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(Stuff.co.nz)   President of Zimbabwe Robert Mugabe has collapsed, possibly dead. UPDATE: or not   (stuff.co.nz) divider line 171
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2014-01-05 12:07:19 PM
World's smallest violins removed from cases, prepared for funeral...
 
2014-01-05 12:10:10 PM
Wow, how many billions of Zimbabwe dollars will be spent on the funeral?
 
2014-01-05 12:10:27 PM
How much is it to buy like, a case of Budweiser and a plane ticket to Harare?
 
2014-01-05 12:15:15 PM

BizarreMan: Wow, how many billions of Zimbabwe dollars will be spent on the funeral?


You're not even going the cardboard box route, I see.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-01-05 12:17:09 PM

BizarreMan: Wow, how many billions of Zimbabwe dollars will be spent on the funeral?


I think they will just cremate him by burning money.

About a dollars worth should do it.
 
2014-01-05 12:19:38 PM

vpb: BizarreMan: Wow, how many billions of Zimbabwe dollars will be spent on the funeral?

I think they will just cremate him by burning money.

About a dollars worth should do it.


Actually this is a good thing for the currency. The country can only improve.

/probably
 
2014-01-05 12:19:45 PM
This should be his gravestone:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-05 12:20:11 PM
Well, bye
 
2014-01-05 12:23:37 PM

whither_apophis: vpb: BizarreMan: Wow, how many billions of Zimbabwe dollars will be spent on the funeral?

I think they will just cremate him by burning money.

About a dollars worth should do it.

Actually this is a good thing for the currency. The country can only improve.

/probably


Deflation is something that is, well, complex. I don't know if the right answer isn't just to replace the currency.
 
2014-01-05 12:25:42 PM
Throw him in a ditch!
 
2014-01-05 12:26:00 PM
Good. I hope it was the CIA.
 
2014-01-05 12:33:50 PM
If Mugabe is dead that is the best news for Rhodesia in a long time. Maybe an sustainable economy can return and the destruction of the country can be stopped.
 
2014-01-05 12:34:40 PM

vygramul: whither_apophis: vpb: BizarreMan: Wow, how many billions of Zimbabwe dollars will be spent on the funeral?

I think they will just cremate him by burning money.

About a dollars worth should do it.

Actually this is a good thing for the currency. The country can only improve.

/probably

Deflation is something that is, well, complex. I don't know if the right answer isn't just to replace the currency.


Yeah, assuming it isn't a crony that takes power next, any legit gov't would purge and start over.
 
2014-01-05 12:37:35 PM
Should be interesting to see what rushes in to fill that vacuum

/wouldn't want to visit Zimbabwe for a while
 
2014-01-05 12:46:49 PM
He's pining for the fjords
 
2014-01-05 12:57:08 PM
You say Mu-gah-be
I say Mu-gay-be
You say, eat babby
I say, eat baby

... Let's call the whole thing off

If there is a Hell, he is there with Gary Coleman... Eternally reliving this nightmare...

i.onionstatic.com
 
2014-01-05 01:03:47 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-01-05 01:10:05 PM

NewportBarGuy: Throw him in a ditch!


Covered in petrol, on fire?
 
2014-01-05 02:38:55 PM
SHUT.

DOWN.

EVERYTHING.
 
2014-01-05 02:39:33 PM
Generalísimo Francisco Franco..... still dead
 
2014-01-05 02:39:48 PM
He deserves a farkeulogy.
 
2014-01-05 02:40:55 PM

cameroncrazy1984: NewportBarGuy: Throw him in a ditch!

Covered in petrol, on fire?


No... although that would have been a pretty good idea while he was alive.
 
2014-01-05 02:41:08 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Should be interesting to see what rushes in to fill that vacuum

/wouldn't want to visit Zimbabwe for a while


Why would anyone want to visit Zimbabwe at all any time? Except for humanitarian reasons or just to say "I've been to Zimbabwe and I wasn't killed/robbed/contracted AIDS"
 
2014-01-05 02:41:19 PM
t.qkme.me
 
2014-01-05 02:41:20 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-01-05 02:41:20 PM
Happyton Bonyongwe, the Director-General of the Zimbabwean Central Intelligence Organisation, has reportedly tightened security at State House in Zimbabwe ...

Aaand now I know what I shall name my firstborn.
 
2014-01-05 02:41:36 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-05 02:41:52 PM
Some people the world is better without.
 
2014-01-05 02:42:04 PM
Obama sees it fit to smite another asshole dictator. That's like five or six dead on his watch.
 
2014-01-05 02:42:04 PM

JasonOfOrillia: He deserves a farkeulogy.


YES! Andy and John need to do this one
 
2014-01-05 02:42:34 PM

awfulperson: Happyton Bonyongwe, the Director-General of the Zimbabwean Central Intelligence Organisation, has reportedly tightened security at State House in Zimbabwe ...

Aaand now I know what I shall name my firstborn.


Will he be a metric or Imperial ton of fun?
 
2014-01-05 02:42:39 PM
Someone smother him with a pillow to make sure.
 
2014-01-05 02:43:16 PM

Prairie Phoenix: Why would anyone want to visit Zimbabwe at all any time?


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-01-05 02:43:53 PM
I hope he's not dead so they can torture him.  Turn him into Reek
 
2014-01-05 02:44:18 PM
gifrific.com
 
2014-01-05 02:44:38 PM
github.com
 
2014-01-05 02:44:59 PM
Where can they store his corpse?
 
2014-01-05 02:45:21 PM
And not a fark was given...
 
2014-01-05 02:45:32 PM
The only problem I foresee is wholesale looting, raping and pillaging by his ZANU-PF thugs as they realize the leash has been cut. Oh, wait, they do that anyway.
 
2014-01-05 02:45:56 PM
Forget it, Jack.

It's Zimbabwe.
 
2014-01-05 02:46:00 PM

Fear the Clam: [media.tumblr.com image 400x400]


Beat me to it.
 
2014-01-05 02:46:07 PM
Good! Mugabe is an evil motherfarker.
 
2014-01-05 02:46:25 PM
Robert Mugabe?  Collapsed?

And here I am, enjoying a glass of cabernet from one of his wineries right now.  Quel co-inky-dink!
 
2014-01-05 02:47:26 PM
Couldn't have happened to a nicer man.
 
2014-01-05 02:47:33 PM

Feel_the_velvet: Robert Mugabe?  Collapsed?

And here I am, enjoying a glass of cabernet from one of his wineries right now.  Quel co-inky-dink!


That took me a bit longer than I care to admit. Bravo.
 
2014-01-05 02:48:27 PM
If Mugabe's dead, short term things could get really nasty in Zimbabwe.

Long-term, though, it'll be the best for them.  They cannot advance as a country until that old bastard is dead.
 
2014-01-05 02:48:54 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-05 02:49:26 PM
Of the dead, let nothing but good be said.

Mugabe's dead.

Good.
 
2014-01-05 02:49:35 PM

EkimProx: Fear the Clam: [media.tumblr.com image 400x400]

Beat me to it.


No problem. It's two-grumpy-cats-worth of good news.
 
2014-01-05 02:49:39 PM

indylaw: SHUT.

DOWN.

EVERYTHING.


took so long.
 
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