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ArcadianRefugee: emersonbiggins: ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos."The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."Yeah, I'll bet federal authorities totally don't know about exif data or anything.Would that surprise you? Besides, what are they gonna do? Look at the pixels?Precisely, what data can they glean from your image that would show it isn't 'shopped (especially if you've shopped parts of it in any way)?
ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos."The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."
BSABSVR: $250 is way better than having an angry moose attack you. "Herbivore" doesn't mean "gentle".
iaazathot: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Moose are ornery and can be dangerous as hell if you mess with them. They got off light. I don't remember the exact distances anymore, but I remember in one of the Canadian National Parks the recommended distance to stay away from moose was further than for grizzly bears.Moose are like the hippopotamus of North America. Everyone is afraid of bears and mountain lions, but it's moose that injure the most people every year. Mama moose are very thorough in killing threats to their cubs calves. They come back and trample you a second and third time, just to make sure.
Canton: I've said it before and I'll say it again. Never underestimate hoofed ungulates. Even the domestic species can be dangerous if you don't know how to handle them. (Cows kill what, 20 people in the US per year?) Don't mess with moose. You'd think that'd be common sense...These guys were lucky to get off with a fine.
Monkeyfark Ridiculous: DNRTFA, what meaningless or humiliating tasks did they require of the moose?
Need_MindBleach: They hazed the moose? So what, the moose is now an official member of their secret suburban teen dumbass club? Words, people, they have meanings.
emersonbiggins: ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos."The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."Yeah, I'll bet federal authorities totally don't know about exif data or anything.
Wanted for questioning.
Danger Avoid Death: A moose once hazed my sister. No, really!
drjekel_mrhyde: Where is the video?
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