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(KXLH Helena)   Dumbass teens haze moose on ski run, then post it to Facebook with the caption,"Just chasing a moose while snowboarding...no big deal." National Forest officials: "Is your $250 fine a big deal?"   (kxlh.com) divider line 108
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2014-01-05 05:49:39 PM
Only $250? Should be more
 
2014-01-05 05:56:32 PM
$250 is way better than having an angry moose attack you. "Herbivore" doesn't mean "gentle".
 
2014-01-05 05:57:33 PM
There shøuld be zerø  tølerance for møøse abøøse
 
2014-01-05 06:11:54 PM
Moose are ornery and can be dangerous as hell if you mess with them.  They got off light.  I don't remember the exact distances anymore, but I remember in one of the Canadian National Parks the recommended distance to stay away from moose was further than for grizzly bears.
 
2014-01-05 06:43:42 PM
He was just getting revenge for that one who bit his sister.
 
2014-01-05 07:03:49 PM
$250 is really gonna set their parents back.
 
2014-01-05 07:07:45 PM

BSABSVR: $250 is way better than having an angry moose attack you. "Herbivore" doesn't mean "gentle".


They are damn lucky it didn't run at them. Mooses are mean.
 
2014-01-05 07:08:34 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: There shøuld be zerø  tølerance for møøse abøøse


You are now officially sacked!
 
2014-01-05 07:08:47 PM
A moose is far more likely to attack you than a bear or wolves.  So, yes, these young people are stuuuuuu-pid.
 
2014-01-05 07:09:14 PM
If the kids name had been Boris, it would have been OK, right?
 
2014-01-05 07:09:42 PM
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2014-01-05 07:09:59 PM
Where is the video?
 
2014-01-05 07:10:08 PM
Or we could just let Darwin take care of everything.
 
2014-01-05 07:10:25 PM
Jut biting your sister...no big deal.
 
2014-01-05 07:10:42 PM
This article received the LAUGHTERINGS OLs from me because if you read this you will see the author of the piece did the forgetting to close the quotation mark in one paragraph to make this appear as the quote did the continuation! LAUGHTER OL learn to do the writings people!
 
2014-01-05 07:11:26 PM
That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."
 
2014-01-05 07:12:22 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: Where is the video?


Right there on the page.

Hint:  Look for the big white triangle in the middle of a picture!
 
2014-01-05 07:13:08 PM
A moose once hazed my sister. No, really!
 
2014-01-05 07:14:06 PM

Danger Avoid Death: A moose once hazed my sister. No, really!


Good.
 
2014-01-05 07:14:09 PM

ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."


Yeah, I'll bet federal authorities totally don't know about exif data or anything.
 
2014-01-05 07:14:26 PM
They hazed the moose? So what, the moose is now an official member of their secret suburban teen dumbass club? Words, people, they have meanings.
 
2014-01-05 07:15:55 PM
I just want to ask those kids one thing: Wossamotta U?
 
2014-01-05 07:16:27 PM
afluenza kid:" "no, I spend that on lunchn and my dad will sue you'.
 
2014-01-05 07:17:21 PM

Gyrfalcon: BSABSVR: $250 is way better than having an angry moose attack you. "Herbivore" doesn't mean "gentle".

They are damn lucky it didn't run at them. Mooses are mean.


This.  I'd rather annoy a black bear than a moose.
 
2014-01-05 07:17:50 PM
So the moose was joining their frat? Or was it just 'ole Moose. That guy's great! Why's he wearing a big brown coat and running on all fours with shiat on his head?
 
2014-01-05 07:18:48 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: There shøuld be zerø  tølerance for møøse abøøse


this ⇧ ⇧ ⇧
 
2014-01-05 07:19:32 PM

meow said the dog: Danger Avoid Death: A moose once hazed my sister. No, really!

Good.


She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"
 
2014-01-05 07:21:27 PM

static.comicvine.com


Wanted for questioning.

 
2014-01-05 07:25:49 PM

Need_MindBleach: They hazed the moose? So what, the moose is now an official member of their secret suburban teen dumbass club? Words, people, they have meanings.


Yes, they do.  But, you are using the wrong meaning.
 
2014-01-05 07:25:53 PM

emersonbiggins: ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."

Yeah, I'll bet federal authorities totally don't know about exif data or anything.


