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(TMZ)   Much like boxing, Evander Holyfield believes gays can be "fixed"   (tmz.com) divider line 48
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2014-01-05 08:33:15 PM
Why do people care what someone who spent his life getting punched in the face, and blew all of his money has to say.  Also why would anyone be surprised when what he says is incredibly stupid.
 
2014-01-05 08:33:22 PM
Does he mean "fixed" in the sense of "curing" their gayness, or does he mean it in the sense of having their gonads removed?

'Cause one is rather unlikely, and the second isn't covered under Obamacare.

Yet.
 
2014-01-05 08:34:19 PM
Just like your ear, it can't ever be the same as it was.
 
2014-01-05 08:37:57 PM
Why the outrage? He just proved that in order to believe such a thing, you can't have many working brain cells.
 
2014-01-05 08:47:29 PM
I like Mike Tyson just a little bit more today.
 
2014-01-05 08:52:07 PM
Reproduction generally isn't an issue with teh gheys
 
2014-01-05 09:00:50 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
Fixing boxing doesn't always turn out the way you want.
 
2014-01-05 09:02:57 PM
So can heteroes be fixed as well? My life would be a lot easier if I wasn't attracted to women.
 
2014-01-05 09:04:49 PM
Well, to be fair, Evander was pretty yummy to at least one guy.

faraitoday.com
 
2014-01-05 09:17:50 PM

Lando Lincoln: So can heteroes be fixed as well? My life would be a lot easier if I wasn't attracted to women.




Wouldn't matter, the gays wouldn't want you either...
 
2014-01-05 09:22:51 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Lando Lincoln: So can heteroes be fixed as well? My life would be a lot easier if I wasn't attracted to women.

Wouldn't matter, the gays wouldn't want you either...


I try to tell people that. Being bi doesn't mean you get to have your cake and eat it too; it means you get rejected twice as often.
 
2014-01-05 09:25:28 PM

Darth_Lukecash: Lando Lincoln: So can heteroes be fixed as well? My life would be a lot easier if I wasn't attracted to women.

Wouldn't matter, the gays wouldn't want you either...


Post a pic and let us decide. EIP.
 
2014-01-05 09:51:59 PM

Lando Lincoln: So can heteroes be fixed as well? My life would be a lot easier if I wasn't attracted to women.


s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-01-05 10:19:14 PM

Tom_Slick: Why do people care what someone who spent his life getting punched in the face, and blew all of his money has to say.  Also why would anyone be surprised when what he says is incredibly stupid.


And why is this going to the sports tab?
 
2014-01-05 10:35:42 PM
The wikipedia page on Big Brother UK based whining is pretty funny.
They should break down and just have a show about a strip club where you buy the strippers coffee instead of alcohol, so they talk about their nonsensical views while being naked.
 
2014-01-05 11:08:49 PM
I believe whatever Evander Holyfield believes is completely irrelevant to intelligent people.
 
2014-01-05 11:13:12 PM
Of course you can fix it.  Neutering has been around for a long time
 
2014-01-05 11:15:06 PM
Never let a man with half an ear bend your ear on his pet subject.
 
2014-01-05 11:52:32 PM
I had no idea Evander Holyfield was gay.

Learn somethin' new every day, I guess.
 
2014-01-06 12:25:59 AM

Tom_Slick: Why do people care what someone who spent his life getting punched in the face, and blew all of his money has to say.  Also why would anyone be surprised when what he says is incredibly stupid


Came here to say almost the same thing word for word.  This is the most non-shocking news today..

"Dummy says dumb shiat.. More news at 11"
 
2014-01-06 12:53:47 AM
I'm gay and I'm fixed.

Got a vasectomy after my second child was born.
 
2014-01-06 03:51:32 AM
Still no cure for stupid
 
2014-01-06 07:12:09 AM
Gays can be fixed just like anyone else.

Ask your local plastic surgeon. They'll tell it don't matter what goes into your butt, they all use the same bleach.
 
