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(Campus Reform)   20-year-old entitled rich white girl who got slammed for her essay defending being an entitled rich white girl slams the media for ignoring fact she's also gay because the media would have never dared slam a gay person. No, really   (campusreform.org) divider line 236
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2014-01-05 05:09:06 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Prank Call of Cthulhu: SevenizGud: What do you call that moulding? Mid-60s lower-middle-class?

Yeah, the first sentence from her original article:

I came straight from the Mulberry Sample Sale, big ass shopping bag in tow back to the Gristedes by my West Village Apartment

[i44.tinypic.com image 311x311]

She can put on airs when she moves into a big-people house.

It's NYC, dude.  Rich people live in apartments too.  Also, apartments doesn't necessarily mean renting.


You were doing so well, then you went full retard.

"Apartment" means a place you rent, in a multi-unit building.
"Condominium" is the word you were looking for.  That's when you OWN 1 or more units in the multi-unit building.

Words have specific meanings and just because you are too lazy/stupid to use the correct one, doesn't change their meanings.

TL:DR  Apartment means renting, condo means owning.
 
2014-01-05 05:09:54 PM
JerkStore: ...So yeah, fark this girl. Her father should pull the plug and let her be a better person.

Probably the best option. Sadly unlikely, if I remember my college days right.
 
2014-01-05 05:10:45 PM
not that i dont agree

but this seems to be about the third "bad rich" story
in last cple of days

is it what people want
or is it a message
 
2014-01-05 05:10:49 PM
And? She's right.
 
2014-01-05 05:22:36 PM
does the poor dear suffer from Affluenza?
 
2014-01-05 05:24:12 PM
The other side of the coin from this girl is the 20 year old girl with 3 kids to 3 different sperm donors who complain that they're not getting enough help from the government. Just luck of the draw, right?
 
2014-01-05 05:31:06 PM
Who's surprised that she likes coonts?  Birds of a feather etc. etc.
 
2014-01-05 05:31:16 PM

MarkEC: The other side of the coin from this girl is the 20 year old girl with 3 kids to 3 different sperm donors who complain that they're not getting enough help from the government. Just luck of the draw, right?



They could choose to be gay, just like her! No sperm donors or kids involved.

/And you people say being gay is not a choice. Pfffft. Pfffft, I say!
 
2014-01-05 05:35:18 PM
She'll be gay until it no longer gets attention.
 
2014-01-05 05:38:10 PM
The nasty little biatch is right, unfortunately.
 
2014-01-05 05:47:17 PM
"I made a important point! You shouldn't all be so mean too me cuz also I am a gay person and such as!"
 
2014-01-05 05:48:25 PM
Has anybody checked out the author of the article on the website?

Katherine Timpf

"Timpf has appeared on national television news shows, including America Live with Megyn Kelly and Fox and Friends, and her stories have been featured on several national news outlets, including the Drudge Report."

//can't wait for her next article that claims Jesus had blonde hair and blue eyes.
 
2014-01-05 05:51:44 PM

DrBenway: Slaxl: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Slaxl: I missed the first round in this pointless fight but from what the article says it seems like the girl did nothing wrong to begin with.

The internet loves to be offended, well it too can fark off.

I can see you're offended

I wish, because apparently by the laws of the internet being offended means you're right. Unfortunately I have to settle for being merely dismayed at how base interaction has become when the internet gets itself so worked up over nothing, repeatedly, just to sell some page views. It's so tiresome.

What about the law of the internet regarding commenting on stories you haven't read?


That's more of a suggestion than a law.
 
2014-01-05 05:57:41 PM
SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIORS UNITE!

Not really, social justice warriors are worse than furries
 
2014-01-05 06:02:45 PM
I stopped giving a shiat when I saw that it was from a website called "campusreform" I didn't take college age people seriously when I was in college. They seemed ridiculous when I was in high school and I saw nothing change when I joined their ranks. Afterwards I just pitied the self righteous nativity that some of my peers seem to not shed after graduation.

I mean, holy shiat some of them still believe in things!
 
2014-01-05 06:05:28 PM

theflatline: Yechh, it is like Amy Carter and Chelsea Clinton had a fake gay baby.

[scallywagandvagabond.com image 634x496]

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Damn, biatch is flat and plain. She is perfect for her chosen niche
 
2014-01-05 06:08:13 PM

Witness99: You're all gay you just don't know it yet.


That would be ok.
 
2014-01-05 06:11:27 PM
Don't worry NY's poor.  DeBlasio will set this injustice right for you.
 
2014-01-05 06:12:15 PM

Old enough to know better: Whats next? She going to claim shes disabled?

 "I lost a leg in the war!"


i1.ytimg.com

Or maybe she just woke up one morning one sock too many.  That happens sometimes.
 
