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(Campus Reform)   20-year-old entitled rich white girl who got slammed for her essay defending being an entitled rich white girl slams the media for ignoring fact she's also gay because the media would have never dared slam a gay person. No, really   (campusreform.org) divider line 236
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2014-01-05 12:14:01 PM
In other news, if you're a smarmy farkwad, whatever your other qualities are, people are still going to think you're a smarmy farkwad.
 
2014-01-05 12:17:51 PM
Is she "gay" gay or "gay in college, married to a guy with two kids by the time she's 35" gay?
 
2014-01-05 12:18:32 PM
Girl has issues.
 
2014-01-05 12:46:19 PM
lipstickmakeseverythingbetter.com
 
2014-01-05 01:07:30 PM

whither_apophis: Is she "gay" gay or "gay in college, married to a guy with two kids by the time she's 35" gay?


I'm betting the latter.  Though she'll tell you that you're a tool of the heteronormative establishment for implying that being flexible in her sexuality is not a valid form of expression.
 
2014-01-05 01:13:05 PM
I missed the first round in this pointless fight but from what the article says it seems like the girl did nothing wrong to begin with.

The internet loves to be offended, well it too can fark off.
 
2014-01-05 01:20:16 PM

Slaxl: I missed the first round in this pointless fight but from what the article says it seems like the girl did nothing wrong to begin with.

The internet loves to be offended, well it too can fark off.


I can see you're offended
 
2014-01-05 01:34:20 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Slaxl: I missed the first round in this pointless fight but from what the article says it seems like the girl did nothing wrong to begin with.

The internet loves to be offended, well it too can fark off.

I can see you're offended


I wish, because apparently by the laws of the internet being offended means you're right. Unfortunately I have to settle for being merely dismayed at how base interaction has become when the internet gets itself so worked up over nothing, repeatedly, just to sell some page views. It's so tiresome.
 
2014-01-05 01:44:45 PM

Slaxl: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Slaxl: I missed the first round in this pointless fight but from what the article says it seems like the girl did nothing wrong to begin with.

The internet loves to be offended, well it too can fark off.

I can see you're offended

I wish, because apparently by the laws of the internet being offended means you're right. Unfortunately I have to settle for being merely dismayed at how base interaction has become when the internet gets itself so worked up over nothing, repeatedly, just to sell some page views. It's so tiresome.


What about the law of the internet regarding commenting on stories you haven't read?
 
2014-01-05 01:50:53 PM
Welcome to the real goal of the homosexual agenda. You can tell the whole world you're gay and NO ONE CARES!
 
2014-01-05 01:54:36 PM
Oh so you have a pride flag? That doesn't mean you're gay, it means you have a pride flag. I have a rainbow flag, and a Dominican Republic Flag. I am neither gay nor a baseball player.
 
2014-01-05 02:08:41 PM

DrBenway: What about the law of the internet regarding commenting on stories you haven't read?


This is Fark, it doesn't apply here.
 
2014-01-05 02:18:31 PM

Slaxl: DrBenway: What about the law of the internet regarding commenting on stories you haven't read?

This is Fark, it doesn't apply here.


I was talking about the one where you typically make yourself look like an idiot but you do it anyway. So I'm pretty sure it does.
 
2014-01-05 02:44:34 PM
I like her. Anyone know her email address?
 
2014-01-05 02:50:20 PM
Most rich people feel this way about the poors.  They just have the good grace to not publicize it.  It's a bit late for damage control, but the execution is in line with the tone of the original article.
 
2014-01-05 02:55:54 PM

img.rt.com


"Hey, uh...Guys?  I don't mean to be a Debbie Downer or anything,


 but didn't we have a squealing little self absorbed moron tied up in here earlier?"

 
2014-01-05 03:08:38 PM

whither_apophis: Is she "gay" gay or "gay in college, married to a guy with two kids by the time she's 35" gay?


I think she's, I have rich gay friends gay.
 
2014-01-05 03:10:00 PM

Slaxl: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Slaxl: I missed the first round in this pointless fight but from what the article says it seems like the girl did nothing wrong to begin with.

The internet loves to be offended, well it too can fark off.

