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(Campus Reform)   20-year-old entitled rich white girl who got slammed for her essay defending being an entitled rich white girl slams the media for ignoring fact she's also gay because the media would have never dared slam a gay person. No, really   (campusreform.org) divider line 61
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2014-01-05 01:50:53 PM
12 votes:
Welcome to the real goal of the homosexual agenda. You can tell the whole world you're gay and NO ONE CARES!
2014-01-05 12:46:19 PM
11 votes:
lipstickmakeseverythingbetter.com
2014-01-05 12:17:51 PM
10 votes:
Is she "gay" gay or "gay in college, married to a guy with two kids by the time she's 35" gay?
2014-01-05 12:14:01 PM
10 votes:
In other news, if you're a smarmy farkwad, whatever your other qualities are, people are still going to think you're a smarmy farkwad.
2014-01-05 03:18:29 PM
8 votes:
Equality means that , whatever you like to do with your genitals, what colour your genitals are, or even what type of genitals you have, is not part of the decision in deciding if you are a twat.
2014-01-05 01:44:45 PM
6 votes:

Slaxl: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Slaxl: I missed the first round in this pointless fight but from what the article says it seems like the girl did nothing wrong to begin with.

The internet loves to be offended, well it too can fark off.

I can see you're offended

I wish, because apparently by the laws of the internet being offended means you're right. Unfortunately I have to settle for being merely dismayed at how base interaction has become when the internet gets itself so worked up over nothing, repeatedly, just to sell some page views. It's so tiresome.


What about the law of the internet regarding commenting on stories you haven't read?
2014-01-05 01:07:30 PM
6 votes:

whither_apophis: Is she "gay" gay or "gay in college, married to a guy with two kids by the time she's 35" gay?


I'm betting the latter.  Though she'll tell you that you're a tool of the heteronormative establishment for implying that being flexible in her sexuality is not a valid form of expression.
2014-01-05 03:16:06 PM
4 votes:
Great financial circumstances?

www.campusreform.org

What do you call that moulding? Mid-60s lower-middle-class?

Nobody with any money would be seen in such a shiathole as that.

In other news, the people glaring at your weren't glaring at you because you had spent money, but because you were promoting the bags as if you had just accomplished something that took talent.

Your only talent is pretending you have money, and you only get a B- at that.
2014-01-05 12:18:32 PM
4 votes:
Girl has issues.
2014-01-05 03:27:48 PM
3 votes:

theorellior: Tatterdemalian: In all fairness, she's not wrong. She just forgot that, in an authoritarian world, if you make the authorities mad, they WILL destroy you, even if they have to rewrite history to convert you from a protected member of an official victim class into an evil racist conservative bigot.

/what mystifies me is why so many other progressives keep believing it won't eventually happen to them, too
//especially since all it takes to make the authorities mad is to make just one tiny mistake
///the apologies are just a formality, the excommunication from the echo chamber will take place regardless

-.o What the Sam Hill are you blathering about now?


www.53-degrees.co.uk

It's a key defense mechanism of the Right Wing Authoritarian.
2014-01-05 03:17:40 PM
3 votes:
Smarmy rich girl-child who despises the poor and gets mad when the gay community fails to rally around her based solely on her sexual status?

Oh yes, she just reeks of 'bleed heart liberal.'

Pro-tip, darlin: Calling yourself a liberal doesn't make you a liberal.
2014-01-05 03:14:46 PM
3 votes:
Gay people aren't your personal army.
2014-01-05 04:00:44 PM
2 votes:
Original Article "I'm extremely blessed and anyone who doesn't like that can fark off"

Second Article "People on the internet are assholes"

I've been blessed in life too, princess. I'm a white, heterosexual, educated male raised in a Protestant household. I work full time as an accountant. I've never been homeless, been to war, been to jail, or had to break the law to survive. I have health insurance and date regularly. I am a lucky one, and it's my damn responsibility to pass that on as much as possible because not everyone gets to have my life.

