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(The Register)   "I promise, with these artichokes the flavor will just explode across your taste buds"   ( ) divider line 5
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2014-01-06 11:50:09 AM  
3 votes:

give me doughnuts: The plants are fighting back.

" the wind.  No, we need to run faster than the wind, Katy Perry."

"My name is Zooey.  Zooey Deschanel."


"Really?  Are you sure?"


"What a twist."

2014-01-06 11:28:05 AM  
2 votes:

mod3072: Finally, a good reason not to buy an overpriced, flavorless, pain-in-the-ass to prepare, overgrown thistle.

You shut your whore mouth. Artichokes are tasty.
2014-01-06 01:32:00 PM  
1 vote:
"Not an artichoke"

Of course not, that's a pineapple.
2014-01-06 12:09:46 PM  
1 vote:
Damn you Monsanto!
2014-01-06 10:38:02 AM  
1 vote:
Let's break this down:

An Italian woman

was left shaken but otherwise unhurt by

an exploding artichoke

The unnamed victim:

bought some fresh artichokes from her local supermarket in Olginate,
 some 40km northeast of Milan.

When she laid into one with a knife,

 it went bang.

Initially struck dumb by the shock

 the poor appealed to her husband and daughter for assistance

 and when they saw the leaves were "damaged and burnt", they called in the cops.

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