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2014-01-05 01:22:30 PM  
There's more than one way to skin a cat. Always has been, always will be.
 
2014-01-05 01:56:17 PM  
Well, I've seen enough of the videos online to know I'm properly discharging my penis.
 
2014-01-05 01:59:27 PM  
...parenting?
 
2014-01-05 02:00:00 PM  
... including writing an article that is easy and convenient to read.
 
2014-01-05 02:00:09 PM  
This guy needs to get a job.
 
2014-01-05 02:00:51 PM  
That's what she said....... :- (
 
2014-01-05 02:02:20 PM  
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
 
2014-01-05 02:02:36 PM  
One way to avoid doing things the wrong way is to not do anything.
 
2014-01-05 02:05:17 PM  
I'm getting tired of the internet. Too many people, broadcasting too much bullshiat and pretending it's worthwhile.

I however, have a great blog about 17 things every person will want to know. You should check it out. I promise it's totally not just a compilation of things other people came up with that I am not claiming credit for.
 
2014-01-05 02:06:22 PM  
That's not what your momma said, subby.
 
2014-01-05 02:06:29 PM  
Because whatever you are doing, some pretentious d-bag will condescendingly inform you that you are wrong.

Didn't Ric Romero cover this?
 
2014-01-05 02:07:58 PM  
To prove your point, you should have said "incorrectly" instead of "wrong."
 
2014-01-05 02:10:36 PM  
Don't turn into BuzzFeed, NPR. Be the adult in the room.
 
2014-01-05 02:11:52 PM  
Why is that anytime someone wants to explain how to do something on the Internet, instead of presenting a paragraph or a picture or two they produce a god damned 10 minute video that plays like an infomercial.
 
2014-01-05 02:13:43 PM  
Ftfa When the eggs were done, I cooled each one in ice water, then cracked both ends of the shell, held it in my fist and blew. Each time, the shell shook a bit and whistled, then out popped the egg, shell-less and delicious.

Sounds great if you like spit all over your eggs, I am going to stick with just peeling them with my hands
 
2014-01-05 02:14:01 PM  

INeedAName: I'm getting tired of the internet. Too many people, broadcasting too much bullshiat and pretending it's worthwhile.

I however, have a great blog about 17 things every person will want to know. You should check it out. I promise it's totally not just a compilation of things other people came up with that I am not claiming credit for.


Increase your click-throughs with this one weird trick!
 
2014-01-05 02:15:04 PM  

cambie: There's more than one way to skin a cat. Always has been, always will be.



Ways to skin a cat: An exercise in lateral thinking

You've heard the old saying "there's more than one way to skin a cat." But have you ever wondered how many ways there are, or whether you could invent a new way? This guide will get you started, and get you thinking. It is in no way intended to be an exhaustive catalog (no pun intended. OK, intended); rather, it is meant to give you, the reader, fresh insights into solving problems through lateral thinking. And, if the cat skin/corpse market is good, you just might earn a few dollars.

For the purposes of this exercise, "skinning a cat" means removing the skin from a cat in such a way that the end product is either a cat without a skin, or a cat skin, or both (as long as the cat is not inside the skin). So, for instance, you can't just dynamite a cat and say you've "skinned" it, even if the inside of the cat is now outside. Similarly, feeding a cat into a wood chipper would not qualify as "skinning." The guide below examines these two parameters separately when possible. Note that some methods yield both a skinned cat and a cat skin.

DISCLAIMER: We advocate skinning only cats that are already dead. We do not condone killing cats for any reason, except in self-defense. Your local veterinarian or animal shelter might be able to provide you with all the humanely pre-killed cats you'll need. HINT: Don't tell them what you're doing.

DISCLAIMER: The author has not actually tried any of these methods, as far as he can recall. Not all are intended to be practical, but they ought to work, in theory. This is not intended as a how-to guide; the reader will need to do some basic research before attempting most of these methods. Some will require special equipment as well as eye protection, rubberized gloves, respirators and other safety precautions. The author assumes no responsibility for any injury or criminal charges you may incur.

DISCLAIMER: Before attempting any of these methods, please read our informative article "Why To Skin A Cat."

