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(KXLH Helena)   Dumbass teens haze moose on ski run, then post it to Facebook with the caption,"Just chasing a moose while snowboarding...no big deal." National Forest officials: "Is your $250 fine a big deal?"   (kxlh.com) divider line 108
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2014-01-05 08:03:02 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: traylor: ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."

Say it to an officer or under the oath, and this is how you reward yourself with possible prison time.

And water is wet.

/btw, what crime is committed by telling a cop to shove it that can result in prison time?


In my experience ... You piss them off and they'll make shiat up.
 
2014-01-05 08:05:36 PM  

llachlan: Need_MindBleach: They hazed the moose? So what, the moose is now an official member of their secret suburban teen dumbass club? Words, people, they have meanings.

Dictionaries: how do they work?

Haze
1.To persecute or harass with meaningless, difficult, or humiliating tasks.

Also, I've been treed by a moose - never been so scared in my life and that includes two motorcycle crashes and being shot at.



DNRTFA, what meaningless or humiliating tasks did they require of the moose?
 
2014-01-05 08:06:28 PM  
Hoots mon
There's a moose loose aboot this hoose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioh5qUj7fM
 
2014-01-05 08:10:25 PM  

llachlan: Need_MindBleach: They hazed the moose? So what, the moose is now an official member of their secret suburban teen dumbass club? Words, people, they have meanings.

Dictionaries: how do they work?

Haze
1.To persecute or harass with meaningless, difficult, or humiliating tasks.

Also, I've been treed by a moose - never been so scared in my life and that includes two motorcycle crashes and being shot at.


All by the same moose?! Wtf did you do, piss in its cornflakes???
 
2014-01-05 08:10:30 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: emersonbiggins: ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."

Yeah, I'll bet federal authorities totally don't know about exif data or anything.

Would that surprise you? Besides, what are they gonna do? Look at the pixels?

Precisely, what data can they glean from your image that would show it isn't 'shopped (especially if you've shopped parts of it in any way)?


If it's been through Photoshop, it will get tagged as such in the metadata.  Your average jackoff with a camera phone and Facebook (and the airtight "it was shooped" alibi) doesn't know that.
 
2014-01-05 08:12:24 PM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: DNRTFA, what meaningless or humiliating tasks did they require of the moose?


www.cascadecrossfit.com
 
2014-01-05 08:18:59 PM  

emersonbiggins: ArcadianRefugee: emersonbiggins: ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."

Yeah, I'll bet federal authorities totally don't know about exif data or anything.

Would that surprise you? Besides, what are they gonna do? Look at the pixels?

Precisely, what data can they glean from your image that would show it isn't 'shopped (especially if you've shopped parts of it in any way)?

If it's been through Photoshop, it will get tagged as such in the metadata.  Your average jackoff with a camera phone and Facebook (and the airtight "it was shooped" alibi) doesn't know that.


How hard is it to open up photoshop and save the picture as a new image? Harding then breathing? Walking and chewing gum at the same time?
 
2014-01-05 08:21:13 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: ArcadianRefugee: traylor: ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."

Say it to an officer or under the oath, and this is how you reward yourself with possible prison time.

And water is wet.

/btw, what crime is committed by telling a cop to shove it that can result in prison time?

In my experience ... You piss them off and they'll make shiat up.


This, and moreover, I wasn't reacting to the last sentence of your original comment, but to the making a false statement part. Which is, I think, can be obstruction or perjury.

Whatever. Don't do stupid things, so you don't have to lie.
 
2014-01-05 08:22:00 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: ArcadianRefugee: traylor: ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."

Say it to an officer or under the oath, and this is how you reward yourself with possible prison time.

And water is wet.

/btw, what crime is committed by telling a cop to shove it that can result in prison time?

In my experience ... You piss them off and they'll make shiat up.


Well, yeah....
 
2014-01-05 08:25:30 PM  

duffblue: emersonbiggins: ArcadianRefugee: emersonbiggins: ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."

Yeah, I'll bet federal authorities totally don't know about exif data or anything.

Would that surprise you? Besides, what are they gonna do? Look at the pixels?

Precisely, what data can they glean from your image that would show it isn't 'shopped (especially if you've shopped parts of it in any way)?

If it's been through Photoshop, it will get tagged as such in the metadata.  Your average jackoff with a camera phone and Facebook (and the airtight "it was shooped" alibi) doesn't know that.

How hard is it to open up photoshop and save the picture as a new image? Harding then breathing? Walking and chewing gum at the same time?


Not hard, but, hey man I'm chilling at the lodge on wifi and I've got to upload these cray cray moose pics to Facebook pronto.  YOLO
 
2014-01-05 08:29:30 PM  
compared to the cost of lift tickets it probably isn't a big deal
 
2014-01-05 08:29:45 PM  
$250?

It's $25,000 to harass a dolphin in Florida.

/yet, people do it everyday sadly.
 
