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(Campus Reform)   20-year-old entitled rich white girl who got slammed for her essay defending being an entitled rich white girl slams the media for ignoring fact she's also gay because the media would have never dared slam a gay person. No, really   (campusreform.org) divider line 51
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2014-01-05 01:54:36 PM
15 votes:
Oh so you have a pride flag? That doesn't mean you're gay, it means you have a pride flag. I have a rainbow flag, and a Dominican Republic Flag. I am neither gay nor a baseball player.
2014-01-05 12:46:19 PM
10 votes:
lipstickmakeseverythingbetter.com
2014-01-05 03:37:46 PM
6 votes:
I'd shake her money-maker! And by that, I mean throttle her father.
2014-01-05 12:17:51 PM
5 votes:
Is she "gay" gay or "gay in college, married to a guy with two kids by the time she's 35" gay?
2014-01-05 01:44:45 PM
4 votes:

Slaxl: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Slaxl: I missed the first round in this pointless fight but from what the article says it seems like the girl did nothing wrong to begin with.

The internet loves to be offended, well it too can fark off.

I can see you're offended

I wish, because apparently by the laws of the internet being offended means you're right. Unfortunately I have to settle for being merely dismayed at how base interaction has become when the internet gets itself so worked up over nothing, repeatedly, just to sell some page views. It's so tiresome.


What about the law of the internet regarding commenting on stories you haven't read?
2014-01-05 01:07:30 PM
4 votes:

whither_apophis: Is she "gay" gay or "gay in college, married to a guy with two kids by the time she's 35" gay?


I'm betting the latter.  Though she'll tell you that you're a tool of the heteronormative establishment for implying that being flexible in her sexuality is not a valid form of expression.
2014-01-05 03:30:03 PM
3 votes:

Tatterdemalian: In all fairness, she's not wrong. She just forgot that, in an authoritarian world, if you make the authorities mad, they WILL destroy you, even if they have to rewrite history to convert you from a protected member of an official victim class into an evil racist conservative bigot.

/what mystifies me is why so many other progressives keep believing it won't eventually happen to them, too
//especially since all it takes to make the authorities mad is to make just one tiny mistake
///the apologies are just a formality, the excommunication from the echo chamber will take place regardless


Hold on a sec...


i.imgur.com


Okay continue.
2014-01-05 03:13:45 PM
3 votes:
I'm not sure how, but Obama is responsible for this.
2014-01-05 03:52:13 PM
2 votes:
I'm surprised she was able to fit that interview in before going to the gym in 26 minutes.
2014-01-05 03:42:04 PM
2 votes:
Yechh, it is like Amy Carter and Chelsea Clinton had a fake gay baby.

scallywagandvagabond.com

assets.nydailynews.com
2014-01-05 03:37:21 PM
2 votes:
Nice stone-age thinking.

If people knew I belonged to a big, strong tribe, they wouldn't steal my antelope or make fun of my cave paintings.
2014-01-05 03:34:15 PM
2 votes:
She's not nearly good looking enough to get away with that attitude.
gja [TotalFark]
2014-01-05 03:29:26 PM
2 votes:

gopher321: Girl has issues.


Pffft, she has the entire set of volumes.
2014-01-05 03:18:29 PM
2 votes:
Equality means that , whatever you like to do with your genitals, what colour your genitals are, or even what type of genitals you have, is not part of the decision in deciding if you are a twat.
2014-01-05 03:15:59 PM
2 votes:
Those who sacked the people responsible for sacking the people who have been sacked have been sacked.
2014-01-05 01:20:16 PM
2 votes:

Slaxl: I missed the first round in this pointless fight but from what the article says it seems like the girl did nothing wrong to begin with.

The internet loves to be offended, well it too can fark off.


I can see you're offended
2014-01-05 09:53:07 PM
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: So her argument is that lesbians are a protected species?


From now on. I'm going to claim to be gay in order to get away with crap.

"You've gone on record as saying you'll never hire black people"
"Don't persecute me because I'm gay, Nazi!"

"You've been accused of luring children to your 'free candy' van"
"Hate crimes! Hate crimes!"

