Longtime Lurker: $250?It's $25,000 to harass a dolphin in Florida./yet, people do it everyday sadly.
llachlan: Need_MindBleach: They hazed the moose? So what, the moose is now an official member of their secret suburban teen dumbass club? Words, people, they have meanings.Dictionaries: how do they work?Haze1.To persecute or harass with meaningless, difficult, or humiliating tasks.Also, I've been treed by a moose - never been so scared in my life and that includes two motorcycle crashes and being shot at.
Wanted for questioning.
Monkeyfark Ridiculous: DNRTFA, what meaningless or humiliating tasks did they require of the moose?
Mock26: emersonbiggins: ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos."The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."Yeah, I'll bet federal authorities totally don't know about exif data or anything.That is why you should always take a screen capture of your image and post that instead of the original image.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: There shøuld be zerø tølerance for møøse abøøse
Chinesenookiefactory: [i40.tinypic.com image 584x316]Sorry Folks. Slope's closed. The moose out front should have told you.
Canton: I've said it before and I'll say it again. Never underestimate hoofed ungulates. Even the domestic species can be dangerous if you don't know how to handle them. (Cows kill what, 20 people in the US per year?) Don't mess with moose. You'd think that'd be common sense...These guys were lucky to get off with a fine.
Rozinante: Moose are dangerous. Way more than black bear. I've startled both in the woods, and the bear runs the other way.Here, if you did that the fine would be closer to $25,000.
Need_MindBleach: They hazed the moose? So what, the moose is now an official member of their secret suburban teen dumbass club? Words, people, they have meanings.
meow said the dog: Danger Avoid Death: A moose once hazed my sister. No, really!Good.
Danger Avoid Death: A moose once hazed my sister. No, really!
drjekel_mrhyde: Where is the video?
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