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(AZCentral)   1970s: Don't let your baby eat your cocaine. 1980s: Don't let your baby eat your crack. 1990s: Don't let your baby eat your heroin. 2000s: Don't let your baby eat your pot. 2010s: Don't let your baby eat your e-cigarette's liquid nicotine   ( divider line
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2014-01-06 07:45:39 AM  
2 votes:
So if the baby eats pot, it'll eat a lot of food, drool, and stare wishfully at simple things? Who the hell could tell?
2014-01-06 10:27:02 AM  
1 vote:

Psychopusher: I suggest an MSRP of $6.99 for a 10ml bottle to those who sell my line, but it's up to them.

Ah, okay, now I think I see why you keep comparing nicotine and caffeine.
2014-01-06 10:21:02 AM  
1 vote:
2020s: Don't eat your baby. Thanks, Obama/Paul/Palin/whoever.
2014-01-06 08:49:47 AM  
1 vote:

Public Savant: Elegy: Public Savant: Nicotine IS a poison. It restricts your bloodvessels, so a high concentration (such as in that E-cig fluid) will kill you or the ususpecting child if ingested.

Saying "nicotine is a poison" is almost nonsensical. EVERYTHING is a poison, taken in large enough quantities.

Go here:

Press Ctrl + F. Thin type 'nicotine'.

Oh, my - it's a poison!

Also, you should make sure that you don't ingest any dihydrogen monoxide for at least a week. It would solve a few problems, I'm sure of it.

Wow. You provided me with evidence that the city of Durham, United Kingdom, has regulated nicotine as a poison and requires for you to have a valid permit to sell nicotine inside city limits.

Truly, you have proven beyond a shadow of scientific doubt that nicotine has no therapeutic benefits.

That sure taught me not to tangle with one of the foremost giants of intellectual debate currently active on the Internet. Let this be a lesson to everyone! Don't tangle with Public Savant! He'll bury you under a blizzard of peer review citations and make you look like a fool!
2014-01-06 08:42:10 AM  
1 vote:

drjekel_mrhyde: I seen people sit 10' away from their kids, texting, and watching TV while the kids ate out the dog bowl

Last night at dinner: 
7 year old: I'm NOT HUNGRY!
Dad: Ea your dinner.
7 year old: I HATE IT. I'm NOT EATING IT.
Dad: Fine.
7 year old: I WANT ICECREAM!
Dad: You said you weren't hungry.
7 year old: MOM! Dad's being MEAN to me!
Mom: For heaven's sake, give him some icecream.

30 minutes later, the kid is picking his nose and eating the boogers.

Me: I though you said you weren't hungry.
2014-01-06 08:39:06 AM  
1 vote:

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: So if the baby eats pot, it'll eat a lot of food, drool, and stare wishfully at simple things? Who the hell could tell?


Ingesting e-liquid can give children a harmful or even deadly dose of nicotine. Rodgers said many cartridges contain more than 14 milligrams, enough to cause harm.
"And since children are not used to consuming nicotine, their symptoms may be more severe at lower levels," he said.
Symptoms include hyperactivity, flushing, sweating, headache, dizziness, rapid heart rate, vomiting and diarrhea. Even small amounts on a child's skin can cause irritation and a burning sensation. In very severe cases, a child's heart rate and blood pressure may drop dangerously low, resulting in a coma or even death.
2014-01-06 06:32:07 AM  
1 vote:
Don't forget about you needing to protect them from GMOs and vaccines.
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