It works for so many situations!
2014-01-05 07:13:58 PM
1 votes:
I support gay people... But not to the extent that we should not execute the rich.  She's part of the entitled 1% so off with her head.
2014-01-05 06:40:25 PM
1 votes:
She's got the kind of face that is waiting to be told twice.
2014-01-05 06:33:17 PM
1 votes:
OH STFU you attention whoring BS spouting twatwaffle
2014-01-05 06:22:54 PM
1 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Gay people aren't your personal army.


cdn.shopify.com

What a personal army of gay people might look like.
2014-01-05 04:55:59 PM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: Kevin72: Total loser. Disgrace to the gays, that is if she is really gay which I doubt. Parents have spoiled her. Her giving the digitus impudicus is doing herself no favors.

Exactly right. Steve Jobs might have been a dick, but he earned his money. She was lucky enough to win the birth lottery, but she didn't earn her wealth, which makes her pride in it bafflingly ignorant. Her final "Oh, look, I'm part of an oppressed group! Stop being mean!" just makes me shake my head.

Well, and make fun of her, of course.


I like making fun of her because of her turgid prose.  The pointless brand-name references and the incessant rhetorical questions (when she should just state an opinion) lead me to believe that she uses Sex and the City as her style guide.
2014-01-05 04:13:45 PM
1 votes:

Gergesa: While my sexuality is irrelevant to the topic of my article, it still is part of who I am and should not be ignored...

Her logic here is bizarre.  She admits her sexuality is irrelevant and yet insists on having it made an issue.



Well, her whole premise is "I don't care what you think but how dare you judge me?"

Consistency is not her strong suit. Or maybe it is, if her other suits are farking awful.
2014-01-05 04:07:42 PM
1 votes:

FrancoFile: theorellior: CalvinMorallis: She was basically saying it's not her fault she was born into relative privilege--a point worth discussing.

Presentation matters, too. Sure, it's a point worth discussing--but when your essay makes you sound like a whiny spoiled dumbass then it's not surprising when people choose that to focus on. You don't choose who your parents are, but you can choose not to be a dick about it.

She's 20 years old and attending a liberal arts college.  She should be writing about the life of the mind, not what happened after she, like, went shopping, and totally scored some cray-cray bargains.



I would love a woman who wrote about Cray-Cray bargains...
blog.seattletimes.nwsource.com
2014-01-05 03:59:40 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2014-01-05 03:55:40 PM
1 votes:

Bad_Seed: Satanic_Hamster: Prank Call of Cthulhu: SevenizGud: What do you call that moulding? Mid-60s lower-middle-class?

Yeah, the first sentence from her original article:

I came straight from the Mulberry Sample Sale, big ass shopping bag in tow back to the Gristedes by my West Village Apartment

[i44.tinypic.com image 311x311]

She can put on airs when she moves into a big-people house.

It's NYC, dude.  Rich people live in apartments too.  Also, apartments doesn't necessarily mean renting.

But she lives in a village, she should be able to afford a proper house!

/rich people don't have apartments, they have pieds-à-terre


Out here in Tulsa, a house is only $80k.  She must be poor.  Nobody wants to live in New York anyway.   It's way too expensive.
2014-01-05 03:52:51 PM
1 votes:

Fark_Guy_Rob: She might be an entitled rich white girl - but she's not wrong.  The media is all about stirring up stuff, and our society is actually quite pro-gay (at least publicly).  Spoiled rich white girls are fair game though.


Then why do we look for them when they go missing?
2014-01-05 03:51:00 PM
1 votes:
Guys, guys, guys. This girl clearly has problems that are not her fault that she has no control over. Who cares if she's rich or gay or an insufferable biatch.

Bottom line is that's it's just not cool to make fun of the intellectually disabled. That this one happened to be born to a non-poor and got her face in a newspaper for being a twat is no exception.
2014-01-05 03:50:12 PM
1 votes:

Old enough to know better: Whats next? She going to claim shes disabled?

 "I lost a leg in the war!"


She lost a brain in the war, more likely.
2014-01-05 03:38:18 PM
1 votes:

edmo: "Her money" pretty well summarizes everythign you need to know about this 20-year old.