2014-01-06 07:35:21 AM
I might actually care about what he had to say if he had a cool little grill to sell.
 
2014-01-06 07:44:05 AM

Ghastly: I'm gay and I'm fixed.

Got a vasectomy after my second child was born.


I suspect you were doing it wrong.
 
2014-01-06 08:07:46 AM
Meh.  Myopic, ill-informed opinion from Evander, but it's his belief and Big Brother is supposed to be about real people (I think I just puked a little).  Shame on the producers for ripping him a new one over it.  I say let public opinion decide what they think about him and his beliefs.  He'll get his PR comeuppance after he's evicted.  Let him upset people in the meantime.  Isn't annoying people a lot of what Big Brother exists for?
 
2014-01-06 08:12:23 AM

dittybopper: Ghastly: I'm gay and I'm fixed.

Got a vasectomy after my second child was born.

I suspect you were doing it wrong.


I dabbled in vaginas for awhile but felt I'd pretty much taken it as far as I could. I'd done some brilliant solo work with penis so I thought I'd branch out and do some collaborations in that medium.
 
2014-01-06 09:53:36 AM
Straight people can be fixed as well.  As well asFido.
 
2014-01-06 10:00:29 AM

Ghastly: dittybopper: Ghastly: I'm gay and I'm fixed.

Got a vasectomy after my second child was born.

I suspect you were doing it wrong.

I dabbled in vaginas for awhile but felt I'd pretty much taken it as far as I could. I'd done some brilliant solo work with penis so I thought I'd branch out and do some collaborations in that medium.


ah, a true renaissance man.
 
2014-01-06 10:24:50 AM

Peki: Darth_Lukecash: Lando Lincoln: So can heteroes be fixed as well? My life would be a lot easier if I wasn't attracted to women.

Wouldn't matter, the gays wouldn't want you either...

I try to tell people that. Being bi doesn't mean you get to have your cake and eat it too; it means you get rejected twice as often.


Yes, but you would have double the opportunities.
 
2014-01-06 10:38:44 AM

elguerodiablo: Ghastly: dittybopper: Ghastly: I'm gay and I'm fixed.

Got a vasectomy after my second child was born.

I suspect you were doing it wrong.

I dabbled in vaginas for awhile but felt I'd pretty much taken it as far as I could. I'd done some brilliant solo work with penis so I thought I'd branch out and do some collaborations in that medium.

ah, a true renaissance man.


He certainly seems to have a feel for his work.
 
2014-01-06 11:23:36 AM
You just punch them as hard as you can.... Punch punch punch, then gold them down and fark them in the ass as hard as you can. They will put a stop to it
 
2014-01-06 11:35:07 AM

Mjeck: gold them down


That could get rather expensive.
 
2014-01-06 11:39:18 AM
Know what else can't be fixed?

CTE
 
2014-01-06 11:57:32 AM
Can you imagine? When we all know for a fact that every single person on earth's sexual orientation is set at birth?!?
 
2014-01-06 12:57:44 PM
I bet gays in places like Uganda wish they could just go to the doctor and get it "fixed".
 
2014-01-06 01:00:31 PM

Dr Dreidel: Know what else can't be fixed?

CTE


... which is actually a little tiny bit different from dimentia pugilistica.
 
2014-01-06 01:34:32 PM

styckx: Tom_Slick: Why do people care what someone who spent his life getting punched in the face, and blew all of his money has to say.  Also why would anyone be surprised when what he says is incredibly stupid

Came here to say almost the same thing word for word.  This is the most non-shocking news today..

"Dummy says dumb shiat.. More news at 11"


Hey did you hear about that Duck Dynasty dude?
 
2014-01-06 03:23:41 PM

Peki: Darth_Lukecash: Lando Lincoln: So can heteroes be fixed as well? My life would be a lot easier if I wasn't attracted to women.

Wouldn't matter, the gays wouldn't want you either...