Society is farking expensive, so I pay my taxes and give to charity (albeit not enough). I vote and I try to get people educated. I try to be a responsible person because I'm so far ahead of the damn curve. You're in my class, sugartits. Act like you've been blessed.
2014-01-05 03:37:46 PM
2 votes:
I'd shake her money-maker! And by that, I mean throttle her father.
2014-01-05 03:37:21 PM
2 votes:
Nice stone-age thinking.

If people knew I belonged to a big, strong tribe, they wouldn't steal my antelope or make fun of my cave paintings.
2014-01-05 03:35:30 PM
2 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: SevenizGud: What do you call that moulding? Mid-60s lower-middle-class?

Yeah, the first sentence from her original article:

I came straight from the Mulberry Sample Sale, big ass shopping bag in tow back to the Gristedes by my West Village Apartment

[i44.tinypic.com image 311x311]

She can put on airs when she moves into a big-people house.


You don't know much about New York, do you?
2014-01-05 03:34:15 PM
2 votes:
She's not nearly good looking enough to get away with that attitude.
2014-01-05 03:26:34 PM
2 votes:
While my sexuality is irrelevant to the topic of my article, it still is part of who I am and should not be ignored...

Her logic here is bizarre.  She admits her sexuality is irrelevant and yet insists on having it made an issue.
2014-01-05 03:24:33 PM
2 votes:
Total loser. Disgrace to the gays, that is if she is really gay which I doubt. Parents have spoiled her. Her giving the digitus impudicus is doing herself no favors.
2014-01-05 03:23:49 PM
2 votes:

Tatterdemalian: In all fairness, she's not wrong. She just forgot that, in an authoritarian world, if you make the authorities mad, they WILL destroy you, even if they have to rewrite history to convert you from a protected member of an official victim class into an evil racist conservative bigot.

/what mystifies me is why so many other progressives keep believing it won't eventually happen to them, too
//especially since all it takes to make the authorities mad is to make just one tiny mistake
///the apologies are just a formality, the excommunication from the echo chamber will take place regardless


-.o What the Sam Hill are you blathering about now?
2014-01-05 03:18:11 PM
2 votes:
She's ugly. I'm glad she is a lesbian, now I won't have to click past her on any dating website or something.
2014-01-05 03:15:59 PM
2 votes:
Those who sacked the people responsible for sacking the people who have been sacked have been sacked.
2014-01-05 03:13:45 PM
2 votes:
I'm not sure how, but Obama is responsible for this.
2014-01-05 01:20:16 PM
2 votes:

Slaxl: I missed the first round in this pointless fight but from what the article says it seems like the girl did nothing wrong to begin with.

The internet loves to be offended, well it too can fark off.


I can see you're offended
2014-01-05 01:13:05 PM
2 votes:
I missed the first round in this pointless fight but from what the article says it seems like the girl did nothing wrong to begin with.

The internet loves to be offended, well it too can fark off.
2014-01-05 09:53:07 PM
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: So her argument is that lesbians are a protected species?


From now on. I'm going to claim to be gay in order to get away with crap.

"You've gone on record as saying you'll never hire black people"
"Don't persecute me because I'm gay, Nazi!"

"You've been accused of luring children to your 'free candy' van"
"Hate crimes! Hate crimes!"

It works for so many situations!
2014-01-05 08:32:01 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2014-01-05 07:40:42 PM
1 votes:
Oh you poor honey. You're not rich. Your daddy is rich. You're just spoiled. There's a big difference.
2014-01-05 07:32:25 PM
1 votes:
We all know what really happened to her, right? She walked into a store swinging her overpriced purse and shopping bag full of her terrible taste in clothes and nobody paid attention to her. I mean no one even turned their head to give her a glance even. So naturally she wrote a pack of lies about it to show those poor's how rich and important she thinks she is.  Just another stupid white narcissist attention whore who doesn't deserve any of this time we are wasting on her.
2014-01-05 06:56:54 PM
1 votes:

WorldCitizen: I am gay. I would tell her to fark off.