I can see you're offended

I wish, because apparently by the laws of the internet being offended means you're right. Unfortunately I have to settle for being merely dismayed at how base interaction has become when the internet gets itself so worked up over nothing, repeatedly, just to sell some page views. It's so tiresome.


Unfortunately, Fark is not the place to come for sympathy on that front.  Too many here fall into the same stupid rut that the rest of the internet is buried in.
 
2014-01-05 03:10:25 PM
You're all gay you just don't know it yet.
 
2014-01-05 03:10:28 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Most rich people feel this way about the poors.


Citation please.
 
2014-01-05 03:12:27 PM
Hmmm, I read the original article, and she's not getting any calls from The Atlantic or The New Yorker any time soon.

Honey, you really do sound like "daddy's little princess wasting money, that little piece of shiat", to quote your own words.
 
2014-01-05 03:12:38 PM
In the article, she said a cashier and customer glared at her when she entered a grocery store with her "big ass shopping bag" from a sample sale at Mulberry, a British luxury brand.

Yeah, twunt, everyone else is as emotionally invested in your shopping bag as you are.

They have no other interests or worries.
 
2014-01-05 03:13:31 PM
Doesn't that just mean the gays are finally being treated like everyone else? I thought they'd be thrilled.

/Bet the gays would like to disown you, honey. Like Canadians would love to disown Ted Cruz. OH NO SHE DIDN'T!
 
2014-01-05 03:13:45 PM
I'm not sure how, but Obama is responsible for this.
 
2014-01-05 03:14:46 PM
Gay people aren't your personal army.
 
2014-01-05 03:15:11 PM
Being gay is not enough to overcome being white cis scum, Bilge Baron!!11!

/or something.
 
2014-01-05 03:15:12 PM
NOTHELPING.jpg
 
2014-01-05 03:15:59 PM
Those who sacked the people responsible for sacking the people who have been sacked have been sacked.
 
2014-01-05 03:16:06 PM
Great financial circumstances?

www.campusreform.org

What do you call that moulding? Mid-60s lower-middle-class?

Nobody with any money would be seen in such a shiathole as that.

In other news, the people glaring at your weren't glaring at you because you had spent money, but because you were promoting the bags as if you had just accomplished something that took talent.

Your only talent is pretending you have money, and you only get a B- at that.
 
2014-01-05 03:16:54 PM
Whats next? She going to claim shes disabled?

 "I lost a leg in the war!"
 
2014-01-05 03:17:23 PM

Needlessly Complicated: Doesn't that just mean the gays are finally being treated like everyone else? I thought they'd be thrilled.

/Bet the gays would like to disown you, honey. Like Canadians would love to disown Ted Cruz. OH NO SHE DIDN'T!


wouldn't anyone want to disown her ?
 
2014-01-05 03:17:40 PM
Smarmy rich girl-child who despises the poor and gets mad when the gay community fails to rally around her based solely on her sexual status?

Oh yes, she just reeks of 'bleed heart liberal.'

Pro-tip, darlin: Calling yourself a liberal doesn't make you a liberal.
 
2014-01-05 03:17:49 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Gay people aren't your personal army.


That's too bad. I bet they could rock some fabulous rainbow camouflage.
 
2014-01-05 03:18:11 PM
She's ugly. I'm glad she is a lesbian, now I won't have to click past her on any dating website or something.
 
2014-01-05 03:18:29 PM
Equality means that , whatever you like to do with your genitals, what colour your genitals are, or even what type of genitals you have, is not part of the decision in deciding if you are a twat.
 
2014-01-05 03:18:49 PM

theorellior: Hmmm, I read the original article, and she's not getting any calls from The Atlantic or The New Yorker any time soon.

Honey, you really do sound like "daddy's little princess wasting money, that little piece of shiat", to quote your own words.


If she doesn't inherit the rest of her life's funding, I think she's in for a really rough time. Let her feel on top of the world now.

If she does, well, good for her. There are plenty of poor-hating rich people. They have no idea who holds the power in society.
 
2014-01-05 03:19:36 PM
In all fairness, she's not wrong. She just forgot that, in an authoritarian world, if you make the authorities mad, they WILL destroy you, even if they have to rewrite history to convert you from a protected member of an official victim class into an evil racist conservative bigot.