SKINNING METHODS THAT YIELD A COMPLETE, SKINNED CAT:
The normal way where you make an incision with a knife or scalpel along the ventral line and insides of legs, and carefully peel the skin off, producing both a complete skinned cat and a complete cat skin. Boring.
Shave cat and immerse in liquid nitrogen until skin is frozen, but the inside is still soft. Beat cat vigorously with baseball bat until skin has completely shattered and separated from cat. You might have to pick off a few pieces of skin here and there.
Insert high-pressure air needle between skin and muscles. Inflate skin until it separates from cat. Carefully deflate cat and cut incision along ventral line, and then skin normally. This method produces both a complete skinned cat and a complete cat skin. Hint: If you stitch a stem valve into the cat's skin, you might have better luck inflating it.
Cheese grater. Hint: Shave and freeze cat first. Liquid nitrogen not necessary; ordinary freezer should do.
Electric belt sander (coarse belt). (Also better if cat is frozen)
Sand blaster. (Likewise with the freezing)
If a cooked cat is your fancy, you can roast it on a spit over a fire until the skin has completely charred. It should then be easy to peel off. Cooking Tip: Shave cat first.
Or, you could flash-burn the skin off in a series of extemely short, extremely high-temperature blasts from various heat sources, such as Thermit, oxy-acetylene flame, etc. Each blast should turn the outer layer of tissue into fine ash, like in the Andromeda Strain, where they sanitized the scientists before they could enter the research facility. Except in this case, you'd just keep going until the skin is gone.
Genetically engineer skinless cats and wait for them to die a natural death (shouldn't be long). Warning: They will hate you. Best to breed them without claws or teeth, either. Be nice to them until they die. You're not the monster--they are.
Genetically engineer a cat with snake or lizard DNA, so it periodically sheds its skin. This will provide multiple skins from a single cat. Probably the best method here, also the most difficult.
Make incisions as described above. Coat cat with contact cement. Fold cat into 3'x3' heavy canvas or carpet. Let contact cement dry. Peel canvas or carpet off of cat. Skin should stick to canvas.
Just tear it off. Use your teeth if you have to.

SKINNING METHODS THAT YIELD A COMPLETE CAT SKIN*
Make incision inside cat's mouth where cheeks and lips attach to skull. Work the fingers of both hands inside this incision until your fingers meet on the top of the skull. You should now be able to pull the skin back over the cat's head and peel the skin off the cat, like a gym sock off your foot.
Pour a series of acids and other caustic chemicals down the cat's throat, emptying out liquefied cat slurry from mouth between administrations of chemicals. This method will require some trial and error to perfect. Suggested chemicals include lye, perchloric acid, carbolic acid and concentrated papayin.
Dip cat in liquid nitrogen until core teperature reaches -320° F. Use hair dryer to thaw skin only. Beat cat vigorously with baseball bat until frozen interior is completely shattered. Pour frozen cat dust out of skin through mouth opening.
Alternately, pour liquid nitrogen down cat's throat, and shatter frozen portions in a series of applications.
Maggots, available at most bait shops, can also hollow out a cat, leaving just the skeleton, which should be mostly separated from the skin. Various other carrion-eating insects would be useful for detail work. Most of the bones will fit through the mouth opening; those that are too large can be broken easily enough. Remember, the leg, tail and head skin aren't important.

LATERAL THINKING EXERCISE: Write your own cat-skinning methods here (use additional paper if necessary)
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*For our purposes, a complete skin does not need to include the tail, head or feet. Give yourself bonus points if you manage to keep these difficult areas attached to the rest of the skin.
 
2014-01-05 02:15:22 PM  
Had to click through to read the rest, but it requires logging in to G+ or Facebook.

Fark.

That.
 
2014-01-05 02:18:50 PM  

Niveras: Had to click through to read the rest, but it requires logging in to G+ or Facebook.

Fark.

That.

 
2014-01-05 02:19:24 PM  
The egg-blower is annoying.
 
2014-01-05 02:19:35 PM  

hlehmann: Why is that anytime someone wants to explain how to do something on the Internet, instead of presenting a paragraph or a picture or two they produce a god damned 10 minute video that plays like an infomercial.


There are some complicated things that require a video (or copious amounts of pictures) to explain, but for the most part I agree with you. Let me spend ten seconds reading how to do it. Ain't nobody got ten minutes for you to blather on about to baste a turkey.
 
