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(CNN)   Liz Cheney Palin's her Senate campaign   (cnn.com) divider line 102
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2014-01-06 12:35:50 AM  
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2014-01-06 12:38:54 AM  
That East Coast neocon carpetbagging bullshiat doesn't fly well in the western states.
 
2014-01-06 06:57:22 AM  
You really have to be more limber to be able to key-tow to TeaTards during the primaries and then pivot fully during the main elections.

She put her back out pretty quickly.
 
2014-01-06 07:09:13 AM  
GOOD.
 
2014-01-06 07:31:25 AM  
I bet now she leaves her 'home' of Wyoming to go back to Virginia.
 
2014-01-06 07:33:33 AM  
Seldom do ego and good political timing go hand and hand.
 
2014-01-06 07:33:47 AM  
She's running for vice-senator? But that's not even a real job!
 
2014-01-06 07:34:07 AM  
"Liz" is a way better lesbian name than "Mary". That's all I have to add.
 
2014-01-06 07:34:37 AM  
This was all pretty ill conceived from the start. I have to imagine she thought her name would see her through, there's really nothing politically dynamic about the woman.
 
2014-01-06 07:36:18 AM  
Surprisingly inept campaign not near nutty enough to compete for yoks with the rest of the GOP.
 
2014-01-06 07:40:31 AM  
She's citing "family health issues".  I can imagine it's rough on the family when  you try to throw your sister under the bus for political gain.

/Not that Mary is much better - she's donated lots of money to anti-gay candidates over the years.
 
2014-01-06 07:40:44 AM  
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2014-01-06 07:49:36 AM  
A Cheney dropping out of a political campaign due to "health reasons" is like Brett Favre not passing because the receiver is triple covered.
 
2014-01-06 07:52:26 AM  
If Wyoming were a city, it would be #31 in population, just ahead of Albuquerque, Tucson, and Fresno. 40% more people choose to live in Detroit than choose Wyoming.
 
2014-01-06 07:53:29 AM  
Wonder how long till she tries again in another state.
 
2014-01-06 07:59:45 AM  

Kevin72: If Wyoming were a city, it would be #31 in population, just ahead of Albuquerque, Tucson, and Fresno. 40% more people choose to live in Detroit than choose Wyoming.


lh6.ggpht.com
 
2014-01-06 08:02:46 AM  
Wasn't making enough money in donations, wasn't smart enough to say something truly outrageous to light up the wing nuts, has too. Uch of her dad's creepiness.
 
2014-01-06 08:04:19 AM  
Whilst I understand why "palin" can be used as a verb meaning "to give up", before I read the article I assumed was about choosing a running mate so awful that the campaign was doomed...
 
2014-01-06 08:04:51 AM  
Did she lose heart?
 
2014-01-06 08:23:12 AM  

SecretAgentWoman: You really have to be more limber to be able to key-tow to TeaTards during the primaries and then pivot fully during the main elections.

She put her back out pretty quickly.


Auto-correct?
 
2014-01-06 08:30:13 AM  
fly over;did not land
 
2014-01-06 08:30:16 AM  
I just rooted for Serious Health Issues. This hatred runs deep.
 
2014-01-06 08:31:27 AM  
Sarah Palin, please pick up the white derpity phone...your destiny is calling.
 
2014-01-06 08:36:04 AM  

Mayhem_2006: Whilst I understand why "palin" can be used as a verb meaning "to give up", before I read the article I assumed was about choosing a running mate so awful that the campaign was doomed...


It clearly said "Senate" in the headline.
Running mate?
 
2014-01-06 08:38:54 AM  
She's having an emergency biatchectomy.
 
2014-01-06 08:39:18 AM  
Liz was a total coont to her sister over a political race she had no chance of winning in the first place. And that's what family values are all about.
 
2014-01-06 08:43:07 AM  

Kevin72: If Wyoming were a city, it would be #31 in population, just ahead of Albuquerque, Tucson, and Fresno. 40% more people choose to live in Detroit than choose Wyoming.


Somehow I don't think you've taken Social and Geographical Mobility 101.
 
2014-01-06 08:44:45 AM  
FTFA: "Serious health issues have recently arisen in our family, and under the circumstances, I have decided to discontinue my campaign," she said.

From what I've heard while Wyoming Republicans might not like the gays that much but they also don't respect someone who would throw their own family member under the bus in the name of political expediency.
 
2014-01-06 08:44:55 AM  
Serious health issues?  Yeah, I imagine finding a heart that matches daddy's soul would be tough to come by.
 
2014-01-06 08:49:19 AM  
Why does she have to lie about it? I know she's just playing politician but why not just admit that she had no shot?
 
2014-01-06 08:49:20 AM  

Kevin72: If Wyoming were a city, it would be #31 in population, just ahead of Albuquerque, Tucson, and Fresno. 40% more people choose to live in Detroit than choose Wyoming.


And?

/Montana. We have way more people than Wyoming. Way more.
 