2014-01-05 06:19:33 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: sleeps in trees: Am I the only person who doesn't get the expensive purse thing?  I couldn't tell a designer bag from a $20 bag unless it has the logo printed all over it.  Further, I'd never spend that kind of cash on a bag.

Even if it has the logo printed all over it, you need to check the hardware and the stitching. The knockoffs are VERY good and are hard to tell from the actual designer piece. The knockoffs are still expensive, but not nearly as expensive as the real deal. However, it's a bad idea to try and check the hardware and stitching on a woman's bag unless you know her very, very well. It tends to upset us, especially if we're trying to be pretentious biatches with a handbag, whose fine quality and superior workmanship we surely appreciate more than you.

/I have a Hello Kitty backpack!
//it's totally real
///you can tell cuz I got it at WalMart



I like the cut of your jib.  I use my purse to hold juice boxes, gum, wet wipes, candy and a wallet.  The rest of the space is for the "Hey could you put this in your purse?"  men in my life.
 
2014-01-05 06:22:54 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Gay people aren't your personal army.


cdn.shopify.com

What a personal army of gay people might look like.
 
2014-01-05 06:28:17 PM
I wish we had known she was a protected minority in the first place, then everything would have been kosher.
 
2014-01-05 06:29:42 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Original Article "I'm extremely blessed and anyone who doesn't like that can fark off"

Second Article "People on the internet are assholes"

I've been blessed in life too, princess. I'm a white, heterosexual, educated male raised in a Protestant household. I work full time as an accountant. I've never been homeless, been to war, been to jail, or had to break the law to survive. I have health insurance and date regularly. I am a lucky one, and it's my damn responsibility to pass that on as much as possible because not everyone gets to have my life.

Society is farking expensive, so I pay my taxes and give to charity (albeit not enough). I vote and I try to get people educated. I try to be a responsible person because I'm so far ahead of the damn curve. You're in my class, sugartits. Act like you've been blessed.


Nice.
 
2014-01-05 06:33:17 PM
OH STFU you attention whoring BS spouting twatwaffle
 
2014-01-05 06:40:25 PM
She's got the kind of face that is waiting to be told twice.
 
2014-01-05 06:44:22 PM

dready zim: theorellior: Tatterdemalian: In all fairness, she's not wrong. She just forgot that, in an authoritarian world, if you make the authorities mad, they WILL destroy you, even if they have to rewrite history to convert you from a protected member of an official victim class into an evil racist conservative bigot.

/what mystifies me is why so many other progressives keep believing it won't eventually happen to them, too
//especially since all it takes to make the authorities mad is to make just one tiny mistake
///the apologies are just a formality, the excommunication from the echo chamber will take place regardless

-.o What the Sam Hill are you blathering about now?

Read more and stop using exclamations from the 40`s ;) Aldous huxley, george orwell, ira levin etc. Distopian future books that are more a manual of future operations than fiction.


Look, I'll admit I only skimmed this FA, and haven't seen anything else about this twat.

But, it looks like she acted like a twat, and, somehow, that got her in the papers. Now, she's acting like an even bigger twat and people are pointing and laughing at her.

How does that relate to a post written by someone who appears to suffer borderline personality disorder, or to classic dystopian works of fiction?
 
2014-01-05 06:49:30 PM

iron de havilland: dready zim: theorellior: Tatterdemalian: In all fairness, she's not wrong. She just forgot that, in an authoritarian world, if you make the authorities mad, they WILL destroy you, even if they have to rewrite history to convert you from a protected member of an official victim class into an evil racist conservative bigot.

/what mystifies me is why so many other progressives keep believing it won't eventually happen to them, too
//especially since all it takes to make the authorities mad is to make just one tiny mistake
///the apologies are just a formality, the excommunication from the echo chamber will take place regardless

-.o What the Sam Hill are you blathering about now?

Read more and stop using exclamations from the 40`s ;) Aldous huxley, george orwell, ira levin etc. Distopian future books that are more a manual of future operations than fiction.

Look, I'll admit I only skimmed this FA, and haven't seen anything else about this twat.

But, it looks like she acted like a twat, and, somehow, that got her in the papers. Now, she's acting like an even bigger twat and people are pointing and laughing at her.

How does that relate to a post written by someone who appears to suffer borderline personality disorder, or to classic dystopian works of fiction?


I`m not sure it does but I got where the psycho was coming from and yes, it was this perfect day as another sort of distopian future.
 
2014-01-05 06:49:55 PM
I am gay. I would tell her to fark off.
 
2014-01-05 06:56:54 PM

WorldCitizen: I am gay. I would tell her to fark off.


She's a little brat.
 
2014-01-05 06:59:27 PM

Mike_LowELL: ITT: Nothing worth discussing ever.