2014-01-05 02:20:40 PM  

Needlessly Complicated: INeedAName: I'm getting tired of the internet. Too many people, broadcasting too much bullshiat and pretending it's worthwhile.

I however, have a great blog about 17 things every person will want to know. You should check it out. I promise it's totally not just a compilation of things other people came up with that I am not claiming credit for.

Increase your click-throughs with this one weird trick!


I'll link that. Along with my 3 foolproof tricks to lose belly fat and the 11 ways to maximize your investments in companies no one has heard about yet.
 
2014-01-05 02:22:06 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-01-05 02:25:59 PM  
www.lememe.com
 
2014-01-05 02:26:10 PM  
Yeah, I've known I do everything wrong for years. I have a wife to make sure I stay informed of that.
 
2014-01-05 02:27:04 PM  

bubbadave1056: To prove your point, you should have said "incorrectly" instead of "wrong."


Your doing it wrongly.

FTFY
 
2014-01-05 02:29:14 PM  
img42.imageshack.us
 
2014-01-05 02:31:22 PM  
Hard-boiled eggs

Ingredients:
1) Eggs
2) Water

Procedure:
1) Place eggs in a pan of cold water
2) Bring water just to boiling
3) Turn off heat, the eggs are cooked
5) When the water cools, put the eggs in the fridge

/ Older eggs peel easier because the air bubble on the butt end is bigger
// You can compare the age of eggs by floating them, older eggs float higher because the air bubble on the butt end is bigger
 
2014-01-05 02:33:15 PM  
How to peel a hard boiled egg:

Step 1: Peel egg.
Step 2: There is no Step 2.

Are people out there really having such a hard time peeling eggs?

There's nothing to think about. Do it.
 
2014-01-05 02:33:40 PM  

a particular individual: cambie: There's more than one way to skin a cat. Always has been, always will be.


Ways to skin a cat: An exercise in lateral thinking

You've heard the old saying "there's more than one way to skin a cat." But have you ever wondered how many ways there are, or whether you could invent a new way? This guide will get you started, and get you thinking. It is in no way intended to be an exhaustive catalog (no pun intended. OK, intended); rather, it is meant to give you, the reader, fresh insights into solving problems through lateral thinking. And, if the cat skin/corpse market is good, you just might earn a few dollars.

For the purposes of this exercise, "skinning a cat" means removing the skin from a cat in such a way that the end product is either a cat without a skin, or a cat skin, or both (as long as the cat is not inside the skin). So, for instance, you can't just dynamite a cat and say you've "skinned" it, even if the inside of the cat is now outside. Similarly, feeding a cat into a wood chipper would not qualify as "skinning." The guide below examines these two parameters separately when possible. Note that some methods yield both a skinned cat and a cat skin.

DISCLAIMER: We advocate skinning only cats that are already dead. We do not condone killing cats for any reason, except in self-defense. Your local veterinarian or animal shelter might be able to provide you with all the humanely pre-killed cats you'll need. HINT: Don't tell them what you're doing.

DISCLAIMER: The author has not actually tried any of these methods, as far as he can recall. Not all are intended to be practical, but they ought to work, in theory. This is not intended as a how-to guide; the reader will need to do some basic research before attempting most of these methods. Some will require special equipment as well as eye protection, rubberized gloves, respirators and other safety precautions. The author assumes no responsibility for any injury or criminal charges you may incur.

DISCL ...


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Wrong.

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www.chinahush.com

In China, you can skip the veterinarian (cutting out the middleman) and buy direct from the distributor!

k0s.org

Better but Wong.
 
2014-01-05 02:43:05 PM  
www.taddit.com
 
2014-01-05 02:49:08 PM  
I really don't want someone else's spittle on my egg
 
2014-01-05 02:50:05 PM  
There's a small but nonzero chance that some of these "tricks" might be useful, but if you're going to try to tell me how to take off my T-shirt "correctly" I'm just gonna close the window.

It's like that stupid video of the "right" way to eat an apple.
 
2014-01-05 02:50:12 PM  
No matter what it is, the one thing you can safely assume about it is that you're Doing It Wrong

I didn't know you were a Calvinist, Subby.
 