2014-01-06 08:50:02 AM  
GOP butthurt is now a medical condition?
 
2014-01-06 08:55:17 AM  

bwesb: GOP butthurt is now a medical condition?


Covered by Obamacare. I'm sure.
 
2014-01-06 08:57:51 AM  
THE GAY MAFIA GOT HER!!!!11!
 
2014-01-06 09:02:32 AM  

coeyagi: Serious health issues?  Yeah, I imagine finding a heart that matches daddy's soul would be tough to come by.


Like how she didn't specify WHAT health issues are the reason.  At least she didn't say it was to spend more time with her family.
 
2014-01-06 09:03:45 AM  

markfara: THE GAY MAFIA GOT HER!!!!11!


Leave the anal beads.  Hide the salami.
 
2014-01-06 09:03:55 AM  

shower_in_my_socks: That East Coast neocon carpetbagging bullshiat doesn't fly well in the western states.


Really?  Explain how WIlliard "Mitt" Romney received 40-odd percent of the vote in the last president election.

fenianfark: I bet now she leaves her 'home' of Wyoming to go back to Virginia.


It's a family tradition: in the run-up to the 2000 election, her father had been living in Texas, running Haliburton.  He filed as VP from Wyoming but then had to retroactively declare residency in the state, as he hadn't lived actually there for years.
 
2014-01-06 09:06:34 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: shower_in_my_socks: That East Coast neocon carpetbagging bullshiat doesn't fly well in the western states.

Really?  Explain how WIlliard "Mitt" Romney received 40-odd percent of the vote in the last president election.


You can't really carpetbag in a national election.
 
2014-01-06 09:08:18 AM  

markfara: THE GAY MAFIA GOT HER!!!!11!


Well, the lesbian side of it anyway, the Muffia.
 
2014-01-06 09:09:45 AM  

Kevin72: If Wyoming were a city, it would be #31 in population, just ahead of Albuquerque, Tucson, and Fresno. 40% more people choose to live in Detroit than choose Wyoming.



And #1 in population of cows, deer, polecats, horses, cats, dogs, badgers, vermin in the world!
 
2014-01-06 09:10:11 AM  
One of these days a politician will drop out because of REAL family issues, and no one will believe them. Can't they come up with a new excuse?
 
2014-01-06 09:11:27 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Dwight_Yeast: shower_in_my_socks: That East Coast neocon carpetbagging bullshiat doesn't fly well in the western states.

Really?  Explain how WIlliard "Mitt" Romney received 40-odd percent of the vote in the last president election.

You can't really carpetbag in a national election.


Really?  What state was Romney from?
 
2014-01-06 09:11:57 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: shower_in_my_socks: That East Coast neocon carpetbagging bullshiat doesn't fly well in the western states.

Really?  Explain how WIlliard "Mitt" Romney received 40-odd percent of the vote in the last president election.


How is running for President - you know, of the whole United States - carpetbagging?  Was he running his campaign from Canada?
 
2014-01-06 09:13:10 AM  

Kome: markfara: THE GAY MAFIA GOT HER!!!!11!

Well, the lesbian side of it anyway, the Muffia.


I snorted.
 
2014-01-06 09:13:57 AM  

Mayhem_2006: Whilst I understand why "palin" can be used as a verb meaning "to give up", before I read the article I assumed was about choosing a running mate so awful that the campaign was doomed...


That would be "McCained".
 
2014-01-06 09:14:52 AM  

Emposter: One of these days a politician will drop out because of REAL family issues, and no one will believe them. Can't they come up with a new excuse?


"The candidate cited the need to fix the cable."
 
2014-01-06 09:20:07 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: HotWingConspiracy: Dwight_Yeast: shower_in_my_socks: That East Coast neocon carpetbagging bullshiat doesn't fly well in the western states.

Really?  Explain how WIlliard "Mitt" Romney received 40-odd percent of the vote in the last president election.

You can't really carpetbag in a national election.

Really?  What state was Romney from?


Sorry bro, I didn't realize that you're retarded.
 
2014-01-06 09:23:04 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Emposter: One of these days a politician will drop out because of REAL family issues, and no one will believe them. Can't they come up with a new excuse?

"The candidate cited the need to fix the cable."


Had to return some video tapes.
 
2014-01-06 09:24:39 AM  

theteacher: OtherLittleGuy: Emposter: One of these days a politician will drop out because of REAL family issues, and no one will believe them. Can't they come up with a new excuse?

"The candidate cited the need to fix the cable."

Had to return some video tapes.


The candidate needed to see a man about a horse.
 
2014-01-06 09:26:34 AM  
No, I have a point: he filed from Mass, but he hadn't actually lived there for years.  He bought a condo in Boston right before filing, but for several years his "legal" residence had been his son's basement (not joking).

He was born and raised in Michigan, but referred constantly to his success with the Winter Olympics as if SLC was his hometown.  He was proud of being governor of Massachusetts but spent most of his time in La Jolla, California.

He was a man from everywhere and nowhere.
 
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