You've never been more correct in any of your posts, ever.
 
2014-01-05 07:00:20 PM
Political correctness, the politics of weakness. The bigger the victim you are, the more power you have.

The lesson to be learned here my female, alternately sexed and coloured friends, is not to start off by saying your are rich as hell and people can fark off. It immediately trumps any victim cards you may have been planning to play later on, and puts you on record for being a definite non-victim.
 
2014-01-05 07:00:30 PM
right. where do i stand? i fully support the rights of lgbts. am i under a duty to defend her?

i'm ready

"leave that girl alone"
 
2014-01-05 07:00:55 PM
She needs a manicure, grow up and loose the black nail polish, that she has chewed off.
Tacky little gutter snipe.
 
2014-01-05 07:09:01 PM

sleeps in trees: Am I the only person who doesn't get the expensive purse thing? I couldn't tell a designer bag from a $20 bag unless it has the logo printed all over it.  Further, I'd never spend that kind of cash on a bag.


I don't get that either. It's probably the female equivalent of buying a cool wristwatch....

/ on my budget, I can only afford a low-end Citizen or Casio G-Shock
 
2014-01-05 07:13:58 PM
I support gay people... But not to the extent that we should not execute the rich.  She's part of the entitled 1% so off with her head.
 
2014-01-05 07:25:19 PM

Kahabut: Satanic_Hamster: Prank Call of Cthulhu: SevenizGud: What do you call that moulding? Mid-60s lower-middle-class?

Yeah, the first sentence from her original article:

I came straight from the Mulberry Sample Sale, big ass shopping bag in tow back to the Gristedes by my West Village Apartment

[i44.tinypic.com image 311x311]

She can put on airs when she moves into a big-people house.

It's NYC, dude.  Rich people live in apartments too.  Also, apartments doesn't necessarily mean renting.

You were doing so well, then you went full retard.

"Apartment" means a place you rent, in a multi-unit building.
"Condominium" is the word you were looking for.  That's when you OWN 1 or more units in the multi-unit building.

Words have specific meanings and just because you are too lazy/stupid to use the correct one, doesn't change their meanings.

TL:DR  Apartment means renting, condo means owning.


In most places the condo/apartment distinction is true, but in NYC people can either own or rent their apartments.
 
2014-01-05 07:32:25 PM
We all know what really happened to her, right? She walked into a store swinging her overpriced purse and shopping bag full of her terrible taste in clothes and nobody paid attention to her. I mean no one even turned their head to give her a glance even. So naturally she wrote a pack of lies about it to show those poor's how rich and important she thinks she is.  Just another stupid white narcissist attention whore who doesn't deserve any of this time we are wasting on her.
 
2014-01-05 07:32:43 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: sleeps in trees: Am I the only person who doesn't get the expensive purse thing? I couldn't tell a designer bag from a $20 bag unless it has the logo printed all over it.  Further, I'd never spend that kind of cash on a bag.

I don't get that either. It's probably the female equivalent of buying a cool wristwatch....

/ on my budget, I can only afford a low-end Citizen or Casio G-Shock


No kidding. Moneys too short to waste on logos (I'm looking at you Dr Dre headphone owners). I don't mind spending more, but it damn well better be because the quaity and performance are worth it.
 
2014-01-05 07:33:25 PM
Fark the rich hard in the ass like a village full of enraged Spanish guerillas.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u9JLfSM5dUc/TCOUKQXQp6I/AAAAAAAAIuk/QFNjS7 Sw LLU/s1600/goya1_populacho.jpg
 
2014-01-05 07:35:39 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: sleeps in trees: Am I the only person who doesn't get the expensive purse thing? I couldn't tell a designer bag from a $20 bag unless it has the logo printed all over it.  Further, I'd never spend that kind of cash on a bag.

I don't get that either. It's probably the female equivalent of buying a cool wristwatch....

/ on my budget, I can only afford a low-end Citizen or Casio G-Shock



You know, I never thought of it that way.  I cannot understand why my husband likes cool wrist watches.  I think the only thing I like to splurge on is good towels and bedding.
 
2014-01-05 07:36:23 PM
"Sacks' Facebook page identifies her as a student at Eugene Lang College The New School for Liberal Arts and a "Bleeding Liberal."

She's no Liberal.
 
2014-01-05 07:40:42 PM
Oh you poor honey. You're not rich. Your daddy is rich. You're just spoiled. There's a big difference.
 
2014-01-05 07:58:25 PM
What a shock... in addition to the screaming that someone looked at her wrong while she was shopping post, then the internet is mean and the LGBT people HAVE to defend me post, she also has more...

