflow must be going down.  he's hurting for some cheap publicity.


just pull your cock out, charlie.   they'll love it!
 
2014-01-06 11:28:33 AM  
Must be nice to make money off a tweet.
 
2014-01-06 11:29:07 AM  
What a masterful jest on the part of Mister Sheen!
 
2014-01-06 11:30:56 AM  
I would think there's a raft of women trying to marry Charlie Sheen for the bet that he'll OD within the six months before the divorce and you'll win the widow lottery.
 
2014-01-06 11:34:22 AM  

Linux_Yes: charlie's money inflow must be going down.  he's hurting for some cheap publicity.



I think he hit the 100 episode milestone on Anger Management recently which means that he just got a big (eight figure) payout.
 
2014-01-06 11:36:41 AM  
My Googlism indicates that "porn star" is a bit misused in this instance.
 
2014-01-06 11:56:44 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: Linux_Yes: charlie's money inflow must be going down.  he's hurting for some cheap publicity.


I think he hit the 100 episode milestone on Anger Management recently which means that he just got a big (eight figure) payout.


That's like this generation's According to Jim; there's scant evidence actual human beings watch it.
 
2014-01-06 11:57:48 AM  
Charlie Sheen has got to be the guy that every girl who gets up on stage to shake her ass or bends over in front of the camera dreams about each morning they go to bed.

He's like Jesus for whores. Only with a more entertaining form of salvation.
 
2014-01-06 12:25:56 PM  

HooskerDoo: My Googlism indicates that "porn star" is a bit misused in this instance.


This. She's hot and all, but porn stars work (and get worked over) to earn that designation.
 
2014-01-06 12:35:52 PM  
You would think after 3 times he would be smart enough not to get married again
 
2014-01-06 12:40:41 PM  

groppet: You would think after 3 times he would be smart enough not to get married again


He's a slow learner.
 
2014-01-06 12:54:23 PM  

Mangoose: Charlie Sheen has got to be the guy that every girl who gets up on stage to shake her ass or bends over in front of the camera dreams about each morning they go to bed.

He's like Jesus for whores. Only with a more entertaining form of salvation.


Newsletter...
 
2014-01-06 01:09:09 PM  

HooskerDoo: My Googlism indicates that "porn star" is a bit misused in this almost everyinstance.


FTFY (and reality)
 
2014-01-06 01:15:36 PM  
I was gonna say, "Porn Star"?  Not sure I could bang a girl I had to call Brett(although this may be an upside for ol' Chucky).  If I had Charlie Sheens dough, I'd do a lot better than that.

Hell I'm broke and fat and I still do better than that.
 
2014-01-06 01:24:25 PM  
I thought he and Denise Richards would be together forever.  They looked like the shining image of stability...

/Whew...trained for years to say bullshiat like that with a straight face...finally paid off...
 
2014-01-06 01:34:48 PM  

Elvis Presleys Death Throne: If I had Charlie Sheens dough, I'd do a lot better than that.


He doesn't pay hookers and porn stars for sex.  He pays them to leave afterwards!
 
2014-01-06 02:45:06 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: And the Daily Fail bats a thousand again.


Daily Fail don't care. I've seen them run opposing stories about the same person on the same page.

"Cameron Diaz looks radiant after spending the night with her new boy-toy!"
"Cameron Diaz looks downcast and pensive after glum dinner with her new boy-toy."
 
2014-01-06 04:50:59 PM  
In some of the Daily Fail's pictures, she looks like Ashely Tinsdale (and that's a good thing).

Even in his Two and a Half Men days while all coked/cracked/cranked out, he still made it to work every day. I don't know how, but he did. My guess is he has a team of handlers that keep him on a leash. And a team of accountants that keep tripling his money every month.

Good for him.
 
2014-01-06 07:41:42 PM  
What a dumbass he is. You don't even pretend to marry a "porn star" you just use it until you're done, and try not to spend too much money on it because it ain't worth it.
 
2014-01-06 08:03:11 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Linux_Yes: charlie's money inflow must be going down.  he's hurting for some cheap publicity.


I think he hit the 100 episode milestone on Anger Management recently which means that he just got a big (eight figure) payout.


That'd be impressive considering the show's only been on for a year and a half. It's actually only 56 episodes.
 
2014-01-06 09:31:08 PM  
Would there be some magical device where we may view the young lass to determine her comeliness?
 
2014-01-07 02:06:38 AM  

therecksays: Would there be some magical device where we may view the young lass to determine her comeliness?



A magic...box or tube perhaps?
 
2014-01-07 08:39:34 AM  
And we never thought he would never settle down.


/5 months
 
2014-01-07 10:59:39 AM  
Would you please start taking your meds again, Charlie, you washed-up attention whore?
 
2014-01-07 11:57:04 AM  

unfarkingbelievable: What a dumbass he is. You don't even pretend to marry a "porn star" you just use it until you're done, and try not to spend too much money on it because it ain't worth it.


Didn't Kayden Kross recently make a baby with some porn dude?
 
2014-01-07 09:45:46 PM  

Dwight_Yeast: Linux_Yes: charlie's money inflow must be going down.  he's hurting for some cheap publicity.


I think he hit the 100 episode milestone on Anger Management recently which means that he just got a big (eight figure) payout.


IMDB suggests fifty-six. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1986770/
 
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