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(Business Standard)   Nuclear-armed Asian peninsula with millions of hungry citizens and strained relations with its neighbors and the US successfully tests new rocket that could deliver warheads anywhere in the world. Maybe we can get John McCain to sing a Bombay song   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, John McCain, Asian, Indian Space Research Organisation, Mumbai, solid fuel, communication satellites, GTO, space researches  
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2014-01-05 05:32:48 PM  
6 votes:
I hear the new Indian rocket can carry twice as much Rape as the previous version.
2014-01-05 05:35:29 PM  
4 votes:
It's a well-designed communications satellite, but the problem is you can't understand a goddamn thing Jugdish is saying- and he insists his nam is "Brent."
2014-01-05 04:08:54 PM  
4 votes:
Can it deliver chicken curry to my house?
2014-01-05 06:01:01 PM  
3 votes:

Pic before launch
2014-01-05 06:37:51 PM  
2 votes:
The launch was also the first mission of the GSLV after two such rockets failed in 2010 and an August 2013 launch was aborted at the last minute following leakage of fuel from the second-stage engine.

They must have tried turning the rocket off and then back on again.
2014-01-05 05:36:13 PM  
2 votes:

Jeep2011: Can it deliver chicken curry to my house?

You want Amazon's rocket.

/Only four stars. The curry wasn't as hot as I would like, and the warhead was barely 100 kilotons, not the 150 kilotons advertised.
2014-01-06 07:24:17 AM  
1 vote:
Oh yeah, forgot to mention if a woman does gang raped, they call the local police.  I guess the police will probably bring some gatorade and cigs since the gang rapers will probably be wiped.
2014-01-05 08:20:32 PM  
1 vote:
Was it George Carlin who once said

." India,now has nuclear weapons . And they believe in reincarnation ! "
//A really large country too.
2014-01-05 06:17:17 PM  
1 vote:
A round of Squishees on me!

Woo hoo!
2014-01-05 05:53:49 PM  
1 vote:

TV's Vinnie: I hear the new Indian rocket can carry twice as much Rape as the previous version.

What would anyone do with 80 pounds of Rape? That's enough for a medium-sized village.
2014-01-05 05:48:06 PM  
1 vote:
I'm pretty sure the US already has a rocket that can deliver warheads anywhere in the world, why would we need to test new ones?
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