/what mystifies me is why so many other progressives keep believing it won't eventually happen to them, too
//especially since all it takes to make the authorities mad is to make just one tiny mistake
///the apologies are just a formality, the excommunication from the echo chamber will take place regardless
 
2014-01-05 03:20:01 PM

jaytkay: In the article, she said a cashier and customer glared at her when she entered a grocery store with her "big ass shopping bag" from a sample sale at Mulberry, a British luxury brand.

Yeah, twunt, everyone else is as emotionally invested in your shopping bag as you are.

They have no other interests or worries.


She probably kept the door open longer than necessary and let the cold in.
 
2014-01-05 03:20:42 PM

theorellior: Hmmm, I read the original article, and she's not getting any calls from The Atlantic or The New Yorker any time soon.

Honey, you really do sound like "daddy's little princess wasting money, that little piece of shiat", to quote your own words.


Yep, and I read the one in between too. By the time you get to the one referred to here in the link (actually her third one in this saga), all you can see is the cat paw on the hand with the "stop posting" caption.
 
2014-01-05 03:20:53 PM

SevenizGud: What do you call that moulding? Mid-60s lower-middle-class?


Yeah, the first sentence from her original article:

I came straight from the Mulberry Sample Sale, big ass shopping bag in tow back to the Gristedes by my West Village Apartment

i44.tinypic.com

She can put on airs when she moves into a big-people house.
 
2014-01-05 03:21:24 PM
So she's a gay coont.

/as if that makes a difference
 
2014-01-05 03:21:34 PM

litespeed74: whither_apophis: Is she "gay" gay or "gay in college, married to a guy with two kids by the time she's 35" gay?

I think she's, I have rich gay friends gay.


Those are her rich gay dad's rich gay friends making her think she's gay....and rich
 
2014-01-05 03:21:53 PM
Also twunt is the perfect word for this individual.
 
2014-01-05 03:23:26 PM
I'd do her.
 
2014-01-05 03:23:49 PM

Tatterdemalian: In all fairness, she's not wrong. She just forgot that, in an authoritarian world, if you make the authorities mad, they WILL destroy you, even if they have to rewrite history to convert you from a protected member of an official victim class into an evil racist conservative bigot.

/what mystifies me is why so many other progressives keep believing it won't eventually happen to them, too
//especially since all it takes to make the authorities mad is to make just one tiny mistake
///the apologies are just a formality, the excommunication from the echo chamber will take place regardless


-.o What the Sam Hill are you blathering about now?
 
2014-01-05 03:24:29 PM

Tatterdemalian: In all fairness, she's not wrong. She just forgot that, in an authoritarian world, if you make the authorities mad, they WILL destroy you, even if they have to rewrite history to convert you from a protected member of an official victim class into an evil racist conservative bigot.

/what mystifies me is why so many other progressives keep believing it won't eventually happen to them, too
//especially since all it takes to make the authorities mad is to make just one tiny mistake
///the apologies are just a formality, the excommunication from the echo chamber will take place regardless


Ah, what a brave new world we live in...
 
2014-01-05 03:24:33 PM
Total loser. Disgrace to the gays, that is if she is really gay which I doubt. Parents have spoiled her. Her giving the digitus impudicus is doing herself no favors.
 
2014-01-05 03:24:52 PM
If I were her I'd be more preoccupied with losing some weight.
 
2014-01-05 03:26:34 PM
While my sexuality is irrelevant to the topic of my article, it still is part of who I am and should not be ignored...

Her logic here is bizarre.  She admits her sexuality is irrelevant and yet insists on having it made an issue.
 
2014-01-05 03:27:03 PM

theorellior: Tatterdemalian: In all fairness, she's not wrong. She just forgot that, in an authoritarian world, if you make the authorities mad, they WILL destroy you, even if they have to rewrite history to convert you from a protected member of an official victim class into an evil racist conservative bigot.

/what mystifies me is why so many other progressives keep believing it won't eventually happen to them, too
//especially since all it takes to make the authorities mad is to make just one tiny mistake
///the apologies are just a formality, the excommunication from the echo chamber will take place regardless

-.o What the Sam Hill are you blathering about now?


Read more and stop using exclamations from the 40`s ;) Aldous huxley, george orwell, ira levin etc. Distopian future books that are more a manual of future operations than fiction.
 
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