I try to tell people that. Being bi doesn't mean you get to have your cake and eat it too; it means you get rejected twice as often.


As a ginger male Im sure if I switched from just women to both it would just doubledown rejection rather than doubling action.
 
2014-01-06 04:27:04 PM

Oldiron_79: Peki: Darth_Lukecash: Lando Lincoln: So can heteroes be fixed as well? My life would be a lot easier if I wasn't attracted to women.

Wouldn't matter, the gays wouldn't want you either...

I try to tell people that. Being bi doesn't mean you get to have your cake and eat it too; it means you get rejected twice as often.

As a ginger male Im sure if I switched from just women to both it would just doubledown rejection rather than doubling action.


You'd have to have a soul to find a soul mate.

/also ginger :)
 
2014-01-06 04:40:30 PM

sephjnr: Oldiron_79: Peki: Darth_Lukecash: Lando Lincoln: So can heteroes be fixed as well? My life would be a lot easier if I wasn't attracted to women.

Wouldn't matter, the gays wouldn't want you either...

I try to tell people that. Being bi doesn't mean you get to have your cake and eat it too; it means you get rejected twice as often.

As a ginger male Im sure if I switched from just women to both it would just doubledown rejection rather than doubling action.

You'd have to have a soul to find a soul mate.

/also ginger :)


I'm gonna call b.s. on you being a ginger we don't lack souls we gain a new freckle for every one we steal.
 
2014-01-06 05:39:32 PM
Two guys doing teh ghey = evil

Having 11 children with eight different women and then failing to pay child support despite making a quarter billion dollars in his career = "It's my weakness"

Seriously, I read his autobiography and that's all he has to say about his comically serial infidelity.  "It's my weakness".

Well okay then, Mr. Holier-Than-Me.
 
2014-01-06 06:16:35 PM
"How can I help you, sir?"

"Yes...my heterosexuality seems to be broken. Or it needs a serious tune-up, at least."

"Well, let's get you up on the rack and we'll take a look then."
 
2014-01-06 06:34:43 PM
Next we'll have to hear about how it's 'hateful' or 'bigoted' to have an issue with 'his beliefs'.

If your religion tells you to be a bigot then you are a bigot, just own up to that and quit trying to pretend that because it's your religion that the rest of us are not allowed to call you what you are.
 
2014-01-06 07:31:51 PM
I've been fixed and I'm not even ghey. Whaddyaknow?
 
2014-01-07 05:54:49 AM
Whether his belief is politically correct or not, doesn't he have the right to at least speak out what he thinks without being harassed about it? Each one of us, no matter how socially accepted our beliefs are, are keeping something in our mind that has the potential to cause society to get mad at us. Nobody is pure and society's beliefs change from time to time.

As long as he doesn't hurt anyone physically or he doesn't harass gay people and he just keeps to himself, then I see no problem with him voicing out his disagreement with people being gay. It's just like how we can't really fault certain people for failing to differentiate a moon from a supernova, not everyone has access to scientific knowledge or facts.
 
2014-01-07 07:26:29 AM

GreenSun: Whether his belief is politically correct or not, doesn't he have the right to at least speak out what he thinks without being harassed about it?


Not really, no.  Free speech swings both ways.  He's got the right to say it, and we've got the right to openly agree or disagree as we see fit.  As long as none of us crosses any lines into actual, for-real, actionable harassment, we're doing the exact same thing as he is, speaking his mind about a topic in the news.

The antidote to speech you find abhorrent is more speech, not less.
 
2014-01-07 10:22:30 AM

Richard Roma: Two guys doing teh ghey = evil

Having 11 children with eight different women and then failing to pay child support despite making a quarter billion dollars in his career = "It's my weakness"

Seriously, I read his autobiography and that's all he has to say about his comically serial infidelity.  "It's my weakness".

Well okay then, Mr. Holier-Than-Me.


This type of so-called "Christian" hypocrite is why I don't go to church anymore.  Do as I say, not as I do.

/He threw head butts in the ring too.
 
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