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2014-01-05 08:34:54 PM  
the flash drive was found ominously taped to a bathroom wall.

That combination of words makes me giggle.
 
2014-01-05 08:40:20 PM  
q: how do you introduce a virus onto a Homeland Security laptop?
 
2014-01-05 08:44:56 PM  

bongmiester: q: how do you introduce a virus onto a Homeland Security laptop?


Mark it "porn" and put it in your pocket before you go through security.
 
2014-01-05 08:48:33 PM  
No injuries related to the incident were reported.

Has a thumb drive ever caused an injury?
 
2014-01-05 08:52:14 PM  
I hope we get a follow up to find out why the drive ended up taped there. I also hope it's some really whacky story that sounded like a good idea tithe guy at the time, not just an intentional bomb hoax or something stupid like that's.
 
2014-01-05 08:54:06 PM  

PanicMan: No injuries related to the incident were reported.

Has a thumb drive ever caused an injury?


I was walking thru my house barefoot when I stepped on one and that kinda hurt.
 
2014-01-05 09:02:19 PM  
Someone's dead drop went arry.
 
2014-01-05 09:14:11 PM  

PanicMan: No injuries related to the incident were reported.

Has a thumb drive ever caused an injury?


img3.tgdaily.com
 
2014-01-05 09:19:17 PM  

hardinparamedic: Someone's dead drop went arry.


Real spy sh*t to tape it up to the wall.

Must be one of Israel's.
 
2014-01-05 09:22:17 PM  
An preliminary inspection of the device showed it was actually a camera disguised as a flash drive, the officials said.

I'm thinking one of the crew was hoping for some quality hidden camera perviness.
 
2014-01-05 09:25:14 PM  
inagorillacostume.com
 
2014-01-05 09:32:49 PM  
pussies
a nation of pussies
 
2014-01-05 09:33:56 PM  
If only there were a convenient list of suspects..a "manifest" of sorts with which to find out which skeevy perv tried the old "hastily disguised novelty camera in an airline lavaratory" trick..
 
2014-01-05 09:34:40 PM  
OMG IT COULD CONTAIN INFORMATION.
INFORMATION!!!!!
 
2014-01-05 09:35:13 PM  
Was that wrong?
 
2014-01-05 09:36:10 PM  

PanicMan: No injuries related to the incident were reported.

Has a thumb drive ever caused an injury?


Ummm...  Snowden's thumb drive has caused an awful lot of injury.


vudukungfu: pussies
a nation of pussies


Camera in a lavatory?   I thing you mean "perverts".
 
2014-01-05 09:39:31 PM  
Better have an F 16 shoot the plane down, just to be sure.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-05 09:39:33 PM  
Wow.  Jeff Goldblum must have just gotten off that plane.

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-01-05 09:40:22 PM  
An preliminary inspection of the device showed it was actually a camera disguised as a flash drive, the officials said.
Later, senior government officials said the device was taped to part of the bathroom.


Someone has been watching too much Japanese Porn.

If you are going to do something like this, don't be a jerk. Please plant it in a small restaurant where you can not bother over 200 people, and then be charged with federal crime if caught.
 
2014-01-05 09:40:23 PM  

kronicfeld: [inagorillacostume.com image 500x778]


This just in: Cambridge and Boston shut down when a floppy disk was discovered in an abandoned locker in the Barker Library at MIT.
 
2014-01-05 09:40:33 PM  
So, the latest uploads of Mile High Club ain't happening?
 
2014-01-05 09:41:47 PM  
msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
2014-01-05 09:41:48 PM  
OtherLittleGuy
kronicfeld: [inagorillacostume.com image 500x778]
This just in: Cambridge and Boston shut down when a floppy disk was discovered in an abandoned locker in the Barker Library at MIT.


Using a floppy at MIT, that should be a federal offense.
 
2014-01-05 09:42:06 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: kronicfeld: [inagorillacostume.com image 500x778]

This just in: Cambridge and Boston shut down when a floppy disk was discovered in an abandoned locker in the Barker Library at MIT.


CNN has reported a second modem has hit the pentagon.
 
2014-01-05 09:42:56 PM  

PanicMan: No injuries related to the incident were reported.

Has a thumb drive ever caused an injury?


You mean 'in the ass?'
 
2014-01-05 09:43:22 PM  

Laobaojun: Ummm... Snowden's thumb drive has caused an awful lot of injury.


Yup, leaking information that any good reporter could have found through legwork or simply poking around sure is injury causing.

Reactionary masses sure did flutter, but good luck with that hope in your heart boyo.
 
2014-01-05 09:43:55 PM  

DamnYankees: PanicMan: No injuries related to the incident were reported.

Has a thumb drive ever caused an injury?

[img3.tgdaily.com image 250x245]


i.imgur.com
ah my message is here
/hot the the fires of revenge
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-05 09:44:06 PM  

vudukungfu: OtherLittleGuy: kronicfeld: [inagorillacostume.com image 500x778]

This just in: Cambridge and Boston shut down when a floppy disk was discovered in an abandoned locker in the Barker Library at MIT.

CNN has reported a second modem has hit the pentagon.


Great.  Panic every time some idiot hears a handshaking tone for the next 12 years.

