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(Lincoln Journal Star)   Couple gets happiest waitress at restaurant and when they ask why she's so joyful, she tells a tale that would leave most of us in the fetal position. What the couple tips her at the end of the meal is a bit dusty   (journalstar.com ) divider line
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2014-01-06 12:21:47 AM  
19 votes:
"I couldn't believe it. I tried to thank them, and they said, 'thank God.'"

Good on them, but I'd prefer doing a good deed in the name of Satan. Nobody ever thanks him and I think that's why he's always in such a bad mood.
2014-01-06 01:04:35 AM  
6 votes:
img1.fark.net IRS says "God Bless" to cheery Lincoln waitress
2014-01-06 01:03:22 AM  
3 votes:
Touching but....

"She had just finished her first semester at Trinity Bible College in North Dakota, where she's studying youth ministry and psychology."

Fail.
2014-01-06 03:16:14 AM  
2 votes:
Is this the story in which god crashed the family car giving the mother an unrecoverable brain injury and making it so the father is unfit to be a father and then moving the children into homes where they were abused only to be moved to another home that they would again be abused and then ultimately having the girl work as a waitress only to be given a small amount of money and told to thank the deity that caused all this to happen in the first place?
2014-01-06 12:55:06 AM  
2 votes:

SirEattonHogg: There are restaurants that accept checks?

I guess there would be. I suppose in small towns and they accept local bank checks but I've never seen anyone write out a check to pay for a dinner.


I usually pay cash, but I'll pay with a check if I go out someplace upscale and expensive like Carrabba's.
2014-01-06 12:53:29 AM  
2 votes:
Dust causes impotence.
2014-01-06 12:37:55 AM  
2 votes:

ultraholland: "I couldn't believe it. I tried to thank them, and they said, 'thank God.'"

Good on them, but I'd prefer doing a good deed in the name of Satan. Nobody ever thanks him and I think that's why he's always in such a bad mood.


Seems like a good place to put this. - The Oklahoma Atheist
2014-01-06 08:57:10 AM  
1 vote:

Spanky McStupid: Fuggin Bizzy: When the headline says "it gets dusty," I say "Well, fark that then," and I go read something else.

Does somebody need a hug?


Yes. C18H27NO3 seems pretty upset.
2014-01-06 08:13:34 AM  
1 vote:

Crewmannumber6: Good story, even if I do think it's fake.


If you need a point of reference to understand what a real fake story looks like, scroll back up the thread to this guy:

CoonAce: I have been tipped $500 a few times, given 1st class roundtrip airfare once, and hot sex on numerous occasions (once it was with 3 blondes visiting from MN).  There are some mighty generous people out there.  AMDG, men for others.

2014-01-06 04:42:57 AM  
1 vote:
Ah, and there's the guy who says "all religion is BS."

I swear to god it's 1999 again.
2014-01-06 03:45:26 AM  
1 vote:

theslowblade: Have fun with that degree from Trinity Bible College.


The Trinity Colleges, like the name implies, are actually three campuses in one. The Trinity Bible College, the Trinity Barber College, and the Trinity Clown College.

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2014-01-06 03:30:47 AM  
1 vote:
This is why I tell people sob stories while showing an optimistic spirit, you never know who might fall for your stories and give you money.
2014-01-06 02:51:26 AM  
1 vote:

FDR Jones: Who the fark is this "God" character, anyway?


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2014-01-06 01:53:30 AM  
1 vote:
That's a cute story, but does her sister work there too? Why is she being quoted in the telling of the story?

And why is that couple claiming to be god?
2014-01-06 01:29:01 AM  
1 vote:
A Nigerian Prince gave me the same windfall.
2014-01-06 01:14:50 AM  
1 vote:

JosephFinn: B)  Seems kind of odd to tell some random customer her life story.


As a diner denizen for most of my life, I wish I had a dollar for every time I've sat in frustration, trying to read, but instead being forced to listen to the boring and poorly told life story of some bone-headed server who thinks she's the reason you stopped in for a cup of coffee.
2014-01-06 12:57:21 AM  
1 vote:
I don't normally complain about headlines (this is, in fact, the first time ever) but this is Buzzfeed-quality garbage.  Whoever wrote it is bad and should feel bad, and same goes for whoever let this abomination go green.
2014-01-06 12:56:32 AM  
1 vote:
Zombies give fellow zombie free ticket to brain farm.
2014-01-06 12:52:09 AM  
1 vote:
When the headline says "it gets dusty," I say "Well, fark that then," and I go read something else.
 
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