give me doughnuts: The plants are fighting back.
"Not..like the wind. No, we need to run faster than the wind, Katy Perry."
"My name is Zooey. Zooey Deschanel."
"Really? Are you sure?"
"What a twist."
mod3072: Finally, a good reason not to buy an overpriced, flavorless, pain-in-the-ass to prepare, overgrown thistle.
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