"The University Police department has given an all clear for students, staff, and faculty to re-enter the physics building after finding out the offending noise was an incoming fax."
 
2014-01-05 09:46:25 PM  

vudukungfu: OtherLittleGuy: kronicfeld: [inagorillacostume.com image 500x778]

This just in: Cambridge and Boston shut down when a floppy disk was discovered in an abandoned locker in the Barker Library at MIT.

CNN has reported a second modem has hit the pentagon.


Damn that's funny. But where is the evidence of said modem?!?
 
2014-01-05 09:47:00 PM  

Laobaojun: Ummm...  Snowden's thumb drive has caused an awful lot of injury.


Well they shouldn't have handed them out at the CIA Christmas party.
 
2014-01-05 09:48:42 PM  

PanicMan: No injuries related to the incident were reported.

Has a thumb drive ever caused an injury?


I hurt myself facepalming a few weeks ago when one of my customers found one in the parking lot at lunch.

Him: "Cool. Free USB stick!"
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-05 09:49:15 PM  

macross87: vudukungfu: OtherLittleGuy: kronicfeld: [inagorillacostume.com image 500x778]

This just in: Cambridge and Boston shut down when a floppy disk was discovered in an abandoned locker in the Barker Library at MIT.

CNN has reported a second modem has hit the pentagon.

Damn that's funny. But where is the evidence of said modem?!?


There is also a modem in Pennsylvania that everyone in New York will ignore.
 
2014-01-05 09:50:04 PM  
the flash drive was found ominously taped to a bathroom wall.

You would think they used thumbscrews instead of tape  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thumbscrew_%28torture%29  to make it ominous
 
2014-01-05 09:50:51 PM  

Laobaojun: Ummm...  Snowden's thumb drive has caused an awful lot of injury.


i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-05 09:51:09 PM  
Do I have to be the one to point out it where it was "stored" before being extricated in the lavatory?
 
2014-01-05 09:51:33 PM  

Capo Del Bandito: good reporter could have found


And the NSA could have plausibly denied the word of your civilian reporter. Remember when the guy stood in front of Congress and said the non-denial denial? Snowden released a whole lot of tangible proof, un-pausibly-deniable proof, that the NSA was doing something interesting.
 
2014-01-05 09:53:08 PM  

hardinparamedic: Someone's dead drop went arry.


Just look around; you'll find it.

www.catsafterme.com
 
2014-01-05 09:55:30 PM  
heh. free thumb drive. maybe weird porn. snag.
 
2014-01-05 09:56:02 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Wanted for questioning.
 
2014-01-05 09:56:51 PM  
IoSaturnalia
PanicMan: No injuries related to the incident were reported.
Has a thumb drive ever caused an injury?
I hurt myself facepalming a few weeks ago when one of my customers found one in the parking lot at lunch.
Him: "Cool. Free USB stick!"


Free USB sticks and free mice are awsome!
 
2014-01-05 09:56:55 PM  

PanicMan: No injuries related to the incident were reported.

Has a thumb drive ever caused an injury?



Wanker's elbow. Though technically, it's not the drive's fault.
 
2014-01-05 09:57:23 PM  
That's not a dead drop, that's way to obvious. That's possibly the macguffin to draw attention away from whatever actually went down on the plane though.
 
2014-01-05 09:57:46 PM  

d23: macross87: vudukungfu: OtherLittleGuy: kronicfeld: [inagorillacostume.com image 500x778]

This just in: Cambridge and Boston shut down when a floppy disk was discovered in an abandoned locker in the Barker Library at MIT.

CNN has reported a second modem has hit the pentagon.

Damn that's funny. But where is the evidence of said modem?!?

There is also a modem in Pennsylvania that everyone in New York will ignore.


Where's the football?  We may have launch the ISDNs.
 
2014-01-05 09:58:51 PM  

Laobaojun: Snowden's thumb drive has caused an awful lot of injury.


Like what?
 
2014-01-05 10:00:43 PM  

austin_millbarge: Laobaojun: Snowden's thumb drive has caused an awful lot of injury.

Like what?


Many, many noses have been bent out of shape.
 
2014-01-05 10:02:20 PM  

Forty-Two: the flash drive was found ominously taped to a bathroom wall.

That combination of words makes me giggle.



I would have went with "malevolently," but that's just me.
 
2014-01-05 10:04:44 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x332]

Wanted for questioning.


Duct Tape Baby is watching you poop.

And probably pooping along with you.
 
2014-01-05 10:05:00 PM  
And this is where I chuckle about how funny it is to think that everyone on board has gone through the pillar of "security" that is the TSA before boarding the aircraft.  Yet, they have to divert, do the 12" extended remix of the dog and pony show to "secure" the aircraft, blah blah blah.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-01-05 10:05:04 PM  
Snarfangel
Forty-Two: the flash drive was found ominously taped to a bathroom wall.
That combination of words makes me giggle.
I would have went with "malevolently," but that's just me.IoSaturnalia


Everyone has their own personal kink, to me the most interesting thing about a camera in a plane restroom would be watching people try to move around.
 
2014-01-05 10:05:14 PM  

austin_millbarge: Laobaojun: Snowden's thumb drive has caused an awful lot of injury.

Like what?


Lots of government butthurt.
 
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