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2014-01-06 12:00:02 AM
I think she may be overestimating the quality of the other profiles out there.
 
2014-01-06 12:05:08 AM
Yeah like they read the profile after the saw the picture of the model "friend" that she used.

Put an average picture up there and see how the hits drop off.

But still

Boobs? Check
Vag? Looks like it
Breath? optional but ok

Lets email them!
 
2014-01-06 12:13:19 AM
worst? not even farking close.

"convincing people I'm pregnant lol"

adding the "lol" just makes it seem like she's making some sort of joke.
 
2014-01-06 12:15:19 AM
resources0.news.com.au

Profile? What profile?
 
2014-01-06 12:28:12 AM
Stupid men who cant read want to f*ck a stupid model. I'm surprised it wasn't a news flash.

Next!
 
2014-01-06 12:35:21 AM
Repeat from yesterday.

Which is a repeat from a year ago.
 
2014-01-06 01:03:45 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Repeat from yesterday.

Which is a repeat from a year ago.


I was going to say, I feel I've seen this done before. Maybe even a different woman.
 
2014-01-06 01:06:33 AM
So, they are reporting on what they read on Cracked.com yesterday. How do I let this reporter's boss know that I'll do her job for half the pay?

http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-learned-from-worst-online-dati n g-profile-ever/
 
2014-01-06 01:07:56 AM
The joke here is that it's a fake dating profile of a woman that's actually being run by a woman.

/romero
 
2014-01-06 01:08:12 AM
hell...it sounds just like a refreshingly honest profile of most women. No wonder men clicked.
/ya gonna get crazy anyways
 
2014-01-06 01:08:20 AM
Yeah,

Guys will try to sleep with a pretty women, regardless of her personality.  Guess this is why this is "news" and not science.
 
2014-01-06 01:08:36 AM

Mr.Poops: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Repeat from yesterday.

Which is a repeat from a year ago.

I was going to say, I feel I've seen this done before. Maybe even a different woman.


Also a Cracked article.  So now it can be a (Featured Post) repeat for the foreseeable future.
 
2014-01-06 01:08:58 AM
Fugly woman tries to justify why shes always rejected, not the fact she maybe setting her sights too high.

Non story.
 
2014-01-06 01:09:46 AM
Lekneh, now I'm the repeat!
 
2014-01-06 01:11:36 AM
This was just on Cracked.
 
2014-01-06 01:12:45 AM
hot + crazy = no problem
 
2014-01-06 01:13:31 AM
The same woman that the cracked article that was submitted to fark, was talking about? or a different one. Are they cloning?
 
2014-01-06 01:14:33 AM
This is a repeat and appeared on Cracked before this.
 
TWX
2014-01-06 01:14:34 AM

VelcroFez: Stupid men who cant read want to f*ck a stupid model. I'm surprised it wasn't a news flash.


Fixed that...

There are lots of men that don't care, and there are men that may find the antics amusing, for awhile at least, even if the do ultimately care. Hell, there are men that can use the biatchness of the woman as an excuse to treat her even worse that he might otherwise have and not feel bad about it, which could mean that a woman as bad as the fictional one could actually be an advantage.

Most men grow out of this in their twenties but some never do, and some divorcees start out as emotionally retarded post-divorce as they were in their teenage years, gladly taking this sort of woman just to be in a relationship.

And that doesn't even start to address how many of the responses were spam...
 
2014-01-06 01:18:23 AM
Spike Milligan claimed he once placed an advert in the 'lonely hearts' section of England's Private Eye magazine which said 'Wanted - rich elderly widow  object, murder', and got several replies.

If you want some seriously off-beat dating proposals, have a look at the London Review of Books
Dating LRB
 
2014-01-06 01:19:14 AM
Hey !!!

Did anybody see that Dating profile thing on http://www.neatorama.com/  , about this this girl .,.. ?
 
2014-01-06 01:20:08 AM
Ha, men are such dogs. Meanwhile, I heard that the reason Justin Bieber is so popular with girls is because of his intelligence and character.
 
2014-01-06 01:20:12 AM
A hot picture gets responses even though the profile says she's a total coont. I think someone's confusing the terms "wanting to date" and "wanting to f*ck".
 
2014-01-06 01:23:59 AM

Danger Avoid Death: A hot picture gets responses even though the profile says she's a total coont. I think someone's confusing the terms "wanting to date" and "wanting to f*ck".


Thats the big difference she refuses to see.
 
2014-01-06 01:26:39 AM
Hey lets clog up a dating website with fake profiles so we can have a story on the internetz yay
 
2014-01-06 01:31:57 AM

steamingpile: Danger Avoid Death: A hot picture gets responses even though the profile says she's a total coont. I think someone's confusing the terms "wanting to date" and "wanting to f*ck".

Thats the big difference she refuses to see.


She put on her profile that she's looking for "casual sex." And she put up a picture of a hot model.

I think she's not as smart as she believes.
 
2014-01-06 01:32:14 AM

potstiekam: Hey lets clog up a dating website with fake profiles so we can have a story on the internetz yay


As opposed to clogging up the internets with creepy-sad dating profiles?

Protip: Get out, meet people, stop abusing yourself.
 
2014-01-06 01:32:19 AM
Lease when desirable, trade in for a new model when it depreciates enough.

Women, if you sell yourself like commodity expect to be treated like one.
 
2014-01-06 01:32:24 AM
1) Was the Obvious tag out on a date?

2)
 www.codinghorror.com

3)
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//slashies
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2014-01-06 01:33:35 AM

Wake Up Sheeple: steamingpile: Danger Avoid Death: A hot picture gets responses even though the profile says she's a total coont. I think someone's confusing the terms "wanting to date" and "wanting to f*ck".