She's a little brat.
2014-01-05 06:40:25 PM
1 votes:
She's got the kind of face that is waiting to be told twice.
2014-01-05 06:22:54 PM
1 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Gay people aren't your personal army.


cdn.shopify.com

What a personal army of gay people might look like.
2014-01-05 05:57:41 PM
1 votes:
SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS UNITE!

Not really, social justice warriors are worse than furries
2014-01-05 05:48:25 PM
1 votes:
Has anybody checked out the author of the article on the website?

Katherine Timpf

"Timpf has appeared on national television news shows, including America Live with Megyn Kelly and Fox and Friends, and her stories have been featured on several national news outlets, including the Drudge Report."

//can't wait for her next article that claims Jesus had blonde hair and blue eyes.
2014-01-05 05:00:02 PM
1 votes:

dready zim: Equality means that , whatever you like to do with your genitals, what colour your genitals are, or even what type of genitals you have, is not part of the decision in deciding if you are a twat.


This.
2014-01-05 04:53:56 PM
1 votes:
I think if I were her father, I'd stop providing for her for a little while and let her find out how hard it is out there.

My father's father did just such a thing when he caught my dad taking a month off from college (my father was the first one in our family to EVER go to college) to attend some skiing championship out in Colorado instead of studying for finals. When my father returned from his trip, he found that his rent was overdue, his car was missing, and his next semester's tuition was due, all things that his father was paying for. He completed law school on his own, working two or three jobs, and became a humble person who did a lot of pro-bono work for people who couldn't help themselves. He never became a rich lawyer, he became one of those lawyers who help people who can't go anywhere else. He said it completely transformed his outlook on how the world works and made him a better person in every way (although it probably took decades for that outlook to fully form in his mind).

So yeah, fark this girl. Her father should pull the plug and let her be a better person.
2014-01-05 04:51:57 PM
1 votes:

Kevin72: Total loser. Disgrace to the gays, that is if she is really gay which I doubt. Parents have spoiled her. Her giving the digitus impudicus is doing herself no favors.


Exactly right. Steve Jobs might have been a dick, but he earned his money. She was lucky enough to win the birth lottery, but she didn't earn her wealth, which makes her pride in it bafflingly ignorant. Her final "Oh, look, I'm part of an oppressed group! Stop being mean!" just makes me shake my head.

Well, and make fun of her, of course.
2014-01-05 04:02:07 PM
1 votes:
Am I the only person who doesn't get the expensive purse thing?  I couldn't tell a designer bag from a $20 bag unless it has the logo printed all over it.  Further, I'd never spend that kind of cash on a bag.
2014-01-05 04:01:54 PM
1 votes:
Haters gonna hate. It's not her fault she has Affluenza.

K, heading into Walmart now for supplies. I'm wearing a Gucci headband.
2014-01-05 03:59:40 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2014-01-05 03:58:27 PM
1 votes:

spamdog: She's farking 20.



Not all at once, I hope.
2014-01-05 03:55:35 PM
1 votes:
ITT: Nothing worth discussing ever.
2014-01-05 03:53:42 PM
1 votes:

CalvinMorallis: She was basically saying it's not her fault she was born into relative privilege--a point worth discussing.


That is not a point worth discussing.

CalvinMorallis: This is a stupid, stupid story.


Yes, but the NY Post is going to give her a job now.
2014-01-05 03:52:51 PM
1 votes:

Fark_Guy_Rob: She might be an entitled rich white girl - but she's not wrong.  The media is all about stirring up stuff, and our society is actually quite pro-gay (at least publicly).  Spoiled rich white girls are fair game though.


Then why do we look for them when they go missing?
2014-01-05 03:52:13 PM
1 votes:
I'm surprised she was able to fit that interview in before going to the gym in 26 minutes.
2014-01-05 03:50:55 PM
1 votes:
Okay, I just read the original article (her "I won't pretend to be poor" or whatever) and, honestly, aside from being badly written and including a preposterous inference on her part ("That cashier and customer were totes mad at me for having a big purse.  Seriously, I have proof."), there really was nothing wrong with it:  She was basically saying it's not her fault she was born into relative privilege--a point worth discussing.