Choice parts of her wish list:

1. A badass lighter that never gets lost in your bag and allows you to light a perfect cig every time regardless of the wind.
4. A pest detection alarm that alerts you to creatures so you don't shiat your pants right away.
5. A sign that beams out at creeps when a biatchy resting face isn't substantial and says, "If you look at me again I will castrate you".
9. Sunglasses that discreetly keep your bank balance + spending in the corner of your eye. Don't want to deal with your impending poverty? Take them off.
11. An app that tells you through a red light/green light system how hard places ID and if your bullshiat internet ID that isn't from ID Chief (RIP) will work or your borrowed ID that doesn't even look like you will pass.
13. A portable device that can attach to your keys that tests your drugs for you and can identify whether or not it's laced with some nasty shiat. Seriously people, this shiat's important always make sure your drugs are safe.


Those wants just scream class.

And her first article is called:
"Confession: I'm A Chronic Female Masturbator"

The most truthful quote she's put out there is probably:
"If you all wanted to show me, you would realize that I am a sad, sad little girl, seeking out attention and you wouldn't give me the time of day. Go ahead, shun me, act like I'm irrelevant. I'm a lot more afraid of that than being told to jump off of a bridge. "
 
2014-01-05 08:08:30 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: Unless you can afford to buy the entire building, you're going to have neighbors living above/below/next to you in the same building.


A studio there costs more than I've made in a year... ever.

/and people wonder why I won't move there.
 
2014-01-05 08:10:56 PM

Old enough to know better: Forbidden Doughnut: sleeps in trees: Am I the only person who doesn't get the expensive purse thing? I couldn't tell a designer bag from a $20 bag unless it has the logo printed all over it.  Further, I'd never spend that kind of cash on a bag.

I don't get that either. It's probably the female equivalent of buying a cool wristwatch....

/ on my budget, I can only afford a low-end Citizen or Casio G-Shock

No kidding. Moneys too short to waste on logos (I'm looking at you Dr Dre headphone owners). I don't mind spending more, but it damn well better be because the quaity and performance are worth it.


I was thinking "Duck Dynasty gun buyers" but really, the possibilities are myriad.
 
2014-01-05 08:17:58 PM

Old enough to know better: Whats next? She going to claim shes disabled?


Well, she whined that the gay community was also too mean to her because she wasn't butch enough, and that people on the street are mean to her because she doesn't look mean enough, so I guess if she added that we'd also need a story about how the disabled are mean to her because her disability isn't cool enough.

She also slipped in being suicidal most of her life, drug references, and alcohol references.  One of those could be a good excuse.

Actually, she probably does have some major depression issues - she appears to believe everyone hates her without even talking to any of them.  It's not just the checkout girl.  She's posted lashing out towards at least 3 different groups who 'looked at her wrong' without any words exchanged at all.
 
2014-01-05 08:20:04 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: whither_apophis: Is she "gay" gay or "gay in college, married to a guy with two kids by the time she's 35" gay?

I'm betting the latter.  Though she'll tell you that you're a tool of the heteronormative establishment for implying that being flexible in her sexuality is not a valid form of expression.


Or an idiot for not realizing the difference between 'gay' and 'bisexual'.

/Yes, we exist.
//No, it's not another term for threesomes or polyamorous.
 
2014-01-05 08:20:42 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Prank Call of Cthulhu: I know that not having someone on the other side of the wall > someone on the other side of the wall.

There's always someone on the other side of the wall, even if that means they're outside.

Also, unlike poor people apartments, rich people apartments tend to be better insulated against sound so that you don't know there are people on the other side.


It's not just NYC where there are luxury apartments.  I've known quite a few well off people who choose to live in luxury apartments in urban areas.  Dining, nightlife, shopping, culture, entertainment are all nearby, rather than living an hour away in exclusive gated exurbs.

I lived for two years in an nice apartment complex.  I lived in crappy ones when I was in my 20s.  The difference is night and day, but people who associate apartments only with drunk frat-boys and cat ladies didn't totally grasp it.  They were always shocked that I had as much space as a house, a gate with an intercom, woodburning fireplace, 12 foot ceilings, attached garage, doorstep trash pickup, etc.  And, it was within walking distance of two bars... and a golf academy, two synagogues, and a liposuction clinic. Neighbors below and on both sides, but I never heard anything*.

* The neighbors had a yappy dog, and I could hear it bark incessantly when my door was open.  As soon as I closed the door, the sound disappeared.

If Daddy is renting an apartment for a college student in the West Village, they're probably rich.

/paid more than friends did for their mortgages.
//moved into a house because I got married and my wife wanted more space for entertaining.
 
2014-01-05 08:27:19 PM

vygramul: In other news, if you're a smarmy farkwad, whatever your other qualities are, people are still going to think you're a smarmy farkwad.


Done. in. One.
 
2014-01-05 08:32:01 PM
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