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(RealClear)   What's worse than crashing your plane in Aspen and killing your co-pilot? Doing it in front of LeAnn Rimes and Kevin Nealon   (realclear.com) divider line 23
    More: Sad, Aspen, Kevin Nealon, LeAnn Rimes, wind gust  
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10760 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jan 2014 at 10:43 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-05 11:17:43 PM  
4 votes:
The last words uttered by the pilot were "Hey, look down there, Kevin Nealon and Leanne Rimes."
2014-01-05 11:25:34 PM  
2 votes:

baconbeard: dewright_ca: megarian: dewright_ca: Wow, there must be a shiat-load of multi-platinum selling artists on fark to call her B-List

lol now we know LeAnn's Fark account.

No, not even a huge fan of hers... a few songs are good... just the snark is strong in the studmen tonight

If you love her so much, why don't you marry her?


Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh SNAP!
2014-01-05 11:17:45 PM  
2 votes:

dewright_ca: Wow, there must be a shiat-load of multi-platinum selling artists on fark to call her B-List


I'll have you know my last album went aluminum.
2014-01-05 11:17:32 PM  
2 votes:

dewright_ca: Wow, there must be a shiat-load of multi-platinum selling artists on fark to call her B-List


lol now we know LeAnn's Fark account.
2014-01-05 11:01:30 PM  
2 votes:
I guess Kevin Nealon was whelmed.
2014-01-06 12:21:02 PM  
1 votes:
Comedian Kevin Nealon sent a series of tweets about the crash through @kevin_nealon.
His first one said, "Horrible plane crash here at Aspen airport.
(Awesome!  I thought this was going to be a boring morning.) Exploded into flames as it was landing. (Is it illegal to tweet pictures of the dying?) I think it was a private jet.  (God, stop thinking of the bag of marshmallows in your luggage!)" Later he tweeted, "Airport is closed now. I think I'll drive back to LA after seeing that."  (Perfect excuse for two more days of drunken whoring before returning to the old Ball and Chain.)
2014-01-06 10:57:02 AM  
1 votes:
What's worse than crashing your plane in Aspen and killing your co-pilot?

Having God as your co-pilot.

You killed Yahweh! You bastard!
2014-01-06 03:08:40 AM  
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: Wake Up Sheeple: Kevin Nealon and LeAnn Rimes are together?

Hey, what happens in Aspen, stays in Aspen.


Hey LeAnn, you want to get a drink sex? Just a casual sex thing.
2014-01-06 02:39:11 AM  
1 votes:

Wake Up Sheeple: Kevin Nealon and LeAnn Rimes are together?


Hey, what happens in Aspen, stays in Aspen.
2014-01-05 11:29:01 PM  
1 votes:

theflatline: How can Kevin Nealon afford Aspen?


He has "pictures" of Dana Carvey.
2014-01-05 11:28:57 PM  
1 votes:

theflatline: How can Kevin Nealon afford Aspen?


They give the seasonal workers three hots and a cot.
2014-01-05 11:24:47 PM  
1 votes:

dewright_ca: megarian: dewright_ca: Wow, there must be a shiat-load of multi-platinum selling artists on fark to call her B-List

lol now we know LeAnn's Fark account.

No, not even a huge fan of hers... a few songs are good... just the snark is strong in the studmen tonight


If you love her so much, why don't you marry her?
2014-01-05 11:19:30 PM  
1 votes:
The last time I crashed a plane it was featured on "World's Dumbest" and I've had to live through Tanya Harding making fun of me and my piloting abilities.

Now that's just heartbreaking, having Tanya f*cking Harding taking cheap shots at you.

*sigh*
2014-01-05 11:18:17 PM  
1 votes:
I think I know why Kwvin Nealon picked this weekend to vacation in Colorado.
2014-01-05 11:16:26 PM  
1 votes:

Strongbeerrules: My Plymouth Aspen popped the hood when I slammed on the brakes.


Check engine. See if it is still in place.
2014-01-05 11:10:54 PM  
1 votes:
I once farted outside of Buckingham Palace. I don't think the Queen noticed but I was still embarrassed. I know how these folks feel.
2014-01-05 11:10:32 PM  
1 votes:
Feel the flow, feel it. It's circular. Its like a carousel-- you pay the quarter, you get on the plane. It goes up and down and around, hits the tarmac, explodes...
2014-01-05 11:06:49 PM  
1 votes:

Prey4reign: Peaceboy: I hope when I go in a fiery ball of death it's some A-list celeb who witnesses it and decides to drive back to L.A. instead.  George Clooney, maybe, he seems like a decent guy.

With my luck, it'd be someone more along the lines of Miley Cyrus or one of the Kardashians.


In that case, I'd hope your pilot would have better aim.
2014-01-05 11:06:10 PM  
1 votes:
Then how about Tanya Tucker and Colin Quinn?
2014-01-05 11:00:58 PM  
1 votes:

Strongbeerrules: My Plymouth Aspen popped the hood when I slammed on the brakes.


Sounds like a convenience feature.
2014-01-05 10:59:40 PM  
1 votes:
My Plymouth Aspen popped the hood when I slammed on the brakes.
2014-01-05 10:53:20 PM  
1 votes:
I don't know, Lloyd...  the French are assholes.
2014-01-05 08:42:13 PM  
1 votes:
On the bright side, somebody (NTSB) is finally going to read one of my aircraft configuration/maintenance manuals.
 
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