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(The Register)   "I promise, with these artichokes the flavor will just explode across your taste buds"   ( theregister.co.uk) divider line
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2014-01-06 11:50:09 AM  
3 votes:

give me doughnuts: The plants are fighting back.


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"Not..like the wind.  No, we need to run faster than the wind, Katy Perry."



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"My name is Zooey.  Zooey Deschanel."



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"Really?  Are you sure?"



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"Positive."



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"What a twist."

2014-01-06 11:28:05 AM  
2 votes:

mod3072: Finally, a good reason not to buy an overpriced, flavorless, pain-in-the-ass to prepare, overgrown thistle.


You shut your whore mouth. Artichokes are tasty.
2014-01-06 01:32:00 PM  
1 vote:
"Not an artichoke"

Of course not, that's a pineapple.
/nyuk
2014-01-06 12:09:46 PM  
1 vote:
Damn you Monsanto!
2014-01-06 10:38:02 AM  
1 vote:
Let's break this down:

An Italian woman

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was left shaken but otherwise unhurt by

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an exploding artichoke

The unnamed victim:


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bought some fresh artichokes from her local supermarket in Olginate,
 some 40km northeast of Milan.



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When she laid into one with a knife,

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 it went bang.

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Initially struck dumb by the shock

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 the poor appealed to her husband and daughter for assistance

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 and when they saw the leaves were "damaged and burnt", they called in the cops.

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ThANKS Re6i5TAR
 
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