2014-01-05 02:52:09 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Niveras: Had to click through to read the rest, but it requires logging in to G+ or Facebook.

Fark.

That.


Thanks to both of you for assuring me that my disgust with signing in with either of those two goddamn sites was not misplaced.

Because f*ck that.  Truly.
 
2014-01-05 02:52:25 PM  

a particular individual: cambie: There's more than one way to skin a cat. Always has been, always will be.


Finally-- I find someone who thinks like me.  I love you, sir/madame.
 
2014-01-05 03:13:11 PM  

chitownmike: Ftfa When the eggs were done, I cooled each one in ice water, then cracked both ends of the shell, held it in my fist and blew. Each time, the shell shook a bit and whistled, then out popped the egg, shell-less and delicious.

Sounds great if you like spit all over your eggs, I am going to stick with just peeling them with my hands


Not to mention it turns hard boiled eggs into a high sodium food. What do they think baking soda is?
 
2014-01-05 03:16:00 PM  

cochlear: a particular individual: cambie: There's more than one way to skin a cat. Always has been, always will be.

Finally-- I find someone who thinks like me.  I love you, sir/madame.


img.fark.net
 
2014-01-05 03:17:32 PM  

happyllama: chitownmike: Ftfa When the eggs were done, I cooled each one in ice water, then cracked both ends of the shell, held it in my fist and blew. Each time, the shell shook a bit and whistled, then out popped the egg, shell-less and delicious.

Sounds great if you like spit all over your eggs, I am going to stick with just peeling them with my hands

Not to mention it turns hard boiled eggs into a high sodium food. What do they think baking soda is?


Like when you put Coca-Cola in a cake?

/Never understood that. Sounds gross.
//I'm probably doing it wrong.
 
2014-01-05 03:18:33 PM  
Having seen the paper towel usage video previously through TED, I will say I have altered my hand washing habits, including the immediate tearing from the automatic dispensers. Made me rethink my towel usage after showering, too, wiping water off before stepping out and using much smaller towels, meaning far less to wash.
 
2014-01-05 03:26:11 PM  
The one thing I am doing is 'it wrong'. Is it same to assume then that I am doing it wrong it wrong?
 
2014-01-05 03:27:28 PM  
Ohh my Dub Fx gave me a little but of lady wood. He's so talented....with his mouth.....

Schlick!
 
2014-01-05 03:29:39 PM  

Niveras: Had to click through to read the rest, but it requires logging in to G+ or Facebook.

Fark.

That.


I hate that site because of that, but I found if you just click outside that popup dialog, it goes away without any sign-in. In other words, its NOT required to sign in and they're just trying to fool you into thinking you need to.
 
2014-01-05 03:36:31 PM  

Vangor: Made me rethink my towel usage after showering, too, wiping water off before stepping out and using much smaller towels, meaning far less to wash.


You use paper towels for showering?
 
2014-01-05 03:45:09 PM  

theorellior: Vangor: Made me rethink my towel usage after showering, too, wiping water off before stepping out and using much smaller towels, meaning far less to wash.

You use paper towels for showering?


I considered whether or not this would be interpreted as paper towels rather than cloth towels, but saying 'cloth towels' sounded weird. I suppose I should have said "drying habits" or something...
 
2014-01-05 04:03:46 PM  

INeedAName: I'm getting tired of the internet. Too many people, broadcasting too much bullshiat and pretending it's worthwhile.


This.

Between the misinformation and the pointless crap like this, I think about 80% of what's on the internet these days is worthless.
 
2014-01-05 04:07:00 PM  

Vangor: I considered whether or not this would be interpreted as paper towels rather than cloth towels, but saying 'cloth towels' sounded weird. I suppose I should have said "drying habits" or something...


Low-hanging fruit, man. I couldn't resist.
 
2014-01-05 04:39:59 PM  
You can't assume.

s3-ak.buzzfed.com
 
2014-01-05 04:45:26 PM  

LordOfThePings: You can't assume.

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She sounds fat.
 
2014-01-05 04:49:54 PM  

Son of Thunder: No matter what it is, the one thing you can safely assume about it is that you're Doing It Wrong

I didn't know you were a Calvinist, Subby.


No, that would be You're Doing It Wrong Unless You're Rich.
 
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