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(KXLH Helena)   Dumbass teens haze moose on ski run, then post it to Facebook with the caption,"Just chasing a moose while snowboarding...no big deal." National Forest officials: "Is your $250 fine a big deal?"   (kxlh.com) divider line 34
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2014-01-05 07:09:42 PM
8 votes:
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2014-01-05 05:57:33 PM
8 votes:
There shøuld be zerø  tølerance for møøse abøøse
2014-01-05 06:43:42 PM
5 votes:
He was just getting revenge for that one who bit his sister.
2014-01-05 07:10:42 PM
4 votes:
This article received the LAUGHTERINGS OLs from me because if you read this you will see the author of the piece did the forgetting to close the quotation mark in one paragraph to make this appear as the quote did the continuation! LAUGHTER OL learn to do the writings people!
2014-01-05 08:37:26 PM
3 votes:

Longtime Lurker: $250?

It's $25,000 to harass a dolphin in Florida.

/yet, people do it everyday sadly.


Well maybe if they don't like being harassed they should make the playoffs next year.
2014-01-05 08:10:25 PM
3 votes:

llachlan: Need_MindBleach: They hazed the moose? So what, the moose is now an official member of their secret suburban teen dumbass club? Words, people, they have meanings.

Dictionaries: how do they work?

Haze
1.To persecute or harass with meaningless, difficult, or humiliating tasks.

Also, I've been treed by a moose - never been so scared in my life and that includes two motorcycle crashes and being shot at.


All by the same moose?! Wtf did you do, piss in its cornflakes???
2014-01-05 07:42:12 PM
3 votes:
i40.tinypic.com

Sorry Folks. Slope's closed. The moose out front should have told you.
2014-01-05 07:21:27 PM
3 votes:

static.comicvine.com


Wanted for questioning.

2014-01-05 07:15:55 PM
3 votes:
I just want to ask those kids one thing: Wossamotta U?
2014-01-05 08:12:24 PM
2 votes:

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: DNRTFA, what meaningless or humiliating tasks did they require of the moose?


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2014-01-05 07:59:32 PM
2 votes:
Møøse trained by                                   YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA
Special Møøse Effects                           OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes                                   SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by                     HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by                        HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and
  sign complicated insurance forms by   JURGEN WIGG
Møøses' noses wiped by                        BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left hand side of
  the screen in the third scene from the
  end, given a thorough grounding in
  Latin, French and "O" Level
  Geography by                                       BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the Møøse
  suggested by                                        VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by                                         LIV THATCHER
2014-01-05 07:33:56 PM
2 votes:

Mock26: emersonbiggins: ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."

Yeah, I'll bet federal authorities totally don't know about exif data or anything.

That is why you should always take a screen capture of your image and post that instead of the original image.


content.lolspots.com
2014-01-05 07:09:14 PM
2 votes:
If the kids name had been Boris, it would have been OK, right?
2014-01-05 07:08:34 PM
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: There shøuld be zerø  tølerance for møøse abøøse


You are now officially sacked!
2014-01-06 01:24:19 AM
1 votes:
2014-01-05 09:55:14 PM
1 votes:

Chinesenookiefactory: [i40.tinypic.com image 584x316]

Sorry Folks. Slope's closed. The moose out front should have told you.


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2014-01-05 09:15:04 PM
1 votes:

Canton: I've said it before and I'll say it again. Never underestimate hoofed ungulates. Even the domestic species can be dangerous if you don't know how to handle them. (Cows kill what, 20 people in the US per year?) Don't mess with moose. You'd think that'd be common sense...

These guys were lucky to get off with a fine.


I completely disagree. Moose are completely safe and friendly
2014-01-05 09:05:09 PM
1 votes:
"You're doing it wrong."
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2014-01-05 08:58:39 PM
1 votes:
www.sydlexia.com
2014-01-05 08:55:30 PM
1 votes:
. . . And the jokes is on them, 'cause it's restricted!
2014-01-05 08:41:13 PM
1 votes:

Longtime Lurker: $250?

It's $25,000 to harass a dolphin in Florida.

/yet, people do it everyday sadly.


And vice versa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlaZis3KQl8
2014-01-05 08:39:22 PM
1 votes:
www.e271.net

Always respect wildlife.
2014-01-05 08:36:37 PM
1 votes:
Funny, I wish it was a male moose during mating system, he would of been pounded in the ass and dead in 2 seconds flat.
2014-01-05 08:06:28 PM
1 votes:
Hoots mon
There's a moose loose aboot this hoose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioh5qUj7fM
2014-01-05 08:05:36 PM
1 votes:

llachlan: Need_MindBleach: They hazed the moose? So what, the moose is now an official member of their secret suburban teen dumbass club? Words, people, they have meanings.

Dictionaries: how do they work?

Haze
1.To persecute or harass with meaningless, difficult, or humiliating tasks.

Also, I've been treed by a moose - never been so scared in my life and that includes two motorcycle crashes and being shot at.



DNRTFA, what meaningless or humiliating tasks did they require of the moose?
2014-01-05 07:51:04 PM
1 votes:

Rozinante: Moose are dangerous. Way more than black bear. I've startled both in the woods, and the bear runs the other way.
Here, if you did that the fine would be closer to $25,000.


Hell, there's a youtube video of a black bear running away from a freakin' housecat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0wSXxa3TlY

A brown bear would certainly be a different story though.

And I sure as hell wouldn't mess with a moose.  That's just Darwin stupid.
2014-01-05 07:44:46 PM
1 votes:
I was all prepared to be outraged, but aside from holding their phone vertically and making a shiatty video, I don't see a huge problem other than anyone stupid enough to fark with a moose deserves a heart-crushing hoof to the chest.  So there was a moose on the run and the dude didn't stop.  So what?
2014-01-05 07:31:32 PM
1 votes:
Moose hazings can be nasti...
2014-01-05 07:25:49 PM
1 votes:

Need_MindBleach: They hazed the moose? So what, the moose is now an official member of their secret suburban teen dumbass club? Words, people, they have meanings.


Yes, they do.  But, you are using the wrong meaning.
2014-01-05 07:19:32 PM
1 votes:

meow said the dog: Danger Avoid Death: A moose once hazed my sister. No, really!

Good.


She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"
2014-01-05 07:14:06 PM
1 votes:

Danger Avoid Death: A moose once hazed my sister. No, really!


Good.
2014-01-05 07:12:22 PM
1 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: Where is the video?


Right there on the page.

Hint:  Look for the big white triangle in the middle of a picture!
2014-01-05 07:10:08 PM
1 votes:
Or we could just let Darwin take care of everything.
2014-01-05 07:09:59 PM
1 votes:
Where is the video?
 
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