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(Courier Mail)   "We had just opened the pool and a lap swimmer said they didn't want to alarm me but there was a crocodile swimming beside them in the pool"   (couriermail.com.au) divider line 8
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8518 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jan 2014 at 9:46 PM (28 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-01-05 09:54:36 PM
2 votes:
The video of the skaters doing jumps over a live croc was entertaining.
2014-01-06 12:06:33 AM
1 votes:
Well, I can't speak for anyone else, but... If I'm swimming laps, and I look in the next lane and there's  A GODDAMN CRCODILE swimming next to me, I absolutely want the pool staff to be alarmed.
2014-01-06 12:06:15 AM
1 votes:

meow said the dog: OM MAGOODNESS I know the feeling of this because it can be quite the surprise to find the things in the pool for swimming that you have not the expectation of. Some of these individuals on the Fark.com website might wonder of this part though and that is why can they do the swimming it is quite the cold place right now! Well perhaps it would be helpful for the education. Right now in the Australia it is the summer month of July. I do not think many people have the understanding of the switch of the months across the two hemisphrectomipheres of the earth. It is also important that you have awareness that it is the crocodile mating season so you do not wish for swimming in the pools in this area without much of the carefulness because listen I can tell you this you do NOT wish for the mating by the crocodile. Let us just say that this was the lesson learned in the way that was hard. This is not the intention of the pun.


You have a LONG LONG way to go before you reach Pocket Ninja territory. You might want to reconsider your cunning plan.
2014-01-05 11:14:39 PM
1 votes:
I'm either drunker than I feel or I've been on Fark for too long, because that  meowspeak made perfect sense without even reading it a second time.

Or maybe  meow just isn't as convoluted as I remember.
2014-01-05 10:39:57 PM
1 votes:

meow said the dog: OM MAGOODNESS I know the feeling of this because it can be quite the surprise to find the things in the pool for swimming that you have not the expectation of. Some of these individuals on the Fark.com website might wonder of this part though and that is why can they do the swimming it is quite the cold place right now! Well perhaps it would be helpful for the education. Right now in the Australia it is the summer month of July. I do not think many people have the understanding of the switch of the months across the two hemisphrectomipheres of the earth. It is also important that you have awareness that it is the crocodile mating season so you do not wish for swimming in the pools in this area without much of the carefulness because listen I can tell you this you do NOT wish for the mating by the crocodile. Let us just say that this was the lesson learned in the way that was hard. This is not the intention of the pun.


Don't ever change.
2014-01-05 10:34:43 PM
1 votes:

some_beer_drinker: [static4.fjcdn.com image 320x240]

Sarasota County, FL - Chet Willard age 16, Killed by 11 ft gator while swimming in the Oak River Canal.
Chatham County, GA - Ruth Baker age 39, killed in her backyard by a 10 ft gator.
Pinellas County, FL - Walter Janks age 70 and his dog, killed by a 12 ft gator.


 Mt Isa is in Queensland, and saltwater crocodiles are not alligators, but thanks for ... whatever you were trying to communicate.
2014-01-05 10:18:55 PM
1 votes:
I am assuming that this is Australia and their version of dropping tadpoles in the pool is dropping baby crocodiles in the pool.

Is it that easy to find and raid a crocodile nest in Australia?
2014-01-05 07:06:14 PM
1 votes:
OM MAGOODNESS I know the feeling of this because it can be quite the surprise to find the things in the pool for swimming that you have not the expectation of. Some of these individuals on the Fark.com website might wonder of this part though and that is why can they do the swimming it is quite the cold place right now! Well perhaps it would be helpful for the education. Right now in the Australia it is the summer month of July. I do not think many people have the understanding of the switch of the months across the two hemisphrectomipheres of the earth. It is also important that you have awareness that it is the crocodile mating season so you do not wish for swimming in the pools in this area without much of the carefulness because listen I can tell you this you do NOT wish for the mating by the crocodile. Let us just say that this was the lesson learned in the way that was hard. This is not the intention of the pun.
 
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