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(RealClear)   What's worse than crashing your plane in Aspen and killing your co-pilot? Doing it in front of LeAnn Rimes and Kevin Nealon   (realclear.com) divider line 83
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2014-01-05 08:42:13 PM  
On the bright side, somebody (NTSB) is finally going to read one of my aircraft configuration/maintenance manuals.
 
2014-01-05 08:45:58 PM  
Aspen, where the town vs. gown can get all shooty.
 
2014-01-05 08:50:23 PM  
I hope when I go in a fiery ball of death it's some A-list celeb who witnesses it and decides to drive back to L.A. instead.  George Clooney, maybe, he seems like a decent guy.
 
2014-01-05 09:18:46 PM  
I'm confused. Why am I supposed to care that a couple of B-list celebrities saw it? Heck, this is Aspen -- you can barely crash a plane there without landing on top of a couple of B-listers.
 
2014-01-05 09:27:00 PM  
Where? I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
 
2014-01-05 09:43:29 PM  
The official said the passengers aboard were three Mexican men. He declined to release their names, citing security reasons.

It appears Obama's plan to use Mexican nationals to confiscate our guns has hit its first hitch...
 
2014-01-05 09:44:35 PM  

czetie: I'm confused. Why am I supposed to care that a couple of B-list celebrities saw it? Heck, this is Aspen -- you can barely crash a plane there without landing on top of a couple of B-listers.


Well what do you expect? It's after New Year's, the A-listers have all left.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2014-01-05 10:47:05 PM  
that's news to me.
 
2014-01-05 10:51:12 PM  
After Leann saw that crash, how did she ever ever survive? How did she how did she how did she live?
 
2014-01-05 10:52:58 PM  

Peaceboy: I hope when I go in a fiery ball of death it's some A-list celeb who witnesses it and decides to drive back to L.A. instead.  George Clooney, maybe, he seems like a decent guy.


With my luck, it'd be someone more along the lines of Miley Cyrus or one of the Kardashians.
 
2014-01-05 10:53:20 PM  
I don't know, Lloyd...  the French are assholes.
 
2014-01-05 10:54:32 PM  
That plane used to belong to Vince McMahon
 
2014-01-05 10:54:37 PM  
That's the ticket.

/Fark get your game on
 
2014-01-05 10:57:51 PM  
I'll just leave this here:

content.hollywire.com
 
2014-01-05 10:59:07 PM  

jmr61: I'll just leave this here:


That's a lot of airbrushing. Most pictures nowadays, she looks like a mutant.
 
2014-01-05 10:59:40 PM  
My Plymouth Aspen popped the hood when I slammed on the brakes.
 
2014-01-05 11:00:05 PM  
Wow, that pilot sure must be red in the face!
 
2014-01-05 11:00:58 PM  

Strongbeerrules: My Plymouth Aspen popped the hood when I slammed on the brakes.


Sounds like a convenience feature.
 
2014-01-05 11:01:30 PM  
I guess Kevin Nealon was whelmed.
 
2014-01-05 11:01:38 PM  
omg that would be so embarrassing!
 
2014-01-05 11:02:46 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Strongbeerrules: My Plymouth Aspen popped the hood when I slammed on the brakes.

Sounds like a convenience feature.



Ha!
 
2014-01-05 11:06:10 PM  
Then how about Tanya Tucker and Colin Quinn?
 
2014-01-05 11:06:49 PM  

Prey4reign: Peaceboy: I hope when I go in a fiery ball of death it's some A-list celeb who witnesses it and decides to drive back to L.A. instead.  George Clooney, maybe, he seems like a decent guy.

With my luck, it'd be someone more along the lines of Miley Cyrus or one of the Kardashians.


In that case, I'd hope your pilot would have better aim.
 
2014-01-05 11:10:32 PM  
Feel the flow, feel it. It's circular. Its like a carousel-- you pay the quarter, you get on the plane. It goes up and down and around, hits the tarmac, explodes...
 
2014-01-05 11:10:45 PM  
Finally, Kevin Nealon is relevant again.
 
2014-01-05 11:10:54 PM  
I once farted outside of Buckingham Palace. I don't think the Queen noticed but I was still embarrassed. I know how these folks feel.
 
2014-01-05 11:15:38 PM  
Wow, there must be a shiat-load of multi-platinum selling artists on fark to call her B-List
 
2014-01-05 11:16:26 PM  

Strongbeerrules: My Plymouth Aspen popped the hood when I slammed on the brakes.


Check engine. See if it is still in place.
 
2014-01-05 11:16:43 PM  
Kevin Nealon is alive?
 