2014-01-05 08:33:54 PM  
As if ski runs, high speed quad chairlifts, sno grooming machines, slope side mcmansions, Gulfstreams, Humvees and off leash dogs that you can find at any of the big ski towns in the mountain west are wildlife friendly.

/end exposing the hypocrisy
 
rka
2014-01-05 08:34:14 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."


Uh, it was two dipshiat teenagers. It's not like it takes anything to put them in 2 separate rooms and wait about 10 minutes before one of them starts blubbering like a little girl and rats both of them out.
 
2014-01-05 08:34:39 PM  
It seems as if Darwin is still skiing in the Alps...
 
2014-01-05 08:36:37 PM  
Funny, I wish it was a male moose during mating system, he would of been pounded in the ass and dead in 2 seconds flat.
 
2014-01-05 08:37:26 PM  

Longtime Lurker: $250?

It's $25,000 to harass a dolphin in Florida.

/yet, people do it everyday sadly.


Well maybe if they don't like being harassed they should make the playoffs next year.
 
2014-01-05 08:39:22 PM  
www.e271.net

Always respect wildlife.
 
2014-01-05 08:41:13 PM  

Longtime Lurker: $250?

It's $25,000 to harass a dolphin in Florida.

/yet, people do it everyday sadly.


And vice versa.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlaZis3KQl8
 
2014-01-05 08:41:46 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: DNRTFA, what meaningless or humiliating tasks did they require of the moose?

[www.cascadecrossfit.com image 540x404]


LOL. Okay then.
 
2014-01-05 08:53:27 PM  

rka: ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."

Uh, it was two dipshiat teenagers. It's not like it takes anything to put them in 2 separate rooms and wait about 10 minutes before one of them starts blubbering like a little girl and rats both of them out.


This. I could make both of them shiat their pants in less time than that; and I'm not even good at it any more.
 
2014-01-05 08:55:30 PM  
. . . And the jokes is on them, 'cause it's restricted!
 
2014-01-05 08:58:39 PM  
www.sydlexia.com
 
2014-01-05 09:05:09 PM  
"You're doing it wrong."
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2014-01-05 09:07:57 PM  

Gordon Bennett: [www.sydlexia.com image 327x247]


I had a huge crush on her as a kid.

/green slime
 
2014-01-05 09:09:57 PM  
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Never underestimate hoofed ungulates. Even the domestic species can be dangerous if you don't know how to handle them. (Cows kill what, 20 people in the US per year?) Don't mess with moose. You'd think that'd be common sense...

These guys were lucky to get off with a fine.
 
2014-01-05 09:10:03 PM  
C'mon.  The kid was careening down a frozen mountain on a stick and the moose was taking the same route.  He should bill the ski patrol for running the moose off of the slopes.  Moose are dicks anyway.
 
2014-01-05 09:12:50 PM  

Gyrfalcon: BSABSVR: $250 is way better than having an angry moose attack you. "Herbivore" doesn't mean "gentle".

They are damn lucky it didn't run at them. Mooses are mean.


And møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...
 
2014-01-05 09:15:04 PM  

Canton: I've said it before and I'll say it again. Never underestimate hoofed ungulates. Even the domestic species can be dangerous if you don't know how to handle them. (Cows kill what, 20 people in the US per year?) Don't mess with moose. You'd think that'd be common sense...

These guys were lucky to get off with a fine.


I completely disagree. Moose are completely safe and friendly
 
2014-01-05 09:17:59 PM  
The moose should not have tried to join that frat.  It knew what it was getting into.
 
2014-01-05 09:18:00 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: llachlan: Need_MindBleach: They hazed the moose? So what, the moose is now an official member of their secret suburban teen dumbass club? Words, people, they have meanings.

Dictionaries: how do they work?

Haze
1.To persecute or harass with meaningless, difficult, or humiliating tasks.

Also, I've been treed by a moose - never been so scared in my life and that includes two motorcycle crashes and being shot at.

All by the same moose?! Wtf did you do, piss in its cornflakes???


I remember lying on the pavement after being creamed by the cube van and thinking, "at least it wasn't a moose."
 
2014-01-05 09:29:15 PM  
Yeah... Most northerners know that moose are dangerous. They'll fark you up worse than a bear will. Leave moose alone if you know what's good for you.
 
2014-01-05 09:29:26 PM  

Misconduc: Funny, I wish it was a male moose during mating system, he would of been pounded in the ass and dead in 2 seconds flat.


My friend told me a funny story about an incident he witnessed this summer at the place we worked. There was a resident moose family living in the woods up on a hill. He said that one day in the fall a couple of women and their dumbass yappy dogs went up the trail into the woods, where not only mom and the yearling baby were, but dad was also hanging around, since it was rutting season. He was doing his work when he heard this enormous clattering and snorting up on the hill--from a quarter-mile away. He knew it was the bull moose so he stopped what he was doing and watched. The bull suddenly burst out of the woods, pawing and snorting and galloping and making a huge racket. He waited for the hiking people to be killed, but after some more commotion, the bull ran away.

