SirEattonHogg: There are restaurants that accept checks?I guess there would be. I suppose in small towns and they accept local bank checks but I've never seen anyone write out a check to pay for a dinner.
ultraholland: "I couldn't believe it. I tried to thank them, and they said, 'thank God.'"Good on them, but I'd prefer doing a good deed in the name of Satan. Nobody ever thanks him and I think that's why he's always in such a bad mood.
Spanky McStupid: Fuggin Bizzy: When the headline says "it gets dusty," I say "Well, fark that then," and I go read something else.Does somebody need a hug?
Crewmannumber6: Good story, even if I do think it's fake.
CoonAce: I have been tipped $500 a few times, given 1st class roundtrip airfare once, and hot sex on numerous occasions (once it was with 3 blondes visiting from MN). There are some mighty generous people out there. AMDG, men for others.
theslowblade: Have fun with that degree from Trinity Bible College.
FDR Jones: Who the fark is this "God" character, anyway?
JosephFinn: B) Seems kind of odd to tell some random customer her life story.
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