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(Slate)   Man forced to deal with the knowledge that his son is gay and sleeping with his sister's boyfriend, so he does the sensible thing and writes to an internet columnist about it   (slate.com) divider line 18
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2014-01-05 12:22:54 PM  
10 votes:

BizarreMan: Oh yea, dad apparently forgot the number one rule of walking around the house when you have teenagers.  Make a lot of noise as you go so they can hear you coming.


It always creeped me out when I could hear my dad coming.
2014-01-05 01:06:56 PM  
7 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Pichu0102: Also, we do not tolerate sexual activity in the house, regardless of sexual orientation

THEN HOW DID YOU COME TO HAVE TWO KIDS?


From the tip of his penis.  But that's not important right now.
2014-01-05 11:44:20 AM  
6 votes:
Anyone who's ever had both a basement and teenagers should know that the most innocent walk down those steps could mean stumbling upon scenes of naked writhing.

The teenagers I have in my basement don't do any of that nonsense.  The chains and gags generally keep them quiet and restrained until I'm ready to go downstairs for playtime.
2014-01-05 12:42:43 PM  
3 votes:

" My son's a homosexual, and I love him. I love my dead gay son."


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2014-01-05 12:35:42 PM  
2 votes:
BizarreMan:

Could it be that Rebekah knows that Robbie is gay, and Jason is his boyfriend and is helping her brother out by pretending to be interested in Jason?

This, AND Jason is banging the sister too.  Guaranteed.   Hell, he should just pop in to mom & dad's room with a hard-on and a smile and nail both of them.   Add some spice to their obviously passionless marriage.
2014-01-05 11:51:22 AM  
2 votes:

czetie: Is there some unofficial Internet contest to see who get the most elaborate fake letter past Prudence? And am I the last person to know this.


This one struck a good balance. I would have gone over the top by having it develop into a 3-way.
2014-01-05 02:44:39 PM  
1 votes:

xiola: BizarreMan:

Could it be that Rebekah knows that Robbie is gay, and Jason is his boyfriend and is helping her brother out by pretending to be interested in Jason?

This, AND Jason is banging the sister too.  Guaranteed.   Hell, he should just pop in to mom & dad's room with a hard-on and a smile and nail both of them.   Add some spice to their obviously passionless marriage.


"Your dick tastes like my brother's ass!"
2014-01-05 02:18:24 PM  
1 votes:

jayphat: pdieten: jayphat: Did anyone read the article from the week before? Where the boss takes a dump in the office shower.

Did he heel it down the drain?

/goes back to read article

Its a she, and no she didn't. On purpose. Twice.


Accidentally?
2014-01-05 02:14:22 PM  
1 votes:

studebaker hoch: NEWS FLASH:  People have sex.


Yes. They are! In fact, I'm having sex right now!

/ No, I'm not.
// Married.
2014-01-05 01:04:54 PM  
1 votes:

Pichu0102: Also, we do not tolerate sexual activity in the house, regardless of sexual orientation


THEN HOW DID YOU COME TO HAVE TWO KIDS?
2014-01-05 12:52:07 PM  
1 votes:

FDR Jones: Rhino_man: The only problem I see is that the son is sleeping with someone who's in a relationship.

The headline is inaccurate in that respect. TFA states that the daughter has a crush on the friend, but they are not in a relationship. The headline also makes it seem like it's the father's sister.


So the father's sister is having gay sex with a teenage boy who the daughter has a crush on?
2014-01-05 12:51:20 PM  
1 votes:

jayphat: Did anyone read the article from the week before? Where the boss takes a dump in the office shower.


Did he heel it down the drain?

/goes back to read article
2014-01-05 12:44:10 PM  
1 votes:

FrancoFile: berylman: The story beneath that of the mentally ill brother with a gun in a fanny pack is more fun.

Who belongs to a prepper church, apparently.


Yeah, I got more concerned reading that.
2014-01-05 12:35:07 PM  
1 votes:
The answer to "Executive Wife" is pretty funny.

Dear Executive Wife,
It's Hooters that insists on mountains not molehills.


i1136.photobucket.com
2014-01-05 12:34:01 PM  
1 votes:
Whose sister? The man's or the son's? Clear writing FAIL, ambigumittard.
2014-01-05 12:32:16 PM  
1 votes:

BizarreMan: Oh yea, dad apparently forgot the number one rule of walking around the house when you have teenagers.  Make a lot of noise as you go so they can hear you coming.


I remember eluding my stepfather who was old, slow, and noisy in a circular series of rooms so that he never saw nor heard me like a little ninja.  "huh...guess he's not here.  I guess I'll just yell at the clouds". Good times.
2014-01-05 12:29:55 PM  
1 votes:
"... and worst of all, he posts video to his Tumblr! I thought I raised my son better than being a common porn blogger!"
2014-01-05 12:24:13 PM  
1 votes:

BizarreMan: Could it be that Rebekah knows that Robbie is gay, and Jason is his boyfriend and is helping her brother out by pretending to be interested in Jason?


Stayed tuned, kids!
 
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