Later on, the hikers came down and he asked them if they'd noticed that they'd disturbed the moose family. They said Nope, they hadn't noticed a thing. Hadn't heard anything either. Just the dogs.
 
2014-01-05 09:33:38 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Only $250? Should be more


For chasing a moose? Fark that. It's nobody's business if they're chasing a moose.
 
2014-01-05 09:40:52 PM  
My sister once bit a møøse
 
2014-01-05 09:50:34 PM  

DrPainMD: Peter von Nostrand: Only $250? Should be more

For chasing a moose? Fark that. It's nobody's business if they're chasing a moose.


Actually, it is.  But nice try, moran.
 
2014-01-05 09:51:09 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Canton: I've said it before and I'll say it again. Never underestimate hoofed ungulates. Even the domestic species can be dangerous if you don't know how to handle them. (Cows kill what, 20 people in the US per year?) Don't mess with moose. You'd think that'd be common sense...

These guys were lucky to get off with a fine.

I completely disagree. Moose are completely safe and friendly


Okay, that's adorable. I just hope the story doesn't end up like this.

I've worked with domestic sheep for most of my life, and that includes adult rams with two or more horns. I know how to work with them, and what to watch for. They're not even wild, and even they can be unpredictable. (Especially when they hit puberty. Hoo boy.) A few are like big puppy dogs, and love attention, but most of them aren't completely trustworthy. Even if they're mostly trustworthy.

I'm trying to imagine what that would be like if they were as big as a moose or a stag. And also wild. Holy crap.

/Can't stop watching the video
//So cute
///Dammit
 
2014-01-05 09:55:14 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: [i40.tinypic.com image 584x316]

Sorry Folks. Slope's closed. The moose out front should have told you.


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2014-01-05 09:56:33 PM  

Canton:  Don't mess with moose. You'd think that'd be common sense...


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2014-01-05 09:57:38 PM  

cryinoutloud: Later on, the hikers came down and he asked them if they'd noticed that they'd disturbed the moose family. They said Nope, they hadn't noticed a thing. Hadn't heard anything either. Just the dogs.


Some woman had a lap rat (poodle I think?) and she always ignores when the moose are mating. Her poodle, noticed however when it get stomped to death. I honestly thought it was a squirrel who got run over when i seen it, i wasn't sure what the woman was going bat shiat over only to realize it was her very flat poodle.

I doubt she will be walking down the road again with more lap rats, hell I don't even let my german shephard outside when its mating season, those moose will curb stomp anything. I did have a sheep for a yard ornament, well it WAS a yard ornament until some moose fell in love with it and trashed it.

/Rip my Serta sheep!
 
2014-01-05 09:59:26 PM  

Oldiron_79: My sister once bit a møøse


The moose didn't catch anything, did it?
 
2014-01-05 10:01:26 PM  
Jackasses.  'Should be in jail.
 
2014-01-05 10:15:02 PM  

HighOnCraic: . . . And the jokes is on them, 'cause it's restricted!

s3.amazonaws.com

Approves.

 
2014-01-05 10:17:39 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Moose are ornery and can be dangerous as hell if you mess with them.  They got off light.  I don't remember the exact distances anymore, but I remember in one of the Canadian National Parks the recommended distance to stay away from moose was further than for grizzly bears.


Moose are like the hippopotamus of North America.  Everyone is afraid of bears and mountain lions, but it's moose that injure the most people every year. Mama moose are very thorough in killing threats to their cubs.  They come back and trample you a second and third time, just to make sure.
 
2014-01-05 10:19:28 PM  

iaazathot: Don't Troll Me Bro!: Moose are ornery and can be dangerous as hell if you mess with them.  They got off light.  I don't remember the exact distances anymore, but I remember in one of the Canadian National Parks the recommended distance to stay away from moose was further than for grizzly bears.

Moose are like the hippopotamus of North America.  Everyone is afraid of bears and mountain lions, but it's moose that injure the most people every year. Mama moose are very thorough in killing threats to their cubs  calves.  They come back and trample you a second and third time, just to make sure.


FTFM
 
2014-01-05 10:34:46 PM  

jdemartino: HighOnCraic: . . . And the jokes is on them, 'cause it's restricted!
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Glad someone got that!

/That double-album was amazing!
//"Are you the guy . . .  that shook the toaster?"
 
2014-01-05 10:36:31 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: DNRTFA, what meaningless or humiliating tasks did they require of the moose?

[www.cascadecrossfit.com image 540x404]


So it was a cultural exchange?
 
2014-01-05 11:03:17 PM  

rka: ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."

Uh, it was two dipshiat teenagers. It's not like it takes anything to put them in 2 separate rooms and wait about 10 minutes before one of them starts blubbering like a little girl and rats both of them out.


I was speaking more generically, not specifically about people stupid enough to risk pissing off a moose.

/deer are big enough to make me think twice
//saw a video of a moose trampling a guy ... *shudder*
 
2014-01-05 11:12:45 PM  
Should be at least another zero on that figure.
 
2014-01-06 12:09:46 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Squirrel unavailable for comment


Finally.
 
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