Are you suggesting that she may not have earned it herself?
2014-01-05 03:28:50 PM
1 votes:
If only she was a convert to Islam...
2014-01-05 03:27:56 PM
1 votes:

Bslim: If I were her I'd be more preoccupied with losing some weight.


we wouldn`t expect anything else from someone with your handle.
2014-01-05 03:27:48 PM
1 votes:

theorellior: Tatterdemalian: In all fairness, she's not wrong. She just forgot that, in an authoritarian world, if you make the authorities mad, they WILL destroy you, even if they have to rewrite history to convert you from a protected member of an official victim class into an evil racist conservative bigot.

/what mystifies me is why so many other progressives keep believing it won't eventually happen to them, too
//especially since all it takes to make the authorities mad is to make just one tiny mistake
///the apologies are just a formality, the excommunication from the echo chamber will take place regardless

-.o What the Sam Hill are you blathering about now?


www.53-degrees.co.uk

It's a key defense mechanism of the Right Wing Authoritarian.
2014-01-05 03:24:52 PM
1 votes:
If I were her I'd be more preoccupied with losing some weight.
2014-01-05 03:23:49 PM
1 votes:

Tatterdemalian: In all fairness, she's not wrong. She just forgot that, in an authoritarian world, if you make the authorities mad, they WILL destroy you, even if they have to rewrite history to convert you from a protected member of an official victim class into an evil racist conservative bigot.

/what mystifies me is why so many other progressives keep believing it won't eventually happen to them, too
//especially since all it takes to make the authorities mad is to make just one tiny mistake
///the apologies are just a formality, the excommunication from the echo chamber will take place regardless


-.o What the Sam Hill are you blathering about now?
2014-01-05 03:21:53 PM
1 votes:
Also twunt is the perfect word for this individual.
2014-01-05 03:21:24 PM
1 votes:
So she's a gay coont.

/as if that makes a difference
2014-01-05 03:20:53 PM
1 votes:

SevenizGud: What do you call that moulding? Mid-60s lower-middle-class?


Yeah, the first sentence from her original article:

I came straight from the Mulberry Sample Sale, big ass shopping bag in tow back to the Gristedes by my West Village Apartment

i44.tinypic.com

She can put on airs when she moves into a big-people house.
2014-01-05 03:18:11 PM
1 votes:
She's ugly. I'm glad she is a lesbian, now I won't have to click past her on any dating website or something.
2014-01-05 03:17:49 PM
1 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Gay people aren't your personal army.


That's too bad. I bet they could rock some fabulous rainbow camouflage.
2014-01-05 03:15:11 PM
1 votes:
Being gay is not enough to overcome being white cis scum, Bilge Baron!!11!

/or something.
2014-01-05 03:14:46 PM
1 votes:
Gay people aren't your personal army.
2014-01-05 03:13:31 PM
1 votes:
Doesn't that just mean the gays are finally being treated like everyone else? I thought they'd be thrilled.

/Bet the gays would like to disown you, honey. Like Canadians would love to disown Ted Cruz. OH NO SHE DIDN'T!
2014-01-05 03:10:28 PM
1 votes:

JasonOfOrillia: Most rich people feel this way about the poors.


Citation please.
2014-01-05 03:10:25 PM
1 votes:
You're all gay you just don't know it yet.
2014-01-05 03:08:38 PM
1 votes:

whither_apophis: Is she "gay" gay or "gay in college, married to a guy with two kids by the time she's 35" gay?


I think she's, I have rich gay friends gay.
2014-01-05 02:55:54 PM
1 votes:

img.rt.com


"Hey, uh...Guys?  I don't mean to be a Debbie Downer or anything,


 but didn't we have a squealing little self absorbed moron tied up in here earlier?"

2014-01-05 02:44:34 PM
1 votes:
I like her. Anyone know her email address?
2014-01-05 02:18:31 PM
1 votes:

Slaxl: DrBenway: What about the law of the internet regarding commenting on stories you haven't read?

This is Fark, it doesn't apply here.


I was talking about the one where you typically make yourself look like an idiot but you do it anyway. So I'm pretty sure it does.
2014-01-05 01:50:53 PM
1 votes:
Welcome to the real goal of the homosexual agenda. You can tell the whole world you're gay and NO ONE CARES!
2014-01-05 01:13:05 PM
1 votes:
I missed the first round in this pointless fight but from what the article says it seems like the girl did nothing wrong to begin with.

The internet loves to be offended, well it too can fark off.
 
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