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(NFL)   If you're a sideline reporter at the Packers game trying to stay warm, what's the most logical solution? Why an ice shanty, of course   (nfl.com) divider line 25
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2014-01-05 07:20:49 PM
She's doing it wrong. In these parts it's all about the Frabill. I take it they didn't hire John Gillespie as a consultant
 
2014-01-05 07:31:25 PM
Doesn't look like the Ice Shacks from my youth in Maine, those usually had wood stoves and that old threadbare chair from you bachelor uncle's living room.
 
2014-01-05 07:42:22 PM
That looks like a tent where Bubba and Mason decided that by having anal sex, they would stall the proliferation on negros, wetbacks, and them pesky queers from taking over their ice-hole.

All in the name of Jesus, of course.
 
2014-01-05 07:52:02 PM
I'll bet SF wins
 
2014-01-05 07:53:49 PM
I'd fish her ice hole in that shanty.
 
2014-01-05 07:55:48 PM
And a full box of tissues for wiping GB tears.
 
2014-01-05 07:55:58 PM
Proving once again that female sideline reporters bring nothing of substance to the game.
 
2014-01-05 07:57:02 PM
I'd keep her warm.
 
2014-01-05 08:01:10 PM

Rodeodoc: Proving once again that female sideline reporters bring nothing of substance to the game.


If I could edit your quote on my phone I would cross out female.
 
2014-01-05 08:01:51 PM
"Sorry, this video no longer available m"
 
2014-01-05 08:23:55 PM
Or, and I know this is crazy, you could do the game without sideline reporters.

I know, I know. Who would keep us informed about what the coaches had for lunch without sideline reporters? Who would give us important injury updates specifying a player is out with "a knee" or "a shoulder"?

I don't know, and I'm not sure the NFL would survive without moderately attractive women with questionable sport knowledge on the sideline spouting worthless information. But I'm willing to try it.
 
2014-01-05 08:24:03 PM
Video please.
 
2014-01-05 08:25:44 PM
30 second commercial? No thanks
 
2014-01-05 08:36:55 PM

Rodeodoc: Proving once again that female sideline reporters bring nothing of substance to the game.


Hey now, 1:08 of free advertising is substantial for an NFL game.

Just kidding, its because something something gender-equity.
 
2014-01-05 08:38:14 PM

Rodeodoc: Proving once again that female sideline reporters bring nothing of substance to the game.


You are 100% correct.  It has risen to the level of being a joke.
 
2014-01-05 09:01:45 PM
Yeah, but did they CATCH anything? Any damn fool can just sit in an ice shanty.
 
2014-01-05 09:14:46 PM

Lando Lincoln: Yeah, but did they CATCH anything? Any damn fool can just sit in an ice shanty.


You've missed the point of fishing.
 
2014-01-05 09:17:56 PM

Lando Lincoln: Yeah, but did they CATCHDRINK anything? Any damn fool can just sit in an ice shanty.


FTFY
 
2014-01-05 09:19:53 PM
 had to watch it on mute. Did I miss any good commentary?
 
2014-01-05 09:37:24 PM
An iced Shandy - why I'd love one!

/Wait, where's the Liney's?
 
2014-01-05 10:04:11 PM

js34603: Or, and I know this is crazy, you could do the game without sideline reporters.

I know, I know. Who would keep us informed about what the coaches had for lunch without sideline reporters? Who would give us important injury updates specifying a player is out with "a knee" or "a shoulder"?

I don't know, and I'm not sure the NFL would survive without moderately attractive women with questionable sport knowledge on the sideline spouting worthless information. But I'm willing to try it.


But then who would the league have to threaten the players to talk to?
 
2014-01-05 10:08:20 PM

js34603: I don't know, and I'm not sure the NFL would survive without moderately attractive women with questionable sport knowledge on the sideline spouting worthless information. But I'm willing to try it.


They put scads of the male version in the booth and/or Sports Center.  I swear ESPN makes being hit in the head repeatedly with a crowbar part of the interview process.

"Have you ever seen a football?"
"Once."
"Okay, sit still and watch this film clip while we brain you with this iron bar repeatedly"
**WHAM, WHAM, WHAM, WHAM, WHAM** [clip of a QB sending a ball deep into the nosebleed section]
"What did you see?"
"It is criminal the receiver dropped that ball.  That is a catch he just has to make!"
"You're hired.  Report to the booth on Sunday."
 
2014-01-06 12:08:52 AM
I thought that they were referring to something like a Bud Ice and lemonade.  You know, to make American beer palatable.
 
2014-01-06 04:22:31 AM

fatalvenom: That looks like a tent where Bubba and Mason decided that by having anal sex, they would stall the proliferation on negros, wetbacks, and them pesky queers from taking over their ice-hole.

All in the name of Jesus, of course.


You sound edgy. Are you edgy or just Boston normal?
 
2014-01-06 11:49:52 AM

flynn80: I'd fish her ice hole in that shanty.


CSB time.  I have a friend who has worked for ESPN in Bristol for about 15 years.  He told me, back when Dales used to work for the network, that he has never met a bigger biatch in his whole life. She was married at the time and when ever a new guy on the crew would even talk to her, she would make sure to point out the wedding ring.  When she was fired for biatching about not getting to fly first class, people on the crew she worked with could not have been happier.  The executives were so happy about it there were rumors they made the travel changes to get her, and others to break their contacts because they knew exactly who would biatch about it.
 
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