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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Local girl, 12, gets tongue stuck to flag pole. "She's going to be very popular"   (wmur.com) divider line 10
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2014-01-05 01:15:48 PM  
32 votes:
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2014-01-05 12:21:55 PM  
4 votes:
The swelling in her mouth is expected to last about six weeks.

[INSERT TASTELESS JOKE]

[REDEEM TICKET TO HELL]
2014-01-05 12:04:26 PM  
3 votes:

Misconduc: [smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net image 500x240]

I guess some people never seen this movie.


No one hasn't seen that movie. Even the bushman of the  Kalahari have all seen that farking movie a hundred times.
2014-01-06 02:36:58 AM  
1 votes:
All they had to do was to turn off the suction in the plastic pipe made to look like a steel pole.
2014-01-05 04:44:44 PM  
1 votes:

BunkyBrewman: It took the parents 15 minutes to figure out some warm water would un-stick her tongue from the pole?

*sigh*


No, her parents figured 15 minutes was long enough so she wouldn't do it again.

// parent
2014-01-05 04:00:45 PM  
1 votes:

comslave: Given the job market, she may need that tongue to make a living.


and the pole.
2014-01-05 02:40:15 PM  
1 votes:

phlegmmo: FoonFlake: Double Dog Dare is sufficient up to, and including, the age of 12.

In most situations, yes. But in case of Rubber vs. Glue, the court concluded that in a group larger than 4, a double dog dare may fall short.


:)
2014-01-05 01:35:48 PM  
1 votes:

FoonFlake: SauronWasFramed: Was she triple dog dared?


Double Dog Dare is sufficient up to, and including, the age of 12.


In most situations, yes. But in case of Rubber vs. Glue, the court concluded that in a group larger than 4, a double dog dare may fall short.
2014-01-05 01:00:19 PM  
1 votes:
"the swelling in her mouth is expected to last about 6 weeks" - I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole.
2014-01-05 11:54:23 AM  
1 votes:
smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net

I guess some people never seen this movie.
 
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