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(Daily Mail)   January 6th is the most depressing day of the year   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 11
    More: Sad, New Year's Day, lack of sleep, Valentine's Day, Groundhog Day  
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17819 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jan 2014 at 6:05 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-06 06:11:56 AM  
16 votes:
My ex-wife is suffering from depression. She phoned me the other day and said, "I feel like jumping in front of a train and you're not doing anything to help."

So I sent her a timetable.
2014-01-06 01:37:38 AM  
5 votes:
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2014-01-06 06:20:49 AM  
2 votes:
Ya'll are biatches. I woke up in a GOOD mood. I don't care that I'm a week behind at work, that it's raining, that I'm out of mince pies... Oh God... I'm out of mince pies. The rest I could take, but the PIES, man. I ate them for breakfast. It kinda sick, I know, but there's nothing like a mince pie to start your day. But now... I have nothing but the booze.
2014-01-06 05:33:15 AM  
2 votes:
I think it's a 365-way tie.
2014-01-06 10:45:53 AM  
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: It's also Epiphany.  Why is there a scheduled day for Epiphany?



Americans can't have epiphany, since we've banned incandescent light bulbs.

No, we will have to settle for slowly increasing understanding, as illustrated by a CFL.
2014-01-06 08:32:58 AM  
1 votes:

Boo_Guy: TrotlineDesigns: Until Valentines day.. Then they will say it's Valentines day because of all the lonely people.

I dread Vday,  I've never had a g/f on that day,  some would consider that lucky but it bums me out.


Yeah, same here. Being single on Valentine's Day certainly makes for a cheap holiday, but it can be a little awkward when all your friends have plans of some sort and nobody wants the odd man out hanging around.

Mentat: Leave me alone subby.


-You must be coming down.  Have a Mentat or two.

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2014-01-06 08:25:34 AM  
1 votes:
I'm still too much of a zombie at work to be depressed today. By next Monday I'll be cranky. Just realised this fits the Kübler-Ross model, so:

Monday 6th Jan - Denial
Monday 13th Jan - Anger
Monday 20th Jan - Bargaining
Monday 27th Jan - Depression
Monday 3rd Feb -  Acceptance

Conclusion - 27th Jan will be the most depressing day this year.
2014-01-06 07:06:10 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-01-06 02:43:25 AM  
1 votes:

farkingismybusiness: [1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com image 500x358]


I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
2014-01-06 01:44:09 AM  
1 votes:
not if I can help it

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2014-01-06 12:02:42 AM  
1 votes:
It's because all of the mince pies are gone, isn't it?
 
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