2014-01-05 11:17:32 PM  

dewright_ca: Wow, there must be a shiat-load of multi-platinum selling artists on fark to call her B-List


lol now we know LeAnn's Fark account.
 
2014-01-05 11:17:43 PM  
The last words uttered by the pilot were "Hey, look down there, Kevin Nealon and Leanne Rimes."
 
2014-01-05 11:17:45 PM  

dewright_ca: Wow, there must be a shiat-load of multi-platinum selling artists on fark to call her B-List


I'll have you know my last album went aluminum.
 
2014-01-05 11:18:17 PM  
I think I know why Kwvin Nealon picked this weekend to vacation in Colorado.
 
2014-01-05 11:19:30 PM  
The last time I crashed a plane it was featured on "World's Dumbest" and I've had to live through Tanya Harding making fun of me and my piloting abilities.

Now that's just heartbreaking, having Tanya f*cking Harding taking cheap shots at you.

*sigh*
 
2014-01-05 11:20:23 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Prey4reign: Peaceboy: I hope when I go in a fiery ball of death it's some A-list celeb who witnesses it and decides to drive back to L.A. instead.  George Clooney, maybe, he seems like a decent guy.

With my luck, it'd be someone more along the lines of Miley Cyrus or one of the Kardashians.

In that case, I'd hope your pilot would have better aim.


Thank you for making the last minute of my reading time worthwhile.
 
2014-01-05 11:22:27 PM  

megarian: dewright_ca: Wow, there must be a shiat-load of multi-platinum selling artists on fark to call her B-List

lol now we know LeAnn's Fark account.


No, not even a huge fan of hers... a few songs are good... just the snark is strong in the studmen tonight
 
2014-01-05 11:23:05 PM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Kevin Nealon is alive?


Lee-Ann Rimes is alive?
 
2014-01-05 11:24:25 PM  
I have no idea who either of those people are, but apparently they're important.
 
2014-01-05 11:24:44 PM  
It was just like the Superdome......just like the Superdooooooome.
 
2014-01-05 11:24:47 PM  

dewright_ca: megarian: dewright_ca: Wow, there must be a shiat-load of multi-platinum selling artists on fark to call her B-List

lol now we know LeAnn's Fark account.

No, not even a huge fan of hers... a few songs are good... just the snark is strong in the studmen tonight


If you love her so much, why don't you marry her?
 
2014-01-05 11:25:30 PM  

foo monkey: I think I know why Kwvin Nealon picked this weekend to vacation in Colorado.

lol
 
2014-01-05 11:25:34 PM  

baconbeard: dewright_ca: megarian: dewright_ca: Wow, there must be a shiat-load of multi-platinum selling artists on fark to call her B-List

lol now we know LeAnn's Fark account.

No, not even a huge fan of hers... a few songs are good... just the snark is strong in the studmen tonight

If you love her so much, why don't you marry her?


Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh SNAP!
 
2014-01-05 11:26:02 PM  

farkingismybusiness: Where? I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.


Unless you're an old person. Then you go to Miami.
 
2014-01-05 11:26:18 PM  
How can Kevin Nealon afford Aspen?
 
2014-01-05 11:28:57 PM  

theflatline: How can Kevin Nealon afford Aspen?


They give the seasonal workers three hots and a cot.
 
2014-01-05 11:29:00 PM  
drug runners
 
2014-01-05 11:29:01 PM  

theflatline: How can Kevin Nealon afford Aspen?


He has "pictures" of Dana Carvey.
 
2014-01-05 11:31:32 PM  

dewright_ca: megarian: dewright_ca: Wow, there must be a shiat-load of multi-platinum selling artists on fark to call her B-List

lol now we know LeAnn's Fark account.

No, not even a huge fan of hers... a few songs are good... just the snark is strong in the studmen tonight


I have never been able to see what color eyes she has. I'm sorry, but she is the very definition off ass-face. Even worse when she's underweight.
 
2014-01-05 11:37:27 PM  

baconbeard: dewright_ca: megarian: dewright_ca: Wow, there must be a shiat-load of multi-platinum selling artists on fark to call her B-List

lol now we know LeAnn's Fark account.

No, not even a huge fan of hers... a few songs are good... just the snark is strong in the studmen tonight

If you love her so much, why don't you marry her?


go for it
if you can stand the crazy and narcissium
also she loves teh buttzekz
it's a factoid
 
2014-01-05 11:40:00 PM  
baconbeard: dewright_ca: megarian: dewright_ca: Wow, there must be a shiat-load of multi-platinum selling artists on fark to call her B-List

lol now we know LeAnn's Fark account.

No, not even a huge fan of hers... a few songs are good... just the snark is strong in the studmen tonight

If you love her so much, why don't you marry her?


IN THE FACE!!
 
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