Thats the big difference she refuses to see.

She put on her profile that she's looking for "casual sex." And she put up a picture of a hot model.

I think she's not as smart as she believes.


Oh but her little social experiment proves shes 100% correct and not an unfunny coont!!?!! Didnt you read?
 
2014-01-06 01:33:55 AM
I can't figure out whether the real woman is arrogant or simply an idiot. But that "fake" profile is basically 100% real woman. That's how real woman are. Of course guys are going to click on it because that is what they normally experience with a woman all the time. So I admit to totally confusion. She makes a profile that is an accurate description of an average woman, calles it fake, then gets befuddled when people treat it like the real thing. Wait, what??? Now I'm befuddled.
 
2014-01-06 01:38:03 AM

shower_in_my_socks: I think she may be overestimating the quality of the other profiles out there.


And also what's unappealing.

Truly loathsome women: love cats, never drink, smoke, or do drugs, have but don't want a few kids, and are REALLY desperate for a man who will underwrite them. I mean like red-eyed, dry-lipped desperation here. The kind that makes even people who aren't the target off-put by it.


This girl's profile reads like a young party girl who thinks she has a sense of humor but really doesn't get it yet. She'd be a blast if she were real.
 
2014-01-06 01:38:57 AM

steamingpile: Wake Up Sheeple: steamingpile: Danger Avoid Death: A hot picture gets responses even though the profile says she's a total coont. I think someone's confusing the terms "wanting to date" and "wanting to f*ck".

Thats the big difference she refuses to see.

She put on her profile that she's looking for "casual sex." And she put up a picture of a hot model.

I think she's not as smart as she believes.

Oh but her little social experiment proves shes 100% correct and not an unfunny coont!!?!! Didnt you read?


I was too busy looking at the picture and thinking about f*cking.
 
2014-01-06 01:39:18 AM

steamingpile: Wake Up Sheeple: steamingpile: Danger Avoid Death: A hot picture gets responses even though the profile says she's a total coont. I think someone's confusing the terms "wanting to date" and "wanting to f*ck".

Thats the big difference she refuses to see.

She put on her profile that she's looking for "casual sex." And she put up a picture of a hot model.

I think she's not as smart as she believes.

Oh but her little social experiment proves shes 100% correct and not an unfunny coont!!?!! Didnt you read?


Actually, I saw what her profile was looking for: "casual sex", she put a picture of a hot model, then wondered why people would skip reading her profile. So, I skipped the rest of her article. I guess, no, I didn't read.
 
2014-01-06 01:39:44 AM

nulluspixiusdemonica: potstiekam: Hey lets clog up a dating website with fake profiles so we can have a story on the internetz yay

As opposed to clogging up the internets with creepy-sad dating profiles?

Protip: Get out, meet people, stop abusing yourself.


I know this may come as a surprise to you dating pro, but some people do actually meet other people with the help of a dating website.
 
2014-01-06 01:40:19 AM
She's picked a friend with DD boobs so she could write anything in there and she's going to get tons of clicks. Put her in a bikini with severed human heads in both hands and the messaging will go up exponentially. Boob size uber alles.
 
2014-01-06 01:40:30 AM

Piizzadude: Yeah like they read the profile after the saw the picture of the model "friend" that she used.

Put an average picture up there and see how the hits drop off.

But still

Boobs? Check
Vag? Looks like it
Breath? optional but ok

Lets email them!


I hate to say but yeah, also it's cute that she thinks guys read a women's profile before messaging.
 
2014-01-06 01:41:49 AM
assets.nydailynews.com

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaase date me!
 
2014-01-06 01:43:23 AM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com

if you know what chemtrails are, hit me up...
 
2014-01-06 01:45:40 AM

She's got DD boobs so she could write anything in there and she's going to get tons of clicks. Put her in a bikini with severed human heads in both hands and the messaging will go up exponentially. Boob size uber alles.

www.cosmopolitan.com

 
2014-01-06 01:46:20 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

uh....wow, just wow. If i was a ladie, i would want that. someone who knows their way around my hot spot. you know.

/shudder
 
2014-01-06 01:47:31 AM

some_beer_drinker: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x595]

if you know what chemtrails are, hit me up...


Oh wow, where can I find this man, wow
 
2014-01-06 01:47:37 AM
"Keeping America American."

That's so hawt!
 
2014-01-06 01:49:15 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: some_beer_drinker: [s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x595]

if you know what chemtrails are, hit me up...

Oh wow, where can I find this man, wow


You do realize he's no longer a virgin right? Sorry lady.
 
2014-01-06 01:49:26 AM
I ruined another sock when I saw this:

img.fark.net

My god she's just like mom.
 
2014-01-06 01:49:34 AM

some_beer_drinker: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 638x342]

uh....wow, just wow. If i was a ladie, i would want that. someone who knows their way around my hot spot. you know.

/shudder


Lulz ; )
 
2014-01-06 01:50:11 AM
static3.businessinsider.com

sorry, i don't bang blue biatches, or puppy killers. next.
 
2014-01-06 01:51:56 AM
I'm not single, but if I was interested in internet dating, I would not have tried to get a date with her. Yes, her fake pic is very attractive, but what she said in her profile and correspondence with these men was anything but. Actually, I might even try and talk some sense into her over a cup of coffee or just a phone call because she sounds like a horrible person, and I am a school counselor. Maybe I could help her, but I wouldn't date her or anything.
 
2014-01-06 01:52:11 AM
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2014-01-06 01:53:23 AM

some_beer_drinker: [static3.businessinsider.com image 397x436]

sorry, i don't bang blue biatches, or puppy killers. next.


Good, because I bang 'em BOTH!

i651.photobucket.com
 
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