Would that surprise you? Besides, what are they gonna do? Look at the pixels?

Precisely, what data can they glean from your image that would show it isn't 'shopped (especially if you've shopped parts of it in any way)?
 
2014-01-05 07:26:00 PM
It would have been a better story if one or more of them had been eviscerated, but I guess a small fine is good.
 
2014-01-05 07:27:08 PM

emersonbiggins: ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."

Yeah, I'll bet federal authorities totally don't know about exif data or anything.


That is why you should always take a screen capture of your image and post that instead of the original image.
 
2014-01-05 07:27:23 PM

ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."


Say it to an officer or under the oath, and this is how you reward yourself with possible prison time.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-01-05 07:30:50 PM
I would consider paying $250 to make a viral cute animal video. Moose aren't cute, however, and I no longer ski.
 
2014-01-05 07:31:32 PM
Moose hazings can be nasti...
 
2014-01-05 07:32:30 PM

Need_MindBleach: They hazed the moose? So what, the moose is now an official member of their secret suburban teen dumbass club? Words, people, they have meanings.


Dictionaries: how do they work?

Haze
1.To persecute or harass with meaningless, difficult, or humiliating tasks.

Also, I've been treed by a moose - never been so scared in my life and that includes two motorcycle crashes and being shot at.
 
2014-01-05 07:33:44 PM
Ze Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist
 
2014-01-05 07:33:56 PM

Mock26: emersonbiggins: ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."

Yeah, I'll bet federal authorities totally don't know about exif data or anything.

That is why you should always take a screen capture of your image and post that instead of the original image.


content.lolspots.com
 
2014-01-05 07:34:40 PM
Moose are dangerous. Way more than black bear. I've startled both in the woods, and the bear runs the other way.
Here, if you did that the fine would be closer to $25,000.
 
2014-01-05 07:39:21 PM
They made the moose play soggy biscuit?
 
2014-01-05 07:42:12 PM
i40.tinypic.com

Sorry Folks. Slope's closed. The moose out front should have told you.
 
2014-01-05 07:42:24 PM
250?

They'll be able to buy the moose a lift ticket so it won't have to walk, now.
 
2014-01-05 07:44:46 PM
I was all prepared to be outraged, but aside from holding their phone vertically and making a shiatty video, I don't see a huge problem other than anyone stupid enough to fark with a moose deserves a heart-crushing hoof to the chest.  So there was a moose on the run and the dude didn't stop.  So what?
 
2014-01-05 07:46:30 PM

Peter von Nostrand: Only $250? Should be more


So very much THIS.

/lucky they weren't killed.
//dumbasses.
 
2014-01-05 07:51:04 PM

Rozinante: Moose are dangerous. Way more than black bear. I've startled both in the woods, and the bear runs the other way.
Here, if you did that the fine would be closer to $25,000.


Hell, there's a youtube video of a black bear running away from a freakin' housecat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0wSXxa3TlY

A brown bear would certainly be a different story though.

And I sure as hell wouldn't mess with a moose.  That's just Darwin stupid.
 
2014-01-05 07:53:37 PM
We regularly tell tourists it's lucky if they pet one.
 
2014-01-05 07:54:18 PM

Mock26: emersonbiggins: ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."

Yeah, I'll bet federal authorities totally don't know about exif data or anything.

That is why you should always take a screen capture of your image and post that instead of the original image.


Heh. :)
 
2014-01-05 07:56:16 PM

traylor: ArcadianRefugee: That's why you only post photos and not videos.

"The photo was edited; no crime was committed. Stuff your fine up your ass."

Say it to an officer or under the oath, and this is how you reward yourself with possible prison time.


And water is wet.

/btw, what crime is committed by telling a cop to shove it that can result in prison time?
 
2014-01-05 07:58:57 PM
kookykitsch.com
 
2014-01-05 07:59:32 PM
Møøse trained by                                   YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA
Special Møøse Effects                           OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes                                   SIGGI CHURCHILL
Møøse Choreographed by                     HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by                        HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and
  sign complicated insurance forms by   JURGEN WIGG
Møøses' noses wiped by                        BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left hand side of
  the screen in the third scene from the
  end, given a thorough grounding in
  Latin, French and "O" Level
  Geography by                                       BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the Møøse
  suggested by                                        VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by                                         LIV THATCHER
 
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