Then I read her follow-ups and thought, Wow, she sounds a biatch now.  And I wondered, why the difference?  How does she go from being a 20 year-old bad writer, to a 20 year-old biatch.  And I realized: it's because she's 20 years old, she wrote something inconsequential, and then acted like a 20 year-old (shocker!) when people told her to go kill herself.

This is a stupid, stupid story.
2014-01-05 03:50:12 PM
1 votes:

Old enough to know better: Whats next? She going to claim shes disabled?

 "I lost a leg in the war!"


She lost a brain in the war, more likely.
2014-01-05 03:49:27 PM
1 votes:

jaytkay: In the article, she said a cashier and customer glared at her when she entered a grocery store with her "big ass shopping bag" from a sample sale at Mulberry, a British luxury brand.

Yeah, twunt, everyone else is as emotionally invested in your shopping bag as you are.

They have no other interests or worries.


If she was really wealthy, she wouldn't have to buy her own groceries.
2014-01-05 03:42:15 PM
1 votes:
That's what she gets for telling the truth.  She should have been vague and just said someone "disapproved of her lifestyle".   She would have gotten worldwide sympathy, had hundreds of outraged articles leaping to her defense, and received several thousand dollars in donations.  Lol.  Only funny because it's true.
2014-01-05 03:33:47 PM
1 votes:
"Her money" pretty well summarizes everythign you need to know about this 20-year old.
2014-01-05 03:33:39 PM
1 votes:
Asking people to not be petty and judgemental?

That's an ass-beating.
2014-01-05 03:24:52 PM
1 votes:
If I were her I'd be more preoccupied with losing some weight.
2014-01-05 03:21:24 PM
1 votes:
So she's a gay coont.

/as if that makes a difference
2014-01-05 03:20:01 PM
1 votes:

jaytkay: In the article, she said a cashier and customer glared at her when she entered a grocery store with her "big ass shopping bag" from a sample sale at Mulberry, a British luxury brand.

Yeah, twunt, everyone else is as emotionally invested in your shopping bag as you are.

They have no other interests or worries.


She probably kept the door open longer than necessary and let the cold in.
2014-01-05 03:17:23 PM
1 votes:

Needlessly Complicated: Doesn't that just mean the gays are finally being treated like everyone else? I thought they'd be thrilled.

/Bet the gays would like to disown you, honey. Like Canadians would love to disown Ted Cruz. OH NO SHE DIDN'T!


wouldn't anyone want to disown her ?
2014-01-05 03:16:54 PM
1 votes:
Whats next? She going to claim shes disabled?

 "I lost a leg in the war!"
2014-01-05 03:12:27 PM
1 votes:
Hmmm, I read the original article, and she's not getting any calls from The Atlantic or The New Yorker any time soon.

Honey, you really do sound like "daddy's little princess wasting money, that little piece of shiat", to quote your own words.
2014-01-05 02:50:20 PM
1 votes:
Most rich people feel this way about the poors.  They just have the good grace to not publicize it.  It's a bit late for damage control, but the execution is in line with the tone of the original article.
2014-01-05 02:18:31 PM
1 votes:

Slaxl: DrBenway: What about the law of the internet regarding commenting on stories you haven't read?

This is Fark, it doesn't apply here.


I was talking about the one where you typically make yourself look like an idiot but you do it anyway. So I'm pretty sure it does.
2014-01-05 02:08:41 PM
1 votes:

DrBenway: What about the law of the internet regarding commenting on stories you haven't read?


This is Fark, it doesn't apply here.
2014-01-05 01:54:36 PM
1 votes:
Oh so you have a pride flag? That doesn't mean you're gay, it means you have a pride flag. I have a rainbow flag, and a Dominican Republic Flag. I am neither gay